Name: Joe Rogan Questions Everything #1 - Duncan Trussell (Audio Only)
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Joe Rogan Questions Everything #1 - Duncan Trussell (Audio Only)

This episode of the Joe Rogan Experience is one of the podcasts that we
recorded while we were recording the sci-fi show, Joe Rogan Questions
Everything.
A lot of people have listened to those shows and they've said,
Hey man, I like your show, but the fucking fake podcasts are killing me.
They actually weren't fake.
The way we did the show was we did everything that we do during a normal
podcast, including Smoky Little Smoky Smoky.
And then we just talked about the subject at hand and, of course, a lot of
times the subjects went on crazy tangents like any other podcast that we do.
But they were all recorded just like a regular podcast and then we had the sci-fi
people or the people at Arthur Smith, the production company that made the show,
edit down portions of it and insert those.
So there were some things that we said that, you know, sort of busy work, like
things that we had to say, like, Duncan, I'm going to send you to go check, you
know, that kind of stuff.
There was just stuff that we had to do for the show.
But other than that, the majority of it was just regular podcast talk.
And I promised you guys that I would release it.
And thanks to the generosity of sci-fi, they have allowed us to do so.
So we're going to put all these podcasts out there.
How many of them are there, Jamie?
Like 10 or 11.
10 or 11.
So there's like 10 or 11.
They range between two hours plus for this first one to short ones are probably
like an hour, something along those lines.
But this is the first one.
And this one is brought to you by Ting.
So if you go to rogan.ting.com, you can find out what Ting is all about.
Ting is an excellent cell phone service company that uses the Sprint backbone.
And Sprint, of course, is one of the biggest cell phone providers in the world
and in the country.
So you don't have to worry about getting a crappy cell phone signal along with
saving money.
But what Ting does is they have it set up so that you only pay for what you use.
If you have – like if you go to rogan.ting.com, there's a sign that says 98%
of people would save money with Ting.
That's because we do mobile differently.
And they really do.
It's not bullshit.
If you don't use – like say if you have one plan and then you use less than
that plan, they will credit you the difference on your next bill.
Who the fuck does that?
Nobody.
Nobody does that.
Ting does that.
$21 is the average monthly bill per device for Ting customers.
That's fucking nuts.
$440 is the average annual savings per device for a business with 11 to 20
employees.
I mean, Ting is badass.
And they have great phones.
They have the HTC One, which is one my friend at Google gave me that I've been
playing with.
I love it.
It's a great phone.
It's really cool.
The devices they have are all top-of-the-line Android phones.
They have all these beautiful Android devices like the Samsung Galaxy S4, S3,
fucking HTC One.
They have the HTC One Black.
If you're looking sexy and you need your phone to be black and mysterious.
Or the HTC One Red.
If you're flamboyant, you're just a wild child.
You can't be held back.
They have the Motorola Moto X, which is a badass device.
I've been really interested in that phone.
There's all these new phones that they're coming out with, these Android phones.
And they're coming out with them at a much more rapid pace than a lot of the
other providers like Apple.
Ha-ha.
You know, Apple with their 5S.
You silly bitches.
Give me a big screen, you fucks.
Come on.
Seriously?
Give me a big screen.
I know Ting was going to have, they had the iPhone for a while.
Do they have it anymore?
Hmm.
Smartphones, let's say.
Do, do, do, do, do, do.
They have the HTC 8XT, which is a Windows phone.
I have not fucked with Windows phones, but I have a friend who loves them.
I don't trust him.
I think he might be one of those dudes.
Some of those people, not saying there's anything wrong with Windows phones.
I'm sure they are badass.
But there are people that, I think you know them, we all know them, that when
they have
something, they want other people to get it.
Like, I had a friend, and he had this old piece of shit, weird fucking, this
was a long
time ago.
It was like, I think it was a Sony cell phone, and it had a, it had like a,
like, like a little
pencil that came with it, a stylus, and he would write on it, and he would
recognize his
handwriting, and it sucked.
I mean, it barely recognized it, and it was, it had all these, like, really wonky,
shitty
apps that would crash on you, but he was just ranting and raving about how
great it was.
Then I saw the motherfucker three months later with an iPhone.
I was like, bitch, what are you trying to do?
You fucking tried to sell me on the same shit that you're on.
It's like people that are on Sprint, they want you to be on Sprint.
People are on AT&T, like, you need, you need, but people who are on Ting are on
Ting because
they're saving money, son.
They're saving themselves some shekels, and they're trying to set up a cell
phone company
that does it ethically, that gives you great service, doesn't give you any
contracts, you
can cancel anytime you want.
And as I said, if you don't use all of your minutes, they will knock you down
to the lower
rate, and they will credit you.
Ting is a mobile service that makes sense.
It's a no bullshit mobile service company.
They use Sprint, credit on unused services, no add-on charges, no mysterious
line items
for your bill.
You ever get a bill and you're like, what is this fucking service fee?
All that creepy shit that big companies do to try to extract money from you?
Ting's not about that, son.
Go to rogan.ting.com and save $25 off of any device or service.
So go there, check it out, and I guarantee you, you will enjoy it.
It is an excellent company.
We give them a full recommendation.
Brian has been using Ting for quite a while, and one of the things he noticed
is when he went
out of town, he went to Canada, used Ting internationally.
He saved a shitload of money compared to our friends who used other less scrupulous
services.
So go there, check out all the badass cell phones, like I said, like the Galaxy
S4.
You can get the S4 Purple if you're a big Prince fan.
Or you can get the Galaxy Note 2 Titanium.
Jesus, they're too crazy, these phones.
Go there, rogan.ting.com.
And now, with a big thank you to the Sci-Fi Network, I really enjoyed working
with them,
and I really appreciate the fact that they're allowing us to release these
podcasts.
They were very cool.
It was very cool of them to put the show on, and we slammed it together so
quickly under short notice.
So thank you to them, and thank you to everybody over at Arthur Smith as well.
Thanks to Frank, and Michael, and Todd, and all the cool folks that we worked
with.
So with that, without any further ado, this is one of many of the Sci-Fi
Podcasts for the Joe Rogan Experience.
Big kiss to you all.
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
This episode of the Joe Rogan Experience Podcast is not real.
We're pretending that it's real.
The only way to pretend carefully, properly.
Joe, you should go to Canada.
I heard there's a hum there.
Get the fuck out of here.
This show's over.
And cut.
That was perfect.
No, just kidding.
So there's a lot of people that believe that the government not only is capable
of manipulating the weather, but does manipulate the weather.
And we know that they've done certain things.
Like, we know that people can make it rain, and not just at a strip club.
But people can make it rain by spraying certain chemicals into the clouds or
seeding clouds, cloud seeding.
They have actually done that in the United Arab Emirates.
They've made it rain 50 times last year.
So they do it basically once a week.
But this is, I've heard it's dangerous.
Like, the chemicals that come with the rain are poisonous.
Is that true?
I don't know.
Well, it's weird chemicals.
Sprayed out of an Arab's jet.
I don't think it's weird.
Let's say cloud seeding.
It is weird.
So you never, in human history, has anyone flown over a desert and sprayed
chemicals into a cloud?
Okay, let's find out.
Is cloud seeding harmful?
That's what a lot of people want to know, Duncan Trussell.
And when studying the efficacy and consequences of cloud seeding experience,
the experimenters tend to be biased towards saying cloud seeding with silver
iodide enhances precipitation without negative consequences.
However, much of the literature substantiates that not only does cloud seeding
fail to achieve the desired effect, it also yields harmful consequences.
Also, look up that guy who ate silver, iodide.
Have you ever seen that?
Oh, the guy that turned purple?
Yeah, the blueberry man.
Yeah, what happened there?
You eat silver.
These people eat silver out of some, they think it increases their longevity or
their virility, and it makes them turn smurf blue forever.
So this is one take on it, and there's other takes on it.
That's the problem with the internet, right, is that if you really wanted to,
you could find a bunch of people that agree with you and just hang in those
circles.
It's the beauty of the internet, and it's the problem with the internet, the
fact that there's so much information out there.
But if you choose to, you could filter it down and get it to a point where you're
not really listening to anybody other than people that support your point of
view.
I don't need the internet to help me figure out if I want to stand under a
cloud pouring silver, iodide, crystallized rain into my yard.
Like if someone gave you a choice, do you want to stand in a rain shower of
pure, clean Hawaiian water, or would you like to stand in a silver, iodide rain
shower, enjoy those relaxing silver particles spilling into your skin?
Well, here's the other side of it.
They can also prevent it from raining.
We know China did that during the Olympics.
And other than preventing rain for the Olympics, it says here in this article
on space-explorers.com, whatever.
It says here in this article that other than preventing rain for the Olympics,
China is spending $60 to $90 million a year on cloud seeding to provide enough
water for its enormous population to clear away smog from heavily polluted
areas.
Right.
So that's their way of dealing with smog.
Hey, do you think we should like put mufflers on our cars?
No, let's just make it rain.
Just wash it.
Oh, yeah.
Just push it down into the ground.
Silver, iodide, water.
Good.
It's really good for pollution.
China's going to give – China's going to birth a Godzilla.
They're fucking around with – we can't say that.
Yeah, you can.
We'll beep it out.
No, I – yeah.
Be yourself, goddammit.
I think that's a powerful weapon though, man.
It really is.
It is.
If you wanted to attack a country and you could make rain stop.
Yeah.
Then you would have full power over that country.
If you could control their weather, you definitely would win.
And then the question is, if you could do that, how do you know you can do that?
Well, you have to try it.
And how did you try it?
Did you try it just during the Olympics or did you know about it beforehand?
Have you been using it on countries?
Have you been aiming it in places?
Like how do you do it?
Right.
Is it very specific or can it be – can you misfire and people can get caught
in drive-by
accidental cloud seeding where it would rain in a place where you didn't want
it to rain?
That doesn't even make sense.
Drive-by accidental cloud seeding, ricochet, stray clouds.
You get hit by a stray cloud.
That would be a great drive-by to get hit by.
He made it rain on my family.
I'm not even a crip.
Now, besides the chemtrail issue, which we've – I've met with a bunch of
people so far on this chemtrail issue.
And there's certainly some possibilities that the government at one point in
time has sprayed something from a plane for sure.
Sure.
But the idea of this constant spraying in the skies, the idea of this constant
spraying in the skies seems to 