Name: Joe Rogan Watches GTAV DMT Trip (from Joe Rogan Experience #397)
Uploaded: 2013-10-01T23:46:28.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Watches GTAV DMT Trip (from Joe Rogan Experience #397)' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-10-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Watches GTAV DMT Trip (from Joe Rogan Experience #397)' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-10-01. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan Experience
Joe, did anyone send you that Grand Theft Auto DMT trip?
A lot of people think that you had a big influence in it.
Oh, I'm sure there's a lot of people done DMT besides me.
But it starts off with this, you know, guy and you're just driving around with
your father.
And then the kid tricks him into taking it while he's driving.
So he starts tripping out.
Oh, it was in there.
It's harmless.
Bet you've been using it for decades.
You anesthetize me?
You fucking shit.
I'm protecting you from yourself.
Also, I took money from your bank account and I'm moving out.
You're too crazy, Dad.
That's the dad on the ground.
Tripping balls?
Yeah, and then watch what happened.
This is the part where it starts getting really Joe Rogan-y, in my opinion.
This is a fucking awesome video.
Holy shit.
Bigfoot's got him.
It's something even worse.
Does it go do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do
do do do do do do do do do do do do do.
Oh gee, this is...
No, wait, it gets even more crazy.
It even gets more crazy.
Oh.
Oh, yeah, this is my pee phone.
Oh, yeah.
Now he's getting inducted by aliens.
So the monkeys first and then the alien ship shoots him up into its spaceship.
This is 100% make it these people and me are on the same wavelength if they
didn't hear me if they don't know of me and know me when they were coding this,
we are on the same wavelength.
We would get along great if they don't know me, we would get along great if
this wasn't inspired by me death metal bands fucking comic people everyone you
have permeated all of this.
Did you see that he did this?
The alien gave him the fucking metal sign.
Yeah.
Wow.
This is intense shit.
I would have made this with no underwear though.
Don't be a pussy.
But why are you hiding your dick and asshole?
You're flying through space, you know.
You shouldn't be holding on to your vanity and your fear and your insecurities.
Let the breeze blow through.
Yeah, let flies just hover around your asshole.
You're flying around space.
What do you care?
You're one with the universe.
So you go through this whole DMT trip?
Oh yeah.
And you can get high and every time you get high you can hear your inner
thoughts and it's really trippy.
So like once it goes online October 1st all its comics are all just going to
hang out at the comedy store and smoke weed together and it just trips.
I've heard that this game is the most successful single piece of anything
anybody created ever.
One billion dollars in three days.
Isn't that amazing?
It's amazing.
There's never been anything that's sold as well as this.
God bless America.
Right when you think the economy's down, something like this comes along.
Cocaine or Coca-Cola?
Both of them.
In a day, yes.
There's only so much blow you can do.
Yeah, I mean after a while.
I remember the one time I was offered DMT by a buddy, a buddy's buddy.
We're up in Canada and he's like, hey man, I got this shit, this DMT.
And he's like, you heard of it?
I'm like, I'm familiar.
I've heard of it.
I know some people that have talked about it.
So why don't we go back and we're all out drinking and hanging out.
I'm like, no.
You don't want to do DMT when you're drinking too.
I'm not going to go back and start shoving fucking hallucinogenic drugs up my
body with
a guy that's just, uh-uh.
Yeah, a guy's willing.
It does not sound like a good idea.
You're going to wake up glazed like a fucking Krispy Kreme donut.
What happened?
Or fucking, you know, that's when somebody gets eaten.
Yeah, that could happen too.
Yeah, especially when you're drinking.
You're not even supposed to eat.
He was just too nonchalant about slinging, you know, us fucking doing DMT.
I'm like, that should be taken with a lot more care.
I want to give you some of that.
What's the fuck a Viking?
That's what that is.
No, that ain't not going to happen.
That's the way you fuck a Viking.
That is not.
That's how you.
You roofie him up.
Roofie him up with some DMT.
Ha ha.
You're a fucking shit.
You're a fucking human being.