Name: Joe Rogan Experience #399 - Buck Angel
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #399 - Buck Angel' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-10-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #399 - Buck Angel' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-10-01. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #399 - Buck Angel

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what's that you're saying that's serious like stuff you have to talk about like
your sponsorship
is they're serious i mean you know what i mean you have so much sponsorship it's
awesome yeah there's a
lot of sponsorship too much probably we're probably whoring it out right now
probably hitting the
whore threshold you have to do it though well it helps you know it helps to get
it motivates you to
do things too but it's all good pay for it yeah it's all good stuff we make
sure that i've definitely
turned down more things than i've accepted uh for podcast sponsors because it's
a lot of them you know
sketchy or well you believe in your products yeah right yeah yeah everything
that we have i use
right and that's the point yeah or if i wouldn't use i believe that i would use
it if i had
situation like stamps.com i don't use it but if it came up i'd use it or the
website builder exactly
well uh hey man thanks for doing this i really appreciate it appreciate you
coming by it's really
cool for you to have me on you know that is it you know how cool it is uh i try
not to i try not to be
aware of how cool anything is you just stay as uh even as mellow as possible
some people are very scared
so they won't go there ah man you know what i think people are more scared of
themselves than they
are of other things clearly especially they don't admit it yeah well there's a
lot of that going
on right that's a weird thing with humans it's uh we're all first of all we're
all afraid of the
great beyond we're afraid of the abyss at the end of this journey which we will
all face everybody's
fucking terrified of that right and and and in being terrified of that you also
open yourself up to
a series of other terrors that you accept because you have the primary terror
that's always tick tocking
and you don't want to think about that primary terror so you ignore that
primary terror with a
series of other terrors whether it's you're worried about homos or immigrants
or blacks or mexicans or
canadians or russians it's always them it's always them it's always someone who
wants to take my guns or
someone who has guns you know it's there's a it's either someone who's moving
into the neighborhood
or there's always put that wallet i mean there's there's also the problem of
there's too much
information coming at us on a daily basis right you know there's fucking seven
billion people on this
planet and we're just inundated with horror stories like all throughout the
globe constantly every day
you the the grossest shit is the shit that we're going to pay attention to the
most the most horrifying
stories in the news are the ones that we're going to they're going to get the
most clicks so you know
the old adage if it bleeds it leads but i think people are interested in that
that's why they do
that because people get excited to hear like that crazy bad news or else it
wouldn't be the number one
news well i think it's because it's a part of um our past you know and it's
also like what got