Name: Joe Rogan Experience #380 - Tony Hinchcliffe
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #380 - Tony Hinchcliffe' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-08-03. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #380 - Tony Hinchcliffe

hello freak bitches that's right we're back ooh ah mixing it up props to domerera
ooh ah
whenever you say ooh ah ooh gotta give props to the godfather um this episode
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everybody wants one uh and tony motherfucking hinchcliffe don't you have
something going on
dude yeah right there that's you merch is that tony hinchcliffe.com yeah that
is oh my goodness you
sexy bitch look at you staring down the camera with confidence you're not
trying to be wacky you're
just dangerous i love it you're radical what is your shirt what are you selling
it's a new uh
equation t-shirt it's my first t-shirt and i got together with a designer and
gave him some
wild notes about different things about me and he had this idea to make it look
like a chalkboard and
it's really cool and uh they're selling and it's exciting oh that's cool dude
get me one of those
definitely we'll do what size xl you got it or large if you think i'm sexy if
you want it to be tight
probably be a good one to go tight with girls would be like is that the hinchcliffe
equation
yeah oh my god the way he stares down the camera his website he's so gangster
look at how he looks
at you he gives zero fucks yeah look at him he's just so confident and that's
on the back between
the shoulders so anybody that's behind you sees me looking right at him so that's
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brian cue the music let's get this party rolling
the joe rogan experience
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sweet baby jesus tony hinchcliffe is in the house today oh yeah tony hinchcliffe
how's your life
great man having fun and kicking butt kicking butt i know i hardly believe
people when they say
kicking butt you say i'm kicking ass i'll take you seriously you say kicking
butt i'm like who
what are you doing partying with old ladies beating them at things yeah how are
you kicking butt just
having a just staying busy kicking some butt it's my favorite thing to do is to
stay busy
what about kicking butt uh well you know what i i'm gonna rephrase it i've been
kicking ass there
you go thank you very much thank you very much i appreciate that uh i
appreciate appreciate uh also
all the people that uh have uh sent comments pro and negative about uh the new
sci-fi tv show
appreciate all your input i think this is a rare time where uh people get to uh
give input about
things they see online whether it's a stand-up comedy show or a um a tv show
like this show or
anything it's important that people get to talk about stuff and tell me tell me
what sucks i want
to know you know and it's it's not perfect there's nothing no none no shows are
perfect man it's hard
it's hard to do a television show that's perfect it's also hard to do a
television television show
like this where you're squeezing hours of information and hours of
conversations into like
40 plus minutes but one of the things that i've found is that people are so
fucking attached to the
shit they believe they're so attached and what the big one that people are mad
at me now is chemtrails
because uh we had an episode that kind of debunk chemtrails and it didn't debunk
all chemtrails
this is what people need to understand it and this is really important first of
all i don't work for
the government but if i did work for the government i probably wouldn't tell
you but i don't i don't i'm a
fucking i give up come on pot smoking fucking cage fighting commentator i'm not
working for the
government all right stop it don't be silly but you would be the perfect person
perfect shill
the perfect shill what what people are seeing for the most part when you see
these contrails these
trails behind jets that become artificial clouds the way it's been explained to
me by not just one but
numerous scientists is that when jet engines pass through various levels of
condensation it creates
different effects and if a jet engine passes through sky that has enough condensation
it will
literally change the temperature of the sky stir it up and create a cloud and
it's a lingering cloud
behind the jet and if you're looking at it it looks like someone's spraying
artificial clouds and you get
this feeling like oh my god they're spraying cloud like i when i i saw them and
i saw some of the
documentaries on and there was a quite a bit of time before i was i was looking
at it i was like it
doesn't make sense but is it possible that they're really spraying artificial
clouds out of all these
planes and then you talk to people that tell you that these are military planes
and this is a constant
geothermal engineering exercise but then when you find out that it is possible
to put a jet engine through
various levels of condensation and create these clouds like scientifically
proven 100 you got to go okay well
that's a hundred percent if that's a hundred percent is there a way to tell
when they're going to leave contrails and when they're not
turns out there is there's a nasa website you go to the nasa website it shows
you
where there's condensation where there will be contrails and it's for pilots so
they could see better
it's for people that are like trying to observe the sky there's like a bunch of
reasons why they monitor this shit
they know when contrails are going to exist and when they're not
in fact in 1942 the government was trying to figure out what the fuck was going
on
because they just is when they first started having planes involved in world
war ii and they were um they put
out a paper on what they called persistent condensation trails and that is
these lines that were behind
these these planes and their conclusion was that it's a natural part of what
happens to the atmosphere
when a plane flies by and it's sometimes they last and sometimes they don't
based on how much moisture is in
the atmosphere 19 fucking 42 they did this so this is something that has been
scientifically able to be
explained for a long time that said now this is where everybody gets crazy the
i'm sure the government
or let's just say people that are evil let's not just say the government
because probably not even the
government now it's probably the government of the past which you can't blame
the people now you can
blame them on a lot of shit but you can't blame them for shit that happened in
the 50s for sure people
have sprayed things out of planes 100 yeah it's definitely happened for sure
you're dealing with
a power structure that values money over certain aspects of humanity for sure
100 but we got to be
honest about what's happening and what's not happening southwest is not
spraying artificial clouds
they're accidentally making them in a natural byproduct of a jet engine passing
through condensation
but it doesn't mean that people haven't done evil shit in the past it just
means that's what that is
and people are getting so fucking mad at me on twitter and calling me a shill
and a government agent and
thinking that somehow or another i'm i'm changing the truth because i want to
protect myself or something
it's just i think people are looking for like a reason something to blame you
know the lack of health and
feeling good and you know on and i think that they they do that and then they
roll it they blame it on
the chemtrails and they roll into mcdonald's and eat five big macs and wonder
why they're feeling
shitty they think they're spraying stuff down on them have you ever seen the
one the video with prince
on the uh prince sitting with dick gregory pull it up prince talks about chemtrails
prince is
talking about chemtrails in the hood prince prince prince one of the baddest
rock and rollers of all time
and he's talking about chemtrails um in the hood when he was growing up and it's
it sounds like he's
singing a song like it's like almost lyrical like the way he looks at it's like
sometimes it snows in
april i thought it was purple rain yeah the the video is the video is really
quite fascinating it's did
you find it yeah okay play this bitch like jack yeah oh it's not dick or i'm
sorry well because i
knew i was right you know we talked about this in our very first interview and
conversation together
um it's obvious now that artists are supposed to own their master recordings
okay this isn't the part
there's a part where he talks about chemtrails take somebody oh it says prince
dick gregory you
started to see a whole bunch of them huh phenomena of chemtrails okay and you
know when i was a kid i
used to see these trails in the sky all the time and so that's cool a jet just
went over and then you
started to see a whole bunch of them and next thing you know everybody in your
neighborhood was
fighting and arguing and you didn't know why okay and and you really didn't
know why i mean everybody
was fighting so he 