Name: Joey Diaz - No Susquehanna (from Joe Rogan Experience #128)
Uploaded: 2013-10-17T20:54:37.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joey Diaz - No Susquehanna (from Joe Rogan Experience #128)' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-10-17. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joey Diaz - No Susquehanna (from Joe Rogan Experience #128)' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-10-17. Transcript available.

the Joe Rogan experience. So this weekend I'm in Philadelphia right we're there
for the UFC
and I'm with my boy Tommy Jr. and his girl Katie and we get high as Jesus on
the fucking space
shuttle. We got we got down Joe Diaz. We went deep. We just kept smoking. What?
You gotta break
out the A weed when I come up here dog. What are you talking about? Brian that
weed we just smoked
don't do shit to me. If you make me drive 40 minutes up you gotta get me stoned
bro.
That Susquehanna weed I've been telling you about that shit. Yeah you brought
that shit to the ice
house too. That shit don't do nothing to you. You're so crazy. It's true. You
need to go to a doctor. What the fuck dog? You need to go to a doctor. You need
to go to a doctor. What are you talking about? It is strong. That shit don't do
nothing to you dog. You gotta bust out some good weed dog. Enough is enough
with this shit. Joey it's the best weed. It's the best weed you can buy. No it's
not. Look at my fucking eyes. Do I look high to you guy? Yeah you look high as
fuck. That's the second fucking time because I smoke on the way because I knew
you were going to give me that Susquehanna fucking weed. Joey. You better start
getting some
good fucking weed you gave him that hannah montana weed yeah that's the second
time in the
fucking road yo dude you just smoke train wreck that's it was garbage they sold
you on it look
at my eyes so crazy that's garbage you better start getting some strong fucking
weed i love you
though relax i love you too i love you gotta go to a doctor damn you always hit
me with this badass
weed and then you're broken you got stoned how the are you smoking look at me
we're broken
we're broken you hit me with this what are you talking about let's do this bro
we're here
motherfucker brian hold on brian how high are you right now bro he gets high on
a toenail are you
high as high as look at him if he was high as fucking down an ambulance joey joey
please relax
the biggest thing was that it was a tightly rolled joint right and he's just a
huge power
hits where he's just feels in his lungs you are you're you like big no i didn't
i couldn't get
a hit off it it was too tight okay joey joey you're screaming at america
listening to you who
gives a fuck they need to know i give a fuck this is not saying that you're
high and you give me that
susquehanna weed you know i love you to death but you gotta pack the 18 okay joey
jesus
fucking christ i love people are listening to this you understand that this is
entertainment i know all
you're doing is complaining about i'm not complaining i'm just saying that i
want to get high when i'm not
complaining listen to what you're doing that's complaining you invite me to
your home and you give me the
susquehanna weed i what the fuck is a susquehanna what else what the are you
talking about susquehanna
hat company no and costello those cheap fucking hats you got to bring the a
team here what
fucking planet are you from you're smoking that shitty shut the up will you i'm
talking about
the goddamn thing i did this weekend okay i didn't i didn't even talk about
that weed you just barked
you are so up look at my eyes yeah that's not that's what it is it's not that
you weigh 300 pounds and
you smoke pot all day every day that's what blame it that's not what it is it's
just something on my
fucking weed it's not fat it's the physical size of your body oh you're crazy
that's the best weed
yeah i go to other stores i go to other stores that's the second time he's so
whiny and complaining
he's so whiny he's so brody you're so brody this is joey you don't like bad
weed joey
please shut the up man this is a goddamn podcast you've been complaining for
five
minutes about weed you're telling me that what's susquehanna you know what susquehanna
is i don't
know what susquehanna is no more fucking late night podcast for joey no more no
more you can't
i love you dog i love you too but there's two thousand people listening right
now that's all right
hundreds of thousands are listening online and all you're doing is complaining
about weed for five
minutes that yeah that might have ruined joey joey i uh i've been a big fan of
your youtube
shut the up about this thing i gotta tell you about philadelphia god damn it
you're trying to change the
subject after he beats me down i was just trying to calm him down for a second
don't talk about weed dog not around me dog i'll talk about reet
i got the fucking real weed so philly has a cracked bell yeah we're in philadelphia
you're a fucking human being