Name: Jim Jeffries on Pornography (from Joe Rogan Experience #203)
Uploaded: 2013-06-24T21:27:11.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jim Jeffries on Pornography (from Joe Rogan Experience #203)' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-06-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jim Jeffries on Pornography (from Joe Rogan Experience #203)' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-06-24. Transcript available.

the joe rogan experience this is the whole theory on why why kids should not
should see gentle porn
because you know what i mean because i grew up like with like finding a playboy
magazine and
then just batting off to it until i found another magazine that was you know
kids today are going
straight to internet they're going to be do australian guys find their
magazines in the
woods as well yeah oh yeah yeah in in the bush we find them yeah isn't that
incredible and i always
used to think that some adults hidden it here but i look back at it no just
some other kid hit it
there in the part of the simulation yeah it was programmed that way yeah it's
almost like it grew
there you're supposed to find it i i native to that environment i remember
masturbating so young i was
about i was about seven years old seven and i found this picture my my my
mother was the only woman in
the house i went through one of her magazines so we didn't have underwear
catalog sitting around like
a victoria's secret catalog or something like that would have been good but we
i found this picture in
in my mom's women's magazine it was just this naked titnet and this magazine
never had a naked titnet
before right so i cut this picture out i cut this picture i masturbated to this
picture from about
seven till ten just this one tit right and i found out at ten because i was
watching the news it was a
picture of a woman having a mammogram whoa yeah but i didn't know as a kid and
i used to think because the
other tit was in a machine being squeezed down i was like i was like that must
be some sex machine
it's amazing that kept your interest for so long yeah i stole the lingerie
thing out of the sears
catalog for my friends my mom's sears catalog and i used to keep it and i put
it in my like books and
like hide it in a book and like pull it out and look at it and masturbate and
shit i remember remember the
the lingerie you know like in the catalogs the old catalogs we used to have
catalogs i remember there
being i used to buy porn on video and then when i went to university and i was
like 22 or something
like that um they used to keep on sending me the catalogs because i bought a
couple of videos years
ago and i used to keep them and they were just they were just like little
pictures of scenes from the
movies they were trying to i never bought anything but the catalogs once a
month that was a big day it
was free and i was broke you know i was happy yeah that i always used to keep
my roommate one catalog
behind so he would get the new month's one after i got my new month's one and
it's funny that what you
would want then to see naked girls to look at naked girls that people would
deny that of you they say
you're not ready for that yet i mean that's what it's all about it's about
protecting kids but clearly you
have these sexual crazy urges and everyone's just in denial about it nope you're
only 16. you can't
buy a playboy like you can't even buy a playboy when you're 16. you can't even
just let me see a
little titty i don't even need to see a vagina can i just see a leg but they
put it they put it in
movie movies when you're 16. they've got to commend britain on page three of
the newspapers there's a
topless girl yeah just in the normal always right yeah that's good 16 year olds
can't go to the
movies that show tits tits is not something like porky's has a bit of tit in it
isn't porky's r
wouldn't porky's be i think back then it was that was well we in australia
called m which is 16 and up
oh yeah maybe that is r yeah mature is that what it is yeah but we have we have
r as well but mature is
16 then r is 18. there's uh 17 i think is r isn't that it and nc 17 is for you
no matter what you can't
even go with an adult unless you're 17. my dad my father's so deprived of being
able to see tits
and because my mom's such a big hefty woman and and he just he just but he's
still like a horny sort
of bloke my dad right so when we were kids if me and my two brothers were
sitting watching let's say the movie
labyrinth we were watching like a very innocent puppet related film all at once
during the film
and he'd be in the house we'd all go oh there look at those tits whoa within
seconds my dad would just
casually walk out and sit and watch the rest of the film with
come out and go what are you what are you watching like this
and he'd go all the way through the film and then he'd go oh oh yeah i might
watch the
beginning of that film i missed what happened in the beginning
you trolled him you would true oh that's hilarious and you you let him sit
through the whole movie yeah
yeah so we'd all go off and play and then he'd have to sit through the first 30
minutes again like it
oh that's funny just in the hope because it was gonna come it's gonna happen
you guys should have
filmed that that would make a hilarious short film yeah just explain it and now
from there with a time
code oh we could still search it we could still do it now you should still do
it to this day oh my dude
i could see it it's filmed the light of the tv is what's on him right a little
time code in the bottom
show him 10 minutes later 20 minutes later 30 minutes later look at us that
could be hilarious
it could be hilarious if you explain it to the camera he found he found some
porn magazines i
do a routine on this but he found some porn magazines under my my mother found
some porn
magazines under my bed and she put them in the bin because that's like i don't
know you know you put
them in the bin and then she didn't say anything to me she just let me off scot-free
on it she didn't
like get angry or anything so i felt like i got away with it but my porn drawer
was empty
right and i worked at the news agency so i used to collect them from the bins
out the back of the
news agency so i had piles and piles of them i was a paper boy right so i i uh
i was in my dad's
workbench and i was hammering a nail down i look under the bench and there's
all my porn magazines
they're all dog-eared and they're like lettuce leaf on them and stuff because
what happened was
my dad's got to take he's got to take the bin to the end of the driveway on a
wednesday right he
opened the garbage bin saw all the porn he recovered it all and took it off to
his shed where he could
masturbate so so i collected it all back up and i took it back to my drawer
just because you know the
circle of life right and uh my dad comes i'm in the living room he comes out
and goes jim he goes
were you in my garage and i said like and i go yeah and he goes you know how
those magazines and i went
neither are you and i was about 13 at the stage i said neither are you and he
went
oh can i have four right and there was there was an actual moment where i start
with my dad and i
had a debate when i was 13 over all right you can have a hustler a penthouse a
playboy you know
this is your phone it's not my phone is your phone brian you can't leave your
phone by the thing
how many times do we have to tell you get that crazy zappity zap
airplanes crash man you can't leave that right by the mp3 player while you're
getting texts
would you rather kiss nancy reagan on the lips or the tit
you ready to record it's recording oh it is already what the fuck son