Name: Joe Rogan Experience #366 - Bobcat Goldthwait
Uploaded: 2013-06-11T08:19:21.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #366 - Bobcat Goldthwait' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-06-11. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #366 - Bobcat Goldthwait' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-06-11. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #366 - Bobcat Goldthwait

i like how you did that there you fell i see what you did there uh hey
everybody what the
fuck is going on we're back uh before we get going we got to get through our
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already heard about a hundred times before that's what we like to do we like to
be repetitive
and then bore the fuck out of you that way when the podcast gets going you're
like god this is
so much better than that fucking commercial it's the uh foreplay or is no it's
more the blue balls you
know what it's like you know those insecure comics that would always bring
terrible opening acts
that's what that's like that's what it's like the commercials are our version
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they wouldn't do it
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right i'm very fucking
pumped for this podcast ladies i'll tell you i am too that is a tenacious beekeeper
though that gets
the honey from the killer bees that is uh yeah i like his i like his sack cue
the music jamie
the podcast begins officially
this is officially where the serious satellite part starts all right the other
part with the
commercials is only on the internet got from here that's why it seems like we
don't need the music
we should probably there's probably a better way to do this it's probably a
real momentum killer too
doing the commercials as a part of the city while someone i gotta tell you i
wouldn't mind if you
did them through the show because grandpa's gotta pee a lot and the last time i
was on i didn't know i
could get up anytime don't worry about it i got a catheter this time just bring
a bucket have you
ever had a catheter no i bet it sucks cheese and crackers those are my two
biggest things is
getting a catheter which i got so i'm over that and it really but by the time
you need one you you
it's sweet relief it was the nicest thing anybody ever by the way the voice
that you're hearing that's
bobcat goldthwait ladies and gentlemen i'm playing bobcat goldthwait tonight
this is bob scratch gold
farm ladies and gentlemen thanks for having me back on oh please thanks for
being i really fucking
loved your bigfoot movie oh thanks man i watched it last night and uh i was
really psyched to watch
you because i'm a bigfoot dork i'm a bigfoot dork from way back you know i know
that but i also was
a little you're the first person i gave it to that didn't see it with an
audience i've been doing some
like screenings at film festivals and things and i thought it i was worried
because i'm really happy you
liked it because because i didn't know if it'd lose something sitting there by
yourself no no no no
because it's fun to watch the movie with an audience yeah i i was in baltimore
and um it was beautiful
because it was a really uh baltimore's great and so a really mixed crowd uh and
i mean all races and
all working classes and stuff come to this festival so i'm sitting behind it
was beautiful through through
the movie i was sitting right next to a couple black guys who were beautiful
they're like they're going
crazy bigfoot bigfoot i can't tell you which part but i was like bigfoot and
they were yelling
and it was made me so happy well there was i had to ask you about something
before we got on the air
because it was such a creepy movie there's so many moments and i didn't want to
give away any
spoilers so i knew i'm like i gotta ask him this yeah well yeah and uh and yeah
so i i try not to
talk about some of the things that are revealed but i do talk about a lot of
the movie i'm really
happy thank you i mean this is the first review i mean i got a couple i shouldn't
say there's some
nice reviews online but uh that's really nice i loved it i loved it and one of
the things i loved
about it is you you were completely true to bigfoot lore like you you added in
all the stuff that
bigfoot like the knocking and the howling sounded exactly like a real sasquatch
yeah and
supposedly and i didn't i didn't go in to be snarky i mean i think the movie's
got stuff in it that's
funny but i i i i wasn't trying to you know i wasn't trying to mock uh
believers in sasquatch i i
just because of a couple of reasons one i've always saw myself as as an
outsider so why am i going to
pick on one of the most picked upon subcultures you know i was talking to dan
harman we were breaking
it down like and picked upon or misunderstood groups it goes like ren fair
enthusiasts then it
goes uh taliban and then sasquatch enthusiasts like as far as people will cut
them some slack
or try to understand where they're coming from yeah that's hilarious that's so
true poor sasquatch
hunters they don't catch they don't catch a break ever well you know i went to
where the patterson
gimlin footage was shot that yeah that was the and and that was the germ of the
whole movie for me
really was i i it was me since i was nine years old wanting to go to that site
that that's really
and then i happened to make a movie but but that's the reality of it this show
that i'd love to tell
you i didn't well up but i did i'm sure you did i would too i don't believe in
that footage i think
that bob patterson footage is utter horseshit really how but why well this will
be good first of all
because there was a guy that uh that says he did it named bob heronimus yeah
bob heronimus
can't find it on a map though he can't find bluff creek on a map or he couldn't
i mean he's gone but
yeah well you just because you i guess a lot of places i've been and i couldn't