Name: Joe Rogan Experience #400 - Joey "CoCo" Diaz, Duncan Trussell
Uploaded: 2013-10-05T02:22:26.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #400 - Joey "CoCo" Diaz, Duncan Trussell' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-10-05. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #400 - Joey "CoCo" Diaz, Duncan Trussell

i feel like if we were allowed to use music we're not totally but if we would i
would go with uh
the doors riders on the storm right now to little uh riders on the storm you
know what i'm doing
riders on the storm i don't think you can even sing it really okay i'll stop
they're all just kidding but they're all dead what the i mean they're not all i
think there's
one still floating around out there the big guy dropped off at 27. this episode
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duncan are you distracting him in the middle of the all-important commercials
how dare you i don't
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you do it almost against your own will i don't want to get in there's a
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folks this is the 400th one this is the big one congratulations congratulations
joey diaz
dunga chussell brian red man chew the music 400 even i love lucy ain't got 400
i love lucy how many episodes i love lucy you can sit there for two years and
and not watch i love
he has a kid they go to panama they meet superman how many i love lucy real
quick not to throw you off
how i only take three shroom texts because one time i took like five dog and i
couldn't control myself
really like i could when i started doing the shroom tech i would go to the
epileptic when i could
only do seven i could only do seven to nine minutes yeah and i would start
getting stressed
out now with the shroom tech i could do 45 and that's because i get scared i
get off i hit the
bag before i get on the epileptical now yeah for 30. so that's how much you
know i've been working
on it for five months right but the shroom tech i take you're supposed to take
them towards body weight
correct yes you know like i don't even know how to do the math on that so i
just take three of them
just to be safe right but they're i'm telling you man i like them yeah that's
the biggest thing you take
five i take five of those before i work out that's crazy it's just a lot of b12
a lot of b12 and a
lot of quarter steps mushroom and you know there's nothing bad for you i've
never had a bad experience
from taking five i wouldn't advise people to take five i would say cut it off
at two i take three i get
gangster with them i found all these football players were getting gangster
with it they take like five
alpha brains and six room techs and i was like these guys are gigantic so i'm
like i'll try five let's
see what five is like but isn't that follow you that same rule that guy told
you like don't take too
much of you know like boner pills or something yeah well it's it's really i
would say yes but it's
really it's all natural it's not it's nothing like radicals happening to your
body it's not a stimulant
it's not like i wouldn't worry about it i wouldn't take more than five you know
what's going to happen
because of this you're going to be watching cnn.com and you're going to hear
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he wouldn't be going
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that would get yeah
that gets you killed faster brother woman she was suffering from postpartum and
she uh was driving
around she was on you know some sort of medication yeah driving down the white
house and she got a
gunfight with the with the popo they wound up killing her she had a baby in her
car i mean it's
so crazy every time i see stuff like that i think man i wish you could do that
in grand theft auto
it's like you can't you can't drive kids around if you notice that there's no
kids in grand theft auto
not a single kid why would you want to drive little fake kids around but why
not i want to
i want it to be realistic drop them off at school drive them off cliffs
wow and kill dogs in it though yeah that's where we draw the line you can't
have fake killing of
babies if you encourage that in any way shape or form and then it somehow
becomes a reality like
someone decides to make sport of killing babies because it's a part of a video
game
it's gonna be a real problem how crazy is this is happening now every three
weeks people
it's pretty crazy this is this is not even a joke no more like it's happening
every three weeks
and you know what it's gonna happen around here at a park at a stupid
basketball game at a
taco place there's a lot of issues a lot of issues and i'm sitting there going
you know
is this a setup there's somebody hanging out outside a psychiatrist's office
and when they see
some guy come out they give them a gun and 20 dollars and say what i mean what
the is going on
no i don't think that i don't i don't know what to think i think it's natural
that's what i think when you have this many people kids it was this natural no
i'm not saying that
i'm saying it's natural when you get this many people that are on first of all
on drugs you have
a massive amount of people in this country that are on all sorts of drugs
whether they need them or
not the reality is the amount of people that are on prescription medication is
very high
then you're going to have natural amounts of mental illness when you have a
high population
you have higher amounts of mental illness they've shown this in rat population
density studies
apparently i was listening to this uh podcast about it um i think it was
psyche