Name: Joe Rogan Experience #377 - Duncan Trussell
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Joe Rogan Experience #377 - Duncan Trussell

meow hey fuckers
what
the show's on right now we're live tweeting
at the same time hey bitches sweet sweet bitches
when i say bitches i mean that with no disrespect some of my best friends are
bitches
matter of fact all of them at one point in time
i've called a bitch if i don't if i don't like call you a bitch
at one point bitch please or come on bitch you know what the fuck i'm talking
about if i don't say
that at least once in our relationship i don't feel close to you do you know
what i'm talking
then we are really tight we're tight as fuck dude bitch this episode of the joe
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i swear to the baby jesus um on it makers of alpha brain the cognitive nootropic
substance well i don't
i mean if most people don't know what the fuck you're talking about when you
say nootropics what
nootropics are is essentially vitamins that enhance the way your brain
functions it gives you all the
fuel that you need to create neurotransmitters the building blocks if you will
uh very controversial
stuff read up on it but one thing that i can tell you with utmost confidence
now is we've already done
the first in a series of double blind placebo tests and had excellent results
with alpha brain so that
was a big relief because you take something and even though you read a bunch of
shit that says it does
really good and even though you read all these positive results and even though
you read even
peer-reviewed evidence about the actual ingredients that are in alpha brain
until you get your own double
blind placebo study people don't give a fuck about you unfortunately it was
only we did with 20 people
and four dropped out it's not enough to to have like a full-blown study so we're
going to do another
one but the point is the results were positive and it was done the correct way
double blind placebo style
and it showed improvements in memory improvements in cognitive function will
explain it all once the
uh the piece is published but it's a huge weight off my back and a lot of other
people's back because
rightly so whenever someone comes out with something that says that it's a
brain enhancing supplement
people start thinking about all those big dick pills that you see and those
porn ads don't really work
you start thinking about a lot of other snake oil type situations i personally
have been using
nootropics though for a long time i started out with um uh romanowski's neuro
one
it's a uh a combinatory uh thing like this you mix it you make a drink out of
it and i uh i read about
it and bill romanowski was a football player he started making that stuff and
using nootropics after
dealing with head injuries from concussions from football it's a fascinating
topic that most people are
kind of ignorant about but if you're if you're interested in it i suggest you
pursue it because
there is definitely some fruit at the end of that tree um we are also um can i
pipe in for a second yeah
i'm not sponsored by on it for some reason i don't know what i did to offend
the on it
company or but so but i can honestly say because i have no financial stake at
all in fact i've been
rejected by the company that i love i take alpha brain and what joe won't say
is it's speed
it's just it's good speed it's like low level adderall i don't get that at all
i don't get that at
all it's not that's not what the function of the nutrients inside of it are or
you know like designed
to do that's not it gives me a very good when i say speed i don't mean bad i
mean that's good it's
like a nice buzz you take it and you feel awake uh i like taking it uh all day
when i have it i go
through the jars within three days they're just gone well it gives you weird
dreams oh fuck man i took a nap
today that was like jacob's ladder because i had taken alpha brain and i swear
i was in a
an airplane sucking on the feet of this woman who was flying the plane she was
flying the plane yeah and
i was like laying under her sucking her feet i had an alpha brain dream the
other day uh i tweeted
about it it was about bobby collins the comedian was doing a talk show out of
his apartment and in the
opening montage of his talk show is sam kinnison's comb over and it's flying
around the air getting
pelted by meteors while it's flying around just explosions his comb overs
flying around in the
sky and the meteors are hitting his comb over it was the most nonsensical
ridiculous you can't make
this up dream wow and i woke up in the middle of it because my alarm went off
and it was one of those
where it's like you're right in the middle of ram sleep and your alarm wakes up
and you're like what
the fuck yeah that is good i don't i think that was one of the best uh pieces
of at least anecdotal
evidence alpha brain actually was working that it was doing something was the
the uniformity of the
reports of people saying that it affected their dreams in a very radical way
why are you making
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yo hello hey bitches
the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day
ah it's so nice so that i worked all day did the show all day and this never
feels like work this
always feels like ah the podcast yeah the podcast it's not it's not work i mean
it isn't it isn't
it's never i mean if you start thinking this is work there's gonna be a lot of
coal miners who think
you're a cocksucker
duncan trussell on tv today oh crazy right now yeah kind of freaking out i've
noticed i thought
you would handle it well but you're not you're kind of tricking tweaking a
little bit i'm excited
how do i not be excited about this i'm just talking with you no you're handling
it very well
i mean it's exciting and it's like thank you for getting me on the show thanks
for doing it you made
it a lot of fun that that's a cool thing man to usher uh your friends into
something like that
because it's it's so it's been such a freakish year for me man you know it's
like in the beginning was
fucked up balls snipped off for folks who don't know you got cancer of your
balls ball got snipped
they took one of your testicles home they threw it i always wonder where it is
it's in a cat's
litter box somewhere but it's great because the year culminated in being out in
the pacific northwest
with you high as a fucking kite watching hunting for sasquatch it really was
like well this is great
man this is like a what this is this is definitely one of the coolest years of
my life that was so fun
it was so fun it really is like we've sort of we've made this life inside of a
simulation like
it doesn't make any sense like when you actually have a job where you get to go
like we went to utah
last week looking for ufos yeah and giant bulletproof wolves these people they
see wolves that turn into
mist and disappear and they fucking show up on top of barns the size of a horse
yeah bulletproof wolves
the size of a horse we're we're having so much fun it's so ridiculous like we're
talking to so many
crazy people and so many really interesting like sciencey people too it's yeah
it's spun me around
that's for sure man it's definitely