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the Joe Rogan experience I don't know I think Obama's about to give a speech
today about this
nonsense yeah the even CNN the front of it is like Obama's challenge convincing
you on Syria
it's a zero percent of the public thinks we should do it I haven't seen one
person argue
that we should attack Syria literally my mom even said she didn't want to go to
war and she was
always backing up all the other words I think people are just learning it's
just we've been
horse fucked for so many years now we've been horse fucked since 2001 I mean
that's really hard
to believe it's really hard to believe that it's been 12 years of horse fucking
the whole world's
been horse fucked and at this point in time especially with this second term of
this supposed
liberal and ordering drone strikes like crazy threatening military action for
this one
ambiguous strike I mean I don't know who the fuck caused that strike but I know
Ron Paul says
that it was a false flag is Ron Paul right what the fuck do I know but if
somebody wanted us to go to
Syria for some other reason and they decided to orchestrate an attack that
would force the United
States hand into going into Syria shit dude that's possible if you don't pay
attention to history you
might think it's not possible but if you do pay attention to history it's it's
happened it happened
with the Gulf of Tonkin it and that was even faker it was even faker than this
well look from the POV of
uh some some uh revolutionary fundamentalist islamic uh person who's planning
these attacks we know that
uh a lot of people uh people who are fundamentalist islamic what what we call
terrorists they they don't
have a problem uh putting dynamite in their body and blowing themselves up so
it's not beyond the pale
people to think that in the scheme of things once they realize if they do a sarin
attack it could
possibly cause the United States to attack and unleash hell on Assad well yeah
that's a logical decision
to make and why would Assad knowing that if he did a chemical attack it could
cause all the gains he's
made in his shitty goddamn uh civil war to go away why would he do that doesn't
make any sense exactly and
he see i don't he seems i i think he's a vicious piece of shit from what i've
read but he doesn't
seem stupid and apparently he was already kind of winning that war as or making
great advances
you know so i don't know why suddenly he's like yeah release the gas the gas
that will make it so
that we get in a superpower to stop bomb start bombing us and who was he
fighting against isn't he
fighting against the Taliban uh well it's a is he fighting against al-qaeda it's
not just al-qaeda it's a
mixture from what i saw there was this uh i can't remember it was on it wasn't
on cnn it was on one of these
weird news channels it was just a conference with uh analysts talking about
what syria what the
revolution or the civil war is comprised of and it's not all al-qaeda and it's
not all Taliban and it's not
all it's different it's different groups just in the same way if there was a
revolution in the united states
it wouldn't just be one group it wouldn't just be the tea party right it would
be anarchists it would
be uh you occupy wall streeters it would be environmentalists it would be
fundamentalist
christians that that's what a civil war really is is just this shattering of
people into groups with
one initial main goal which is get Assad out of power and then the next that's
where a revolution
can really suck or a civil war can really suck because then the thing collapses
on itself and
they all start attacking each other did you see that john carrey used a fake
photo to fuel the syrian
war i heard it used a photo of the bodies yeah this is the this is the photo it's
a photo from 2003
from the iraq war of a little boy jumping over these lines of bodies and he
used that in a speech
to try to beat the war drums how the fuck did he know or how could he not know
rather that that's
a bad photo to use yeah no shit man of course he knew right how about mccain
playing fucking video
poker yeah when they were talking about thugs these are fucking thugs man they're
they're talking about
evaporating human beings and the guy's so comfortable he's fucking playing
video poker the
only thing i think he thinks we should go doesn't he he yeah he loves war mccain's
a big he's a big
fan of war i think he's supporting it right he's supported like seven wars oh
hell yeah here he
comes this is the live yeah look at him he has to walk down a red carpet how
dramatic my fellow
americans hello president tonight i want to talk to you about syria oh boy why
it matters and where
we go from here over the past two years what began as a series of peaceful
protests against the repressive
regime of bashar al-assad has turned into a brutal civil war over a hundred
thousand people have been
killed millions have fled the country in that time america has worked with
allies to provide
humanitarian support to help the moderate opposition and to shape a political
settlement
but i have resisted calls for military action because we cannot resolve someone
else's civil war through
force particularly after a decade of war in iraq and afghanistan the situation
profoundly changed though
on august 21st when assad's government gasped to death over a thousand people
including hundreds of
children the images from this massacre are sickening men women children lying
in rows killed by poison gas
others foaming at the mouth gasping for breath a father clutching his dead
children imploring them
to get up and walk it's better to set them on fire like i do terrible night the
world saw in gruesome
detail the terrible nature of chemical weapons how crazy is him saying that and
giving these images a
father clutching his children like what do you do are you what are you an actor
like what's with the
dramatic narrative of father clutching his children babies could be your baby
american gis were dead the
many thousands killed by deadly gas in the trenches of europe in world war ii
the nazis used gas to
inflict the horror of the holocaust we must use fire not gas fire these weapons
can kill on a mass scale
what the fuck they kill a mass jail no distinction between soldier and infants
like drones don't mean
like drones what about hiroshima what about the 98 civilian rate your drones
have killed international
agreement prohibiting the use of chemical weapons we set them on fire joined by
189 governments
that represent is there an international agreement that we shouldn't use drones
because i would think
that that would be a bad thing to use too these basic rules were violated oh
man along with our sense of
common humanity rules of murder yeah no one disputes that chemical weapons were
used in syria
the world saw thousands of videos cell phone pictures and social media accounts
from the attack
and humanitarian organizations told stories of hospitals packed with people who
had symptoms of poison gas
moreover we know the assad regime was responsible in the days leading up to august
21st we know that
assad's chemical weapons personnel prepared for an attack near an area where
they mix sarin gas
could you imagine they distributed gas mass to their troops how paranoid this
dude gets and they fired
rockets from a regime control area yeah all the kids he's killed tap dance on
his head all the kids
not that's just one part of it but just imagine all the conflict that he's
engaged in
and mortal death conflict all over the globe you know senior figures it's
really gross man if you have
to like work on your speech to tell people to go to war kill it you don't want
to hear what he says
i want to hear what this what he says you want to keep going i just want to
know if what if we're
going to start bombing he's going to start bombing he's going to start doing
something i think he might
say we're going to i don't know maybe you're right listen to what he's saying
commit atrocities
they depend upon the world to look the other way until those horrifying
pictures fade from memory
what about us man but these things happened we burn we did the facts cannot be
denied
the question now is what the united states of america and the international
community is prepared
to do about it oh you mean france and saudi arabia because what happened to
those people
to those children no it's not only a violation of international law
it's also a danger to our security well it's cool that the bombs he's going to
drop
aren't going to kill let me explain why they don't kill any kids that's like
two magnets coming
together they repel it the bombs are made to stop using they actually it repels
innocence it's baby
bombs as the ban against these weapons erodes other tyrants will have no reason
to think twice
about acquiring poison gas and using them jesus christ how over time troops
would again face the
prospect honestly if we don't attack syria i'm going to get some poison gas it
could be easier for
terrorist organizations to obtain these look it's a free ride you fucking
liberal
pussy fighting spills beyond serious well look at my new poison gas pistol that
is how someone who
was a tea party manchurian candidate would react they would be like you know obama
wants to be such a
fucking pussy i had to teach this country a lesson on my own because none of
those terrorists have the
balls to fucking go after americans keep america strong i went after america
keep america strong
dude i can't listen to it man like pitch i'm sure that shit's gonna take a long
ass time and then
it's gonna freak everybody out and it's gonna be the subject of discussion
tomorrow um i think it's
very unfortunate that we live in this world and to listen to that to to think
that he could be so free
in talking about this sort of moralization is that a word of warfare when we've
killed so many
fucking people it's just really hard to believe and those numbers that we read
off about deaths
those are just drones that's just drone deaths the 98 is just drone deaths it
doesn't even factor in
how many innocent people were killed in the wars in afghanistan and iraq but
yeah and again yeah it is
the hypocrisy that it's okay to kill people with fire it's not okay to kill
people with gas and this
being coming out of the mouth of a man who regularly kills people with fire
have you seen the video of
the the guys the rebels in the street get hit by a missile no pull that shit up
brian they they start
screaming a la walk by fire not gas it's what should i search for madness um
how about syrian rebels hit
with bomb maybe let's see syrian rebels hit with bomb let me find out it's
fucking madness it's a video
let's see yeah syrian rebels um
people are all listening to the speech right now man we should just be Syrian
rebels almost hit by
bomb let them listen man this is this is being recorded it will go on forever
no that's not it
there's one there's one recent one of these guys in the street and this bomb
that's not it our troops
are coming home from afghanistan afghanistan americans want all of us in washington
especially me to concentrate on the task of building our nation here at home
but i have to kill people
back to work educating our kids oh our kids the owl god demands blood molek molek
demands sacrifice
if i don't feed the owl god he comes to me in my dreams and if i don't
participate in the sacrifice
i won't get the mansion they have reserved a mansion for me on a hundred acres
i will constantly have okay yeah this is the one a throne of diamonds
a throne of diamonds waits for me at the end of the black tunnel i must feed
the owl god
yeah what the fuck man really is that what we've come to yeah that is it man
now what now hmm the beaked lord what desires blood if you is so beautiful his
words
how do you spell a la wakba uh let me look at my tattoo
that was good that's worth 90 of your butthole jokes bravo that was good you
just
you just you just you just gained great ground i can't find this fucking thing
these guys yell
there's no point in simply doing a pinprick strike pinprick oh no i hope i
never end up in one of his
pinprick strikes the united states military doesn't do pinpricks we're just
going to go down there and
pinch people even a limited strike we're going to send a message to assad that
no other nation can
deliver yeah no other i don't think we should remove another dictator with
force we learned from iraq that
doing so makes us responsible for all that comes next but a targeted strike can
make assad or any other
dictator think twice before using chemical weapons dictators are thinking about
using chemical weapons
right now other questions involve the dangers of retaliation we don't dismiss
any threats but the
assad regime does not have the ability to seriously threaten our military any
other any other retaliation
they might seek is in line with threats that we face every day so we're
basically saying they're
neither assad nor his allies have any interest in escalation that would lead to
his demise
and our ally israel can defend itself with overwhelming force we just want to
kick this
unconscious guy in the face of the united states of america
yeah what is what the fuck is that many of you have asked a broad question why
should we get involved
at all in a place that's so complicated yeah why where as one person wrote to
me those who come after
assad may be enemies of human rights you can write to obama it's true that some
of assad's opponents
are extremists he'll listen he'll change but al-qaeda will only draw strength
in a more chaotic
syria if people there see the world doing nothing to prevent innocent civilians
from being gassed to
death we burn them we don't gas the majority of the syrian people and the syrian
opposition we work with
just want to live in peace with dignity bro and freedom and the day after any
military action
we would redouble our efforts to achieve a political solution that strengthens
those who reject the
forces of tyranny and extremism joe biden beat me at poker he used to run raytheon
they sell hellfire
missiles but i mean listen to what he just said like what we're trying to stomp
out is exactly what
we're doing i mean the the massive amount of hypocrisy we should not be the
world's policeman
we should be the world's dragon and i have a deeply held preference for
peaceful solutions brian pull
up this video syrian soldiers hit syrian rebels
by street crossing
oh wait a minute that's not the one
i'm trying to find the right one oh here it is oh damn it it doesn't have a
it has a crazy arab name to it
the russian this is the video if you could find it in pushing assad to give up
his chemical
look at this video the assad regime has now these guys are uh shooting in the
street
and they get jacked by a missile this is what they're dealing with you got
these guys who have guns
and they're like they pull up in a pickup truck wow and they're like we have an
even bigger gun in
the pickup truck wow they're gonna kick some ass and uh hmm watch how the it's
the fan here man
exciting exciting day everyone's about to have these are uh whose side are we
on here i guess we're on
the side of the guys who are about to get jacked uh who knows
this music sucks so they back the guy backs up his truck
and they don't even have a chance to respond watch look at this they're trying
to move
jesus christ boom
and the guy's just screaming allah walk bah allah walk bah watch that again
back that up again
uh you you're actually controlling it oh sorry jesus christ how do i do that
i don't want to go to another fucking war man one more time we did a good job
of filling the screen
there buddy yeah that's actually really good all right watch this one more time
look they sort of
realize it's happening like look at them their body language like like they're
like oh shit oh
shit watch this there you go they're running boom are you fucking kidding man
that's an ethical way
to blow people up it's way better than chemicals that was a beautiful thing
those guys are lucky
that was like being killed by an american eagle that's like getting killed by a
gourmet chef
so precision the united states doesn't do
pinpoint strikes seven decades i have seven
let's hear he's about to wrap it up yeah doing more than forging international
agreements
it has meant enforcing them
the burdens of leadership are often heavy i can't get it up unless i'm caroling
because we have borne them
and so to my friends on the right i ask you to reconcile your commitment to
america's military might
with a failure to act when a cause is so plainly just okay let's stop so he's
probably though is he's
you is he the worst president we've ever had he's the most disappointing for
sure because
bush was scary from the jump and he was scary when he was going to war he was
scary when he was misspelling
words yeah he was always scary but obama was promising and now he's he's
terrible that was
awful that was awful and it was so corny it was so it was like watching that
show what was that old
uh show that used to be on jag remember jag it was a military show on like nbc
or cbs cbs cbs
cbs it was like you know it was
fucking real clear the good guys bad guys yeah good guys always won yeah
everything was it was an
episode of walker texas ranger that's what that was and he just gave us i love
what i really love
is they try to give the illusion that there's such thing as a safe war that's
what's really funny
he's like i'm just gonna stick this stick in the hornet's nest the hornets can't
fly over here
you're gonna be fine there'll be no retaliation they can't even retaliate and
there's no need to
worry and it's the same kind of retaliation that's jack oh wow but how crazy is
that how the idea that
you could just retaliate you could do that and not not face retaliation what if
he what if we attack
syria and and russia decides to put missile shields up now what does now we
have obama leading us into
fucking world war three against that crocodile putin that's scary that's scary
to think about man
i don't know man i just i'm so disappointed in the whole way this is laid out
or the whole way this is
taking place don't do that brian we're gonna get flagged flagged for changing
his color yeah we'll
get flagged terrorist activities yeah we're not flagged are we we're not doing
anything wrong god
damn it i pay my taxes you are doing something wrong if you protest against war
i can't believe you
support a man who would use chemicals to kill children good joe let's smoke
them out yeah that's
isn't that funny you support the other guy if you don't think that you should
yeah fire missiles oh
now he's leaving the same way he came in oh my god nice and dramatic that just
that alone all of this
theatrical shit was orchestrated folks i guarantee you there are some people
that are involved in this
there's some producers there's some there's an artistic director they want that
was a that was a well
planned out scene he walks up he walks back the fact that they do it in this
ancient stupid house
where he supposedly lives meanwhile you know he's in some fucking seven mile
thick bunker down you know
deep into the ground the bowels of the earth where dick cheney was hiding all
throughout the iraq war
you think there's just a metal slide he jumps in it's a shoot like a laundry chute
he just jumps
in and slides through a lens and the towels and just dusts himself off and
surrounded by lizards
who are like excellent work yeah it's bad it's batman's lair he's about got batman's
lair
son we are broadcasting to itunes oh shit itunes we're recording to server get
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Joe Rogan & Duncan Trussell Watch Obama's Syria Speech (from Joe Rogan Experience #391)

the Joe Rogan experience I don't know I think Obama's about to give a speech
today about this
nonsense yeah the even CNN the front of it is like Obama's challenge convincing
you on Syria
it's a zero percent of the public thinks we should do it I haven't seen one
person argue
that we should attack Syria literally my mom even said she didn't want to go to
war and she was
always backing up all the other words I think people are just learning it's
just we've been
horse fucked for so many years now we've been horse fucked since 2001 I mean
that's really hard
to believe it's really hard to believe that it's been 12 years of horse fucking
the whole world's
been horse fucked and at this point in time especially with this second term of
this supposed
liberal and ordering drone strikes like crazy threatening military action for
this one
ambiguous strike I mean I don't know who the fuck caused that strike but I know
Ron Paul says
that it was a false flag is Ron Paul right what the fuck do I know but if
somebody wanted us to go to
Syria for some other reason and they decided to orchestrate an attack that
would force the United
States hand into going into Syria shit dude that's possible if you don't pay
attention to history you
might think it's not possible but if you do pay attention to history it's it's
happened it happened
with the Gulf of Tonkin it and that was even faker it was even faker than this
well look from the POV of
uh some some uh revolutionary fundamentalist islamic uh person who's planning
these attacks we know that
uh a lot of people uh people who are fundamentalist islamic what what we call
terrorists they they don't
have a problem uh putting dynamite in their body and blowing themselves up so
it's not beyond the pale
people to think that in the scheme of things once they realize if they do a sarin
attack it could
possibly cause the United States to attack and unleash hell on Assad well yeah
that's a logical decision
to make and why would Assad knowing that if he did a chemical attack it could
cause all the gains he's
made in his shitty goddamn uh civil war to go away why would he do that doesn't
make any sense exactly and
he see i don't he seems i i think he's a vicious piece of shit from what i've
read but he doesn't
seem stupid and apparently he was already kind of winning that war as or making
great advances
you know so i don't know why suddenly he's like yeah release the gas the gas
that will make it so
that we get in a superpower to stop bomb start bombing us and who was he
fighting against isn't he
fighting against the Taliban uh well it's a is he fighting against al-qaeda it's
not just al-qaeda it's a
mixture from what i saw there was this uh i can't remember it was on it wasn't
on cnn it was on one of these
weird news channels it was just a conference with uh analysts talking about
what syria what the
revolution or the civil war is comprised of and it's not all al-qaeda and it's
not all Taliban and it's not
all it's different it's different groups just in the same way if there was a
revolution in the united states
it wouldn't just be one group it wouldn't just be the tea party right it would
be anarchists it would
be uh you occupy wall streeters it would be environmentalists it would be
fundamentalist
christians that that's what a civil war really is is just this shattering of
people into groups with
one initial main goal which is get Assad out of power and then the next that's
where a revolution
can really suck or a civil war can really suck because then the thing collapses
on itself and
they all start attacking each other did you see that john carrey used a fake
photo to fuel the syrian
war i heard it used a photo of the bodies yeah this is the this is the photo it's
a photo from 2003
from the iraq war of a little boy jumping over these lines of bodies and he
used that in a speech
to try to beat the war drums how the fuck did he know or how could he not know
rather that that's
a bad photo to use yeah no shit man of course he knew right how about mccain
playing fucking video
poker yeah when they were talking about thugs these are fucking thugs man they're
they're talking about
evaporating human beings and the guy's so comfortable he's fucking playing
video poker the
only thing i think he thinks we should go doesn't he he yeah he loves war mccain's
a big he's a big
fan of war i think he's supporting it right he's supported like seven wars oh
hell yeah here he
comes this is the live yeah look at him he has to walk down a red carpet how
dramatic my fellow
americans hello president tonight i want to talk to you about syria oh boy why
it matters and where
we go from here over the past two years what began as a series of peaceful
protests against the repressive
regime of bashar al-assad has turned into a brutal civil war over a hundred
thousand people have been
killed millions have fled the country in that time america has worked with
allies to provide
humanitarian support to help the moderate opposition and to shape a political
settlement
but i have resisted calls for military action because we cannot resolve someone
else's civil war through
force particularly after a decade of war in iraq and afghanistan the situation
profoundly changed though
on august 21st when assad's government gasped to death over a thousand people
including hundreds of
children the images from this massacre are sickening men women children lying
in rows killed by poison gas
others foaming at the mouth gasping for breath a father clutching his dead
children imploring them
to get up and walk it's better to set them on fire like i do terrible night the
world saw in gruesome
detail the terrible nature of chemical weapons how crazy is him saying that and
giving these images a
father clutching his children like what do you do are you what are you an actor
like what's with the
dramatic narrative of father clutching his children babies could be your baby
american gis were dead the
many thousands killed by deadly gas in the trenches of europe in world war ii
the nazis used gas to
inflict the horror of the holocaust we must use fire not gas fire these weapons
can kill on a mass scale
what the fuck they kill a mass jail no distinction between soldier and infants
like drones don't mean
like drones what about hiroshima what about the 98 civilian rate your drones
have killed international
agreement prohibiting the use of chemical weapons we set them on fire joined by
189 governments
that represent is there an international agreement that we shouldn't use drones
because i would think
that that would be a bad thing to use too these basic rules were violated oh
man along with our sense of
common humanity rules of murder yeah no one disputes that chemical weapons were
used in syria
the world saw thousands of videos cell phone pictures and social media accounts
from the attack
and humanitarian organizations told stories of hospitals packed with people who
had symptoms of poison gas
moreover we know the assad regime was responsible in the days leading up to august
21st we know that
assad's chemical weapons personnel prepared for an attack near an area where
they mix sarin gas
could you imagine they distributed gas mass to their troops how paranoid this
dude gets and they fired
rockets from a regime control area yeah all the kids he's killed tap dance on
his head all the kids
not that's just one part of it but just imagine all the conflict that he's
engaged in
and mortal death conflict all over the globe you know senior figures it's
really gross man if you have
to like work on your speech to tell people to go to war kill it you don't want
to hear what he says
i want to hear what this what he says you want to keep going i just want to
know if what if we're
going to start bombing he's going to start bombing he's going to start doing
something i think he might
say we're going to i don't know maybe you're right listen to what he's saying
commit atrocities
they depend upon the world to look the other way until those horrifying
pictures fade from memory
what about us man but these things happened we burn we did the facts cannot be
denied
the question now is what the united states of america and the international
community is prepared
to do about it oh you mean france and saudi arabia because what happened to
those people
to those children no it's not only a violation of international law
it's also a danger to our security well it's cool that the bombs he's going to
drop
aren't going to kill let me explain why they don't kill any kids that's like
two magnets coming
together they repel it the bombs are made to stop using they actually it repels
innocence it's baby
bombs as the ban against these weapons erodes other tyrants will have no reason
to think twice
about acquiring poison gas and using them jesus christ how over time troops
would again face the
prospect honestly if we don't attack syria i'm going to get some poison gas it
could be easier for
terrorist organizations to obtain these look it's a free ride you fucking
liberal
pussy fighting spills beyond serious well look at my new poison gas pistol that
is how someone who
was a tea party manchurian candidate would react they would be like you know obama
wants to be such a
fucking pussy i had to teach this country a lesson on my own because none of
those terrorists have the
balls to fucking go after americans keep america strong i went after america
keep america strong
dude i can't listen to it man like pitch i'm sure that shit's gonna take a long
ass time and then
it's gonna freak everybody out and it's gonna be the subject of discussion
tomorrow um i think it's
very unfortunate that we live in this world and to listen to that to to think
that he could be so free
in talking about this sort of moralization is that a word of warfare when we've
killed so many
fucking people it's just really hard to believe and those numbers that we read
off about deaths
those are just drones that's just drone deaths the 98 is just drone deaths it
doesn't even factor in
how many innocent people were killed in the wars in afghanistan and iraq but
yeah and again yeah it is
the hypocrisy that it's okay to kill people with fire it's not okay to kill
people with gas and this
being coming out of the mouth of a man who regularly kills people with fire
have you seen the video of
the the guys the rebels in the street get hit by a missile no pull that shit up
brian they they start
screaming a la walk by fire not gas it's what should i search for madness um
how about syrian rebels hit
with bomb maybe let's see syrian rebels hit with bomb let me find out it's
fucking madness it's a video
let's see yeah syrian rebels um
people are all listening to the speech right now man we should just be Syrian
rebels almost hit by
bomb let them listen man this is this is being recorded it will go on forever
no that's not it
there's one there's one recent one of these guys in the street and this bomb
that's not it our troops
are coming home from afghanistan afghanistan americans want all of us in washington
especially me to concentrate on the task of building our nation here at home
but i have to kill people
back to work educating our kids oh our kids the owl god demands blood molek molek
demands sacrifice
if i don't feed the owl god he comes to me in my dreams and if i don't
participate in the sacrifice
i won't get the mansion they have reserved a mansion for me on a hundred acres
i will constantly have okay yeah this is the one a throne of diamonds
a throne of diamonds waits for me at the end of the black tunnel i must feed
the owl god
yeah what the fuck man really is that what we've come to yeah that is it man
now what now hmm the beaked lord what desires blood if you is so beautiful his
words
how do you spell a la wakba uh let me look at my tattoo
that was good that's worth 90 of your butthole jokes bravo that was good you
just
you just you just you just gained great ground i can't find this fucking thin