Name: Joe Rogan Experience #413 - Dan Carlin, Daniele Bolelli
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Joe Rogan Experience #413 - Dan Carlin, Daniele Bolelli

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if i had to think of the two guys that have freaked me out the most with
stories of the past it's you
two gentlemen so it's what we do it's a pleasure for out of all the years of
listening to podcasts and
talking to you guys on the podcast you are without a doubt these the two men
who have freaked me out the
most you with that crazy story about the bodies on the stakes uh was it in persia
or rome what was the
story the guys i think i told you two one about of course impaling and all the
fun stuff that goes
with it and the other one was about the end of spartacus rebellion where they
crucify some 5 000
people on the road between naples and rome that was it yeah that's that's dark
that would be a trip
that you probably remember if you take the road on those days could you even
imagine just what i mean
just the amount the idea i mean how many miles is that what is 5 000 people how
far they space them
out is it about 100 miles something like that jesus christ something a hundred
miles of crucified bodies
every so many steps one more and that's you know what is that a blink in terms
of actual time on this
planet just a blink ago like these same things that we go to school with and go
to the supermarket with
these same humans are capable of that oh yeah darkest of dark days from your
podcast and from danielle's
i think um i uh the understanding of how easy we got it is really cemented home
you know your so your
stories some of the stories like especially one of the ones that i really
enjoyed recently is the martin
luther tale the tale of lutheranism and the anabaptists and in the city of munster
and all
that yeah fascinating it's waco on a huge scale yeah fascinating fascinating
stuff and again not that
long ago man 1500 something what was it oh a guy like that could arise today
too and two i mean they
still make those kind of people yeah yeah they do we what you know what is it
about people that fall for
that shit i mean it's just there's a sucker born every minute right why what is
the flaw in humans that
we're willing to believe people that are that fucking nutso my take is uh the
appeal of authority that's
why the hitlers of the world uh gain an audience is because uh most people are
insecure most people like
a father figure to tell them i got it under control i'm the strong man in
charge i can take care of
business look at me and i think there's an appeal of people who have that the
issues they like
dictators you know they and that's probably slightly oversimplified but i think
there's a part of it
there's also a thing where i think people really terribly want to be a part of
a group oh yeah
like very very much so and the more extreme their devotion to that group is
sometimes the more rewarding
the actual experience of being in the group is it means something special to be
a part of this wacky
group of crazy fucks that's willing to murder people like it's almost like this
extra charge of
being alive that's missing from a lot of people's lives i think that being
involved in a cult or you
know some any sort of crazy wild rebellious group that's doing dangerous things
it's like it's almost
to fill a void that's left in in human beings that we've sort of like these
these echoes of our primal
days that are still just lingering around in our dna looking to be played upon
with the right harp
note you know i think there's almost too when you think about like a hitler
there's some wonderful
film you can see of hitler with crowds on the street and you can see the look
in the people's eyes
and they look like they're seeing a movie star and they just want to get a
little touch maybe my hand
will touch his fingers and and and you just you think to yourself hitler as a
celebrity type figure but
there's that same thing about about because you're famous because i i don't
even know i've never
understood the celebrity thing where people just get dumb around but it's the
same sort of the look in
the eyes and it's like seeing elvis and instead it's hitler yeah yeah i think
you've you're onto
something there for sure because there's something about the the ultimate
celebrity experience like
meeting a guy like obama or meeting a guy you know any any world leader type
care it would be so
overwhelming just that the presence of that person now think about this all
happening at a time when
you know it's really hard to get a book right you know really hard to be
properly educated and no
alternative media sources that we we face today you know goof on alternative
media all you want
online and some of it is much deserved but the one thing these guys do is they'll
cover all kinds
of fringe shit and that'll be their headline news you know like i'll go to
salon and people excuse
accuse salon of being like too left wing and too you know but there's some
smart people that are pushing
it that way i what i like what they're doing is that their front news is like
it's not like the
front news that you're going to get on cnn it's front news about you know like
uh gay and lesbian
rights and and things in the workplace and you know what what what politicians
said about you know
what race that was deplorable and all that stuff's like front row shit yeah
yeah it's really really
lefty very real very lefty but that's important too like it's that's important
to have like a
balance out a super ultra sensitive to balance out the fucking savages of the
1500s that are still
rolling around in our dna you know you need someone out there on the fringes of
super sensitive
progressive behavior just to try to like give us a better medium give us a
better baseline well let me
and let me bring it back to that that monster podcast we talked about one of
the sub themes in
that was whether or not you remember that the whole question about whether or
not regular people should be
able to read 