Name: Joe Rogan Experience #376 - Bryan Callen
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #376 - Bryan Callen' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-07-24. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #376 - Bryan Callen

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they just but they're
you know just sort of they stay around sort of on the periphery and for
whatever reason the rest of
world doesn't find out about them it's strange well i don't i don't think you
know it's funny i don't
think i'll ever stop doing stand-up regardless of you want to do it for a lot
of people but i you
know stand-up is one of those things who is that great philosopher said man's
never more himself when
at play i think that was angel salazar said angel salazar and the idea they say
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idea is when i'm not on the road when i'm not doing stand-up you know i i
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i can understand that you just you do it because it's when you're the most
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a million pounds yeah
that's what i heard for a million pounds a million pounds they use them for
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face those pacific rim robots they're going to train with them um if you've
never used kettlebells
before i always tell everybody but i think it bears repeating um you got to go
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just videotape it and just get them to go through the basic movements of it
start slow don't lift the
shitload of weight lift lightweights correctly i have a 35 pound kettlebell
that chimpanzee kettlebell
is 35 pounds and i know you would look at a manly man like myself and you say
joe rogan what could
you possibly do with 35 pounds would even get you tired volleyball with it or
what you can you get
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35 pound kettlebell i've done them with a 50 you want to have a goddamn heart
attack it's insane
it's it's amazing do it like a 45 pounder how long is the workout for well
there's a series of workouts
it's a bunch of workouts it's like it's almost really how long can you do it
yeah you know it's
like a bunch of them that go back and forth and back and forth you know but the
the once you start
doing reps you start doing like windmills and cleans and presses and over and
over and over again
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count is here and we're finna get busy because that's what we do that's what we
do going hunting
again this november together with steve ranella we don't fuck around we're back
in action boom
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oh sweet baby jesus jesus louisus
brian motherfucking callen also known as by the way or the kid i refer to
myself as the kid whenever i'm on set now
i make the cameraman everybody refer to me as the kid like they're like the kid
can you just move to the left
i'm like what sets have you been on what you've been doing i just did a uh stint
on a movie called flock of dudes
and uh that's it i've just been doing i like to take long long breaks between
my acting
but i just did a movie i did a movie a little bit with elizabeth banks who's 40
and couldn't look better
who's elizabeth banks is um she's been in a ton of movies i don't know she's
not the chick from showgirls
no that's elizabeth perkins or something who knows but this don't you say who
knows about
showgirls dude just don't i actually know her because i used to date her friend
when i first got
to la so who the showgirls yeah elizabeth hurley yeah no it's not elizabeth hurley
don't don't ever
chime in if you're wrong berkeley berkeley berkeley berkeley there it is elizabeth
berkeley
ladies and gentlemen yes um what a pretty face and what a you know yeah okay
ass not nothing
special um don't believe she's a dancer before we start i just want to can i
just uh can i just
hawk a date yeah before we start go ahead this weekend at the schomburg improv
thursday friday
saturday sunday brian callen uh enjoy your fruit compo people are thinking
about going they're like
this guy's too much it's just too much it's too full of energy i don't want to
deal with that i want
to be in that presence i just gotta i know exactly are you ready are you ready
for hunting again
here's what i'm worried about you had to choose november 21st in wisconsin you
think the missouri
breaks was cold in october we're gonna freeze yeah it's gonna be cold why are
you such a pussy
because i am a pussy don't listen i got a long neck and i can't conserve heat
that's why
wear clothes i don't have a short neck and wide wide center of gravity you
retain heat we were freezing
on that boat and you come by me and you were like you had icicles on your beard
and you were smiling
at me i was like what are you smiling i grew up in boston and i know how to
deal with the heat oh i
know how to deal with the cold rather you just deal with it yeah you just deal
with it you just
accept it are we sleeping in tents again no no no not this time what are we
doing we're gonna
sleep in a cabin really yeah yeah we're gonna have like it's gonna be like a
real place we can
you have a bed the whole deal everything's gonna be beautiful i can't wait we're
gonna have a good
time that's no problem we're gonna have a good time don't be a pussy no i'm not
it's gonna be
fun i get to bag those people live there those people live there all year my
dad's from wisconsin
they're fine yeah i've been up to the north woods i bet you have yeah i really
have you've been to
chicago in january i sure have i've done a few gigs in chicago in january it's
like whoo yeah it's
ridiculous they don't play they don't play around up there they don't play
around up there i just got
back from alaska you did yeah i went salmon fishing up there i didn't tell you
about that no
ari shafir and i went up there well you know ari that outdoorsman you know ari
shafir can hang i
love he can hang i bet he can he can he finds his way through right he's a
smart motherfucker yeah
he knows how to do anything he wants to do that's what it is he gets good at
anything he wants to
get good at it's just you know he's the real deal well what did you did you
catch any salmon yeah you
know i went to alaska and went and and fishing did you really yes oh i'm glad
you're 