Name: Joe Rogan Experience #407 - Eddie Bravo
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #407 - Eddie Bravo' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-10-23. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #407 - Eddie Bravo

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good googly moogly eddie bravo good googly moogly what does that mean that's uh
joey diaz's thing
it's now everybody's saying it people say it all the time when you see
something fucking crazy he goes
good googly moogly
and so it's stuck i haven't heard that yet that must be brand new
it's a fairly recent one and joey's been doing it for the past i'm sure it's an
old saying like
you remember the sasquahanna hat store one that he went off about the weed
being sasquahanna weed
we didn't know what the fuck that meant i think i bet good googly moogly is
like that
that's probably something that dudes used to say to each other oh yeah i
remember that i've heard
you remember good googly moogly i think they used to say it in cartoons a lot
actually like old
now that you're saying that i kind of remember that googly moogly
yeah where did good okay let's google the origin of good googly moogly
do you think that would uh possibly i bet everything comes up man
yeah right here's a
okay let's see the origin of good googly moogly
yep urban dictionary
wow
what are you doing what are you doing what are you playing it's a commercial
that has it on there
look it's old man
not going anywhere for a while great googly moogly
is that something that mr magoo would say something like that yeah i remember
my i think
my grandfather used to say it or something or it used to be in the old looney
tunes or
well it's in the urban dictionary and a phrase used when a real thick female
walks by and you want to say damn
that's like an updated
that's it that's what it says they've basically co-opted it they hijacked it
great googly moogly orange
how long is it going to take for joey diaz to be like
an a-list actor just a tremendous phenomenon
yeah exactly right here's the origin here's the origin great good good googly
moogly is in frank zappa's song
nan nook rubs it the song was released in 1974
play it the term is now used as an utterance of great surprise
huh
wow
i like the first definition better
yeah yeah well that's it works today
that's the urban dictionary version of it
so when you see a girl that you can say something out loud
good googly moogly
yeah you can and it's not offensive how could a girl get pissed off at that
especially if you're not looking at her
yeah you know what uh
russon
hanging out with a couple brazilian guys and there's one brazilian guy that he
says
would his pickup line was my god
like he would just go my god
that works in brazil great but not in the states
my god
that's all you need in brazil
that's all you exactly you just grab them and you just take them
the girls are used to that shit
what is it about brazil that's there's way more girls in those countries like
in brazil and argentina are very similar and that there's way more girls than
there is guys
in the beginning when we first started training jiu-jitsu
the machados we'd hear all these stories about brazil and
we all thought jiu-jitsu was as big as soccer in brazil based on what they were
telling us
and they'd say man when you go to brazil
11 girls for every guy is incredible
and we're like what
so all these americans and shit dudes
carlos machados guys all the texas guys
we got to go to we got to go to brazil so in 2000 we went to check it all out
and
it's true there is a
you just see that there's more girls than guys
is that like statistically
it's got to be because you see it
and you even see it more in argentina
i was in argentina three y