Name: Joe Rogan Experience #387 - Everlast
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #387 - Everlast' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-08-29. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #387 - Everlast

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was shady. Said her mom's from Jamaica, said her father's from 80. And she's
such a pretty lady. Yeah, she's such a lady. She smelled like flowers, she
tastes like toffee. She kissed me slowly, she held me
softly. Got too close and she backed up off me. Then the stone goes over to
like black coffee. Did like black coffee. No sugar, no cream. Didn't like black
coffee. Maybe it's all just a drink.
Did like black coffee.
Powerful Everlast.
Fuck yeah.
Yes, sir.
That's how it started, dude.
Can you hear me?
Yeah.
Okay.
Can you hear me?
Yeah, just everything's a little off because we're adjusted for music. Just
want to make sure
everything's cool.
Notice we did no commercials.
Fuck it.
What kind of shirt are you wearing today, Joe?
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Oh, I thought you meant the kettlebell is in trouble.
No, no, no.
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After we talked about it yesterday, I'm going to call Aubrey about that shit
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I'm down with all that, man.
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Everlast is here, ladies and gentlemen.
Am I wrong thinking Robert Shapiro started that or was he just an early spokesman
for it?
Is that true?
I don't know.
Let's look that up.
I have this sense that either he was an early spokesman or he might have
started it.
Wow.
Well, that was a smart move.
Yeah.
Yeah, but that's one of those things where you go, ooh.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Do I want to be connected with Homeboy?
What does Mark Furman do these days?
That'd be funny to find out where people like that are, you know, like
notorious people are.
Yeah, let's see.
It says jump to LegalZoom here.
I guess he had something to do with it.
Shapiro's one of the co-founders of LegalZoom.
Oh, yeah, I thought so.
Yeah.
Wow, look at Everlast deep inside the system, understanding all the behind-the-scenes
shit.
I just haven't smoked up that part of the brain yet, dog.
That's all.
That's all.
There's still a little Shapiro knowledge left there somehow.
Eat some fresh fruits and vegetables.
I'm still living like the car chase is going on, like, go OJ, go OJ.
I'm living in the 90s, brother.
Hit the music.
I already did.
Is that it?
So it's officially started?
Yeah.
Okay, good enough.
We don't need all the music.
Fuck, we're going to have plenty of music on this podcast.
We don't really need the opening song.
Yeah, that OJ thing is one of the weirdest times in my life because I was a
very young man
and I was still really delusional about the way the world worked.
I really had no idea, you know.
I didn't know, like, to the extent of corruption and craziness and the fucking
dispute between,
like, when Rodney King happened and I saw, like, how strong the hate for police
is and the anger that led to the rioting.
I was like, who the fuck saw that coming?
Who thought that a name?
I was so delusional.
Like, I had such little contact with that world that I had no idea what the
disparity was,
like, how these people felt about police brutality and things like that.
Did you see that video of them beating the shit out of that dude with sticks?
And then they got off and everybody's like, whoa, wait a minute.
You're like, what?
How did, what's going, what happened here exactly?
Okay, he was on what?
Okay, so he's on, he's on, like, angel dust, so he doesn't feel it.
Is that what's happening here?
Do they have something they can, can they hold on to him?
Like, he's five guys, can't they wrestle this dude to the ground?
Like, it seems like, it seems like they're having a good time beating the shit
out of him.
Well, I mean, that's the myth of, like, or not the myth, but the grand thing
about, you know, yeah, angel dust,
that's the one thing they say, like, you know, people are broken out of handcuffs.
Yeah, if that's the case, people need to revisit that fucking, that one
particular issue.
Because, uh, angel dust, I had a friend who had his finger bitten off.
Man, it wasn't, that was just the straw, dude, you know what I mean?
That was just the straw.
Exactly.
I was trapped at that point.
I was living on that side of the world.
I was, like, part of Ice Thieves, Ryan Sinek, kid.
I was running through, so I, it was like, I knew the hatred for the police was,
was, that
was, like, I was, I was, you know, normal.
What was it like rolling around with those guys?
You know what the thing was, is, like, in a weird way, I was just so oblivious
to it that I, you know,
because I was treated as, you know, like, I was a member of the crew.
I was already, like, a rap kid.
And it was like, you know, I, you know, as long as I showed up and had the
balls to be somewhere,
I felt like I was cool there.
You know what I mean?
I was like, all right.
I was, I never, I wasn't into gangbanging or anything.
I was never flagging anywhere I was, you know.
But, and I was, you know, and I was, you know, knew a few key people that would
be like,
oh, yeah, oh, he knows that dude, all right.
Dude, I was a huge Ice-T fan.
I used to get told, like, they used, by, like, you know, cats like Ice would
say things like,
you know, yeah, man, you know, you're white, man.
Everybody here either thinks you're crazy for being here or you're a cop.
So, you're good, so.
That was one, yeah, well, you know what, man?
His best shit, well, I think Colors is one of his best songs ever.
That is one of the best, like, theme songs for a movie.
Ever.
Representative of what was going on in that movie.
Yeah.
That, that, that song just fucking nailed it.
That was right place, right time, right dude, you know what I mean?
Whoever, whoever picked him for that, it was the right, you know, they,
everybody made
the right decision that day.
It's the rap version of Live and Let Die.
Kind of, yeah.
Da-da-da.
That's a good song.
I mean, Live and Let Die is a theme song for a movie, right?
Yeah.
But it's a badass fucking song.
I mean, da-da-da, da-da-da, da-da.
I mean, Paul McCartney was a beast.
Was that his original purpose?
It was a theme for a movie?
I believe so.
I believe Paul McCartney made it for the movie.
Unless it was just a fucking, just a coincidence that he had a song called Live
and Let Die and
there was a 007 movie.
Let's see.
Okay.
Let's find out.
We need to find out.
Paul McCartney.
Weird.
Are you a fan of Paul McCartney?
I mean, as a songwriter, how could you not be?
Right.
I mean, the guy's written a lot of amazing songs.
You know, you aspire to write that many well-known songs, you know?
He was a beast.
You know?
I mean, I think there's like, because he seemed like such a nice guy.
I think, like, some more hardcore people don't give that guy the credit he
deserves.
Like, for me, like, if you look at the Beatles, you break them down.
It's like, John Lennon wrote the more ethereal kind of weirdo kind of songs.
Or, like, more government-related, protest-y kind of stuff.
Paul McCartney wrote the stuff about love and life and everyday things, you
know what
I mean?
And, like, turned them into poetry kind of thing, you know?
That's, you know, I think I love them both in different ways.
Me too.
I'm perfectly sad.
He was commissioned specifically for this movie.
Right.
And credited to McCartney and his wife, Linda, reunited the former Beatles
producer, George
Martin, who both produced this song and arranged the orchestra break.
It was all done for that movie.
It's, like, one of the most successful, like, movie-themed songs ever.
Because it was a real song.
Yeah.
And then Guns N' Roses.
Yeah.
We cut it and sold 10 million records.
Live in the hip time.
I mean, that's a fucking badass song for your theme song.
Your movie's making $100 million no matter what, just with that song on it.
You know, it can't go wrong.
And then Band on the Run, that's, like, that's a crazy song.
That's, like, two songs in one, you know?
Like, you listen to the beginning of it, and then when the rain explodes,
exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the sun?
God damn, Paul McCartney.
Yeah.
I mean, that's a beautiful fucking song.
It's a work of art.
And good drugs.
Oh, fuck yeah.
He'd seen everything there is to sing.
He saw the full mandala of psychedelic.
He saw that happen.
As he fell into the sun.
He saw that happen.
Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the sun.
Damn.
You know, he had to have seen all that.
That's a mold.
I can hear the colors.
I can hear the colors, man.
Yeah, you can't write something like that unless you've seen something like
that.
You can't fake that lyric.
The rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell into the sun.
What the fuck?
The first one said to the second one there, I hope you're having fun.
That is as psychedelic as a lyric ever can get without being, like, ponderous.
You know what I mean?
Without being, like, blatantly obvious.
You're trying to be, like, trippy.
Like, that is just, that's a perfect lyric.
Well, the rain exploded with a mighty crash as we fell in