Name: Joe Rogan Experience #371 - Rick Doblin
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #371 - Rick Doblin' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-07-01. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #371 - Rick Doblin

hello freaks we're rocking it late night style it's 10 30 p.m here in los angeles
california
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with his teeth that gets me through the last four or five reps uh if you've
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before what they are is in my opinion one of the very best strength and
conditioning um exercise
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house you you gain a balanced sort of strength whereas a lot of people one of
the problems with
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think if you're thinking about kettlebells or any kind of exercise thing is to
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and then build write your write down and build and when you do do that you will
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sense of satisfaction the sense of satisfaction that you get from pushing your
body and getting your
body into a good state of physical fitness it's not just a vanity thing it's it's
really good for your
health and uh you know i've i talk about it all the time but it's very hard for
people to stop eating
donuts and get off the couch it's very difficult to choose to have a salad
instead of a shitty
cheeseburger it's hard it's hard to get your shit together but if you can get
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right my friends rick
doblin is here and we are going to get to the bottom of some shit please cue
the music
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you made it i did rick doblin who is the the head of maps or if you uh have
never heard well the
is it called an acronym where it's maps or is it yeah it is because it's you
say it right when you
don't say it it's an abbreviation is that what it is or it's we we tried to
figure that out once
um but it stands for the multi-discipline is for it is what google is for but
somehow or another i'm
not quite i don't totally have it together multidisciplinary association for
ps