Name: Joe Rogan Experience #267 - Mac Danzig
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #267 - Mac Danzig' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-06-03. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #267 - Mac Danzig

we snuck up on you dirty bitches it's only 12 15 here on the east coast or the
west coast
if we're in the east coast this would be like the normal starting time this is
like the east
coast version of the fucking podcast people say hey joe rogan um how the fuck
do you guys uh do
you make any money off of this podcast how's that work i'll tell you one way it
works bitches
it's a little thing called desk squad.tv check that shit out see that t-shirt
you can go buy that
you could buy that high quality brian red band designed work of art and you
could have it you
can walk around it every show we go to mad desk squad fans in the audience uh
this is where the
shirts come from go to desk squad.tv there's two versions of them uh this is
the newest version
and with the sexiest cat in my opinion i like this cat better this is the dopest
cat and uh there
will be more and there's t-shirts and there's bumper stickers and what is the
new website
uh shop squad.tv shop squad.tv but desk squad.tv will take you there so if you
can't remember that
because i can't remember that he's already told me twice go to desk squad desk
squad.tv you got it
all right you fucking freaks on it.com is our other sponsor that's oh and
periodically ladies and
gentlemen let me just say one thing we've had a few other sponsors some
corporate sponsors people
like audible.com people like ting.com alienware the reason why uh we if we're
in business with
any company it's because they got something good for you you will never we we
have turned down stuff
that's like high profile sponsors that i don't agree with i don't like what
they're selling i don't want
to do i don't want to say what they want me to say i'm not interested in that
what i'm interested in
i think there's plenty of people out there like ting the mobile company that
has
ting no um no cell phone contracts and uh and excellent phones i really love
this samsung galaxy
s3 it's fucking gorgeous i'm i'm really gonna have a hard time going back to
the iphone it's such a
little puny screen i think i'm going the other way since apple screwed me with
my pre-order i think i'm
just going to go not get this new iphone and just go galaxy s3 you should we're
gonna we're gonna hook
it up with ting ting you know they didn't even they weren't even supposed to be
sponsored on this
podcast today but we're bringing them up just because that's our our entire
approach to uh to
advertising on this podcast we uh anything that we're involved with is
something that we believe
is a great product with alienware the thing that i really love about alienware
is how much love
they give to up-and-coming mma fighters everywhere i look on strike force on
bellator on ufc there's
constantly dudes with that alienware logo that means to me that a company is
putting their money
behind sport and uh when a company is like alienware that's owned by dell this
huge computer company
i mean that to me is a bold it's a bold chance by them and i think uh bold
moves like that should be
supported and that's why we use uh alienware computers on it.com is another
sponsor it's the
only one that i have a financial investment in and again the only reason why i
would do that is because
i wholeheartedly believe uh in the way the company operates and in what they're
selling um the big one
the big uh product that that i'm always pushing is alpha brain and you don't
need alpha brain i've said
this a million times before but i always have to say in case this is the first
time someone has ever
tuned into this podcast uh if you eat healthy and and you're uh you know in fit
you you probably don't
need it it's not a necessary part of your life but they are nutrients that have
been shown to enhance
your brain's ability to produce neurotransmitters to to fire thoughts off and
uh from a person that
knows the difference between the way i feel when i'm eating healthy or i'm
eating nutritious food and
when i'm supplementing my diet and when i'm not doing that there's a difference
i feel that i feel
a tangible difference i feel a difference in my performances the way i'm gonna
be i'm able to form
sentences the way i can uh come up with ideas quicker i mean i i really believe
in that it's it's all
fired together in there does that make sense does that make sense absolutely
listen ladies and gentlemen
i'm not gonna lie to you i might have smoked a little pot before this just a
little just a wee
bit and i might be a little long-winded what i'm saying is on and.com's got
some cool shit that i
support 100 the uh first order of 30 pills there's a 100 money back guarantee
um you're right buddy i
think you're not supposed to snort it no he didn't it's because tube is way too
big it couldn't be
real look how long his tube was if he did do it i don't think you should snort
it i don't think
it's supposed to go through your digestive tract it's food um we also have
kettlebells uh and battle
ropes we're starting to sell fitness equipment now and again it's all stuff
that i use um stuff that
i think is uh some of the best strength and fitness conditioning equipment that
you can get
it's kettlebells it's a fucking fantastic workout use the code name rogan and
you will save yourself
10 off all supplements and again with the supplements you have a 30 pill the
first 30
pills a 100 money back guarantee you don't even have to return the product just
say it sucks uh no
one's trying to rip you off everyone's trying to sell you the best shit
possible and stuff that i
would use all right that's it go to on it.com o-n-n-i-t and brian anything more
to say oh yeah
desquat joe tonight we're uh at the ice house tonight it is um oh tom segura is
out ari shafir
is in that's how we roll we got uh ari shafir we got joey diaz we got dom
motherfucking irera we
got greg fitzsimmons in the house bitches um and doug benson and brian redband
did i say you no no
you're in there too bitch um and me yeah i'll be there too it's gonna be
awesome icehousecomedy.com
yeah we we do these uh on a regular basis here and there's another one here i'm
in toronto on
friday night at massey hall that shit sold out son but if you want tickets to a
comedy show in your
la you can come to the ice house yeah that's quite show freddie all right
bitches mac danzig's here
we're gonna get it done properly we forgot to do the piano the joe rogan
experience
train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day this is way better mac danzig
is uh i think you
might be podcast haunted my friend yes no no no no we're gonna fix it this time
yeah we're gonna fix
it we're gonna get this done see you demand the proper setup that's what it is
the fucking setup
of my house is ridiculous little goddamn stupid webcams that's why um i have a
uh studio but um
that's uh in the process being put together that's just gonna take months yo
somebody said i should make a little video of where you know show like what it
looks like in the
beginning yeah i might do that time lapse it just set one in the corner and
yeah yeah yeah yeah that'd
be cool yeah i've never done anything like this before so it's kind of exciting
to build something
up but mac danzig my humblest apologies on my no problem retardation and my
technical abilities
mine and ari shafir's ari did a podcast with him let's see if we we had a we
had a good conversation
we were you know it wasn't on video or whatever he does podcast audio but yeah
we we had a really
good conversation and it was afterwards i was like oh man he was i think he was
more disappointed
about it even than i was i mean he felt pretty bad about it there's nothing you
can do and i was
like you really you you emptied the trash too you didn't just delete it but you
emptied it and he's
like yeah well i was making i had to make more room and and oh god get a new
laptop bitch we had a
great we had a great little conversation yeah well we there's 40 minutes that
you know we may or may
not put back on but what happened with us was the second file was corrupt um it
wasn't working
over yeah it wasn't working on ustream and um the the thing the mp3 recorder
went off and then i had
to turn it back on again remember brian i had to take the battery off and the
file afterwards was
corrupt yeah wacky ass and ustream didn't work it was that that's crazy that he
both haunted as fuck
yeah that was a big goddamn disaster but we're gonna correct that so you think
you're gonna add
the 40 minutes to this one when you put it on it we could do that we can make
this the the four well
i just hope we don't get redundant you know the problem was you have a
conversation like that you
know like there's a lot of shit that we said i want to make sure we cover right
right so fuck that
other podcast okay okay cool ghost that bitch yeah all right that's what unless
we want to send
someone back to the archives to edit it i don't know man a lot of a lot of
internet drama man if you've
been paying attention to this uh this crazy video that all these muslims are
responding to all over
the world this ridiculous you you told me about it last last week yeah the the
christian fundamentalist
video yeah yeah yeah have you been watching all the reaction to it i i haven't
i haven't no well
france in their infinite wisdom someone has decided today to uh publish a
cartoon with muhammad
muhammad in it like they're just pushing it like you're scared yeah we're going
to be crazy
how do they smoke cigarettes is it like this we're going to be crazy look muhammad
make a fart noise
with his face yeah there's something about the way they hold cigarettes that
was really annoying right
how's it like this is it this well they help they call them facts yeah that
might be yeah yeah there's
something to it was it this is it this there's something there's something
wrong yeah it's like
hey fuck face this you know this is the way to do it this is the right way to
do it you have full
use of your hands what's all this crazy shit it's like the the tea the tea
thing yeah you know
yeah let's smoke it like this oh i just got another text from dice clay telling
me how awesome his
special came out he's so fucking psyched dice clay said he did his special and
he said it was like the
old days he said dudes were standing up and screaming he said there was a mad
death squad fans in the
crowd too that he he had a a bunch of guys coming up to him that said they
heard him from the podcast
yeah he's he said it was like one of his best specials ever so that's the only
time you're
allowed to host a cigarette like this that that just reminds me of you know the
people that
they got the tea or the coffee or whatever it actually reminds me of one of my
favorite scenes
mulholland drive when he do you are you familiar with yeah you're a lynch fan
right yeah huge lynch fan
yeah and he's he's holding the coffee he's like napkin he requests a napkin
first he
sips it sets it down then spits it out into the napkin and my god this is the
finest espresso in
the world like it was that that's what's up man that's that's funny stuff man
david lynch is like
is so weird isn't he yeah his movies are so like sometimes you leave and you go
what did you just do
to me you fuck i know i trusted you it's it's like the ability to express
emotions you know through film
the the ability to to make the the viewer to evoke emotion in the viewer is
strange emotions that are
very peculiar like nothing that really you can you can put your finger on at
least i can't as far as
articulating it like with with language it's just one of those things you got
to watch yeah you feel
creepy you feel a little bit you know like it's a little it's cold and wet but
it's it's there's
humor involved in it too like it like it's sort of a dark humor it's it's it's
really cool he's able
to play with ideas and notions and just you know purvey them with film that's
pretty i've really enjoyed
some of his stuff but i've i've walked out of a few of his things going what
the fuck what did you
walk out of inland empire like