Name: Joe Rogan Experience #415 - Justin Foster
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #415 - Justin Foster' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-11-12. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #415 - Justin Foster

Hello freak bitches. We're making podcast magic again. This episode of the Joe
Rogan Experience
podcast is brought to you by Ting. Ting is a longtime sponsor of the podcast
and one that
we have got universally positive feedback from. Everybody that I know that I've
turned
on to it has saved money using Ting. Ting is a cell phone service, a mobile
phone service
that uses the Sprint backbone. They have their own company though. So they have
their own
rules like no contracts, no ETFs or early termination fees. They have a new
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Is ETF like when you have a contract?
Yeah, early termination fees. It's a sweet cell phone company. The way they
have it set up,
I really enjoy a lot of the aspects of it. One of the things that I really
enjoy is there's
no overage coverages or penalties. So like a lot of times like if you have one
service and
you go higher, use more minutes, you get hit with a penalty. They don't do that.
They just charge you
what you would have used or pay for you what you have used. And if you use too
much or if you rather
use too little, if you say you had one contract and it was set up for X amount
of minutes and you use
something lower than that, they'll knock you down to the lower rate and then
credit you on your next
bill. It's beautiful. Cancel anytime you want. Brian has the new Samsung Galaxy
S3. There's a naked girl
on your phone, dude.
It's Wonder Woman.
Wow, Wonder Woman is hot as fuck.
Yeah, right?
Too bad Wonder Woman can't be just a big fucking angry fat broad.
But look how small this one is compared to Disney.
Why can't Wonder Woman be like a really fit CrossFit woman? Why does she have
to be the
sex pot? You know, it's rude. If I was a woman, I'd be pissed. But I'm not.
Yeah, the iPhone looks very dinky compared to that Galaxy.
It kind of ruins it. Like it kind of like after you go back to your iPhone, it
really feels
like a little kid's like phone now.
I didn't think that was going to happen. Quite honestly, I thought I fucked up
when I brought
that thing. I got it. The first weekend I got it, I went to England and it
worked flawlessly
over there. It's like, well, you know, maybe I get back home. It's too big.
Maybe I'll
just get the S4. But then as time went on, it became normal. And as long as it
fits in
my pocket, I have zero regrets. I love that phone.
I can officially say Apple fucked up.
They fucked up.
Yep. They better hurry the fuck up with this new big phone that they're
supposedly making.
Well, the online experience is just way better.
Way better. I mean, I was watching Hulu Plus on my phone last night in bed and
it was
fine. The screen's perfect for bed.
Yeah, it's beautiful. I'm a huge fan. I'm a huge fan of all the Galaxy devices,
but just
Android phones in general. I have the HTC One as well. I love that phone too.
Apple's made
mistakes. The beautiful thing about Ting as well is you don't have to
compromise on devices.
They do have all the latest and greatest Android phones, including the Galaxy S3
or the Galaxy
S4. They have that too. The Galaxy S3, the Galaxy S4, and the Note 3, which is
the one I have.
They have the HTC One. They have all the niftiest, swiftest, new, beautiful
Galaxy phones that
all the kids are using.
And Ting, if you go to rogan.ting.com, you can save $25 on your first Ting
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money on their
bill. And it's just a more ethical, it's a more reasonably set up service. I
like what
they're doing. They're making plenty of money. They don't have to rob you. They
don't have
to make you feel like you're getting fucked.
Look how sexy this one is. If you go back to the S4, if you want to go to the S4,
Joe,
if you ever end up thinking that screen's too big. Purple, S4, I'm kidding.
Yeah, S4 is pretty goddamn big. It's still five inches.
You know, it's just you get so greedy because the Note 3 is just like a little
laptop. It's
amazing for like, I like, I draw my notes on it. I write them and it comes out
just like
you're writing on a piece of paper.
And it's pressure sensitive or it's a pressure sensitive phone because I was
using it to draw.
It's like if you lightly draw, it's just a little light, you know, like a real
pencil. And
then if you push harder, it gets darker. Just it's, it's an amazing note.
Yeah, these, I was very impressed with the stylus. I hadn't used a stylus on
anything
in a long time since I had a Palm Pilot and it was a hunk of shit.
Yeah.
Remember that thing?
Yeah. I still have mine and my trios. Remember the trios?
Palm Pilot's like the size of a thermos.
Yeah.
Big fat, stupid thing.
Remember when we used to try weird things like Dell cell phones and like those
creepy
like smartphones that, you know what I mean? Who did that?
Yeah, there was a lot of different goofy cell phone ideas that didn't quite
make it.
There was a bunch of Sony ones that used some, whoa, we had some weird crackling.
There was a bunch of Sony ones that used some really weird operating system
that's not around
anymore. You remember that operating system?
Yeah. What was that?
There was like a business operating system.
God damn it.
Not Blackberry, but it was.
No, it was something totally different.
Triop?
No, there was, there was like a, there was one type of operating system that
was getting
used by like Nokia's and a lot of weird cell phone companies. And they had
their own like
little apps. They all got smushed under the hurricane that was the iPhone. Once
the iPhone
launched, everybody was like, fuck you, get out of the way. It was so much
better than everything
else. Like we both had Android phones before. We had the Android 2. It was a hunk
of shit.
Yeah. The first one. What was it? The first, uh, droid. The Verizon droid or
something like that.
They were awful. They were so terrible. You'd pick them up and you'd go back to
the iPhone.
The iPhone was like your friend.
Like, ah.
Immediately.
Immediately.
Oh, my sweetie. I got you back. It's not like that anymore. Now it's actually
swung the other way.
I, this, this, uh, Galaxy Note 3 and it's huge screens. I'm, I'm so.
Did you know you could also, when you're on, they have this thing called Scrapbook.
Have you seen this?
Yes.
When you're on a website, you're like, I got to remember this website. So you
take out the stylus,
you circle whatever you want the picture to be, and then it saves the whole
website and links the original website and just makes a little thumbnail for
you.
So you could just go back and have like your own little scrapbook of websites.
Exactly. That's, and that's what it's called. It's called Scrapbook. It's
amazing. It's, it's so cool.
It's, there's so many more options too. When you start fucking around with all
the different things you can do, Apple fucked up.
And the watch. I almost bought the watch, but I didn't want to be.
No, the watch is ridiculous.
The watch is ridiculous.
It's so heavy and big and I'm like, it's creepy. You have a camera on it. Like,
what am I supposed to use? This is like 4C.
Yeah.
It only lasts a day too.
Right.
You have to charge it every day.
Yeah.
And that has to be cancer of your wrist and you don't want to fuck with your
best lady.
Yeah. You don't want to fuck with your wrist. Where in your left hand?
Yeah.
Don't you wear it on your left hand?
Oh yeah, left hand. Makes it totally feel different.
Still, you don't want wrist cancer.
Zombie masturbating.
That would suck so bad if you found out that gave you wrist cancer.
Oh.
I mean, if.
We're fucking with our hands.
Well, if it gives you brain cancer, if you put it up to your head all day, why
wouldn't
it give you wrist cancer?
They're trying to destroy our head and hands so we only have legs to pull big
heavy rocks
for the government.
I just don't get the need for another clock.
Like, you've got a clock in that big thing in your pocket, dummy.
Yeah.
Why is it attached to that stupid little thing on your wrist that you're not
even going
to look at?
Maybe they want you to keep, because it's so big, keep the note hidden away so
you don't
have to actually pull it out, this big thing.
You know what I mean?
Maybe.
But then I bet it's a clusterfuck trying to get it to answer on your phone or
your wrist
or talking in your phone, you look like an asshole.
Here's what Apple has to do.
Apple has to release an exact version of the note size, like maybe even bigger,
maybe crazier,
and then have the best watch known to man and release both of them at the exact
same time in
three to four months, and then they will have destroyed it.
They can't do that now, though, because they've been cock-blocked.
Samsung put out those two items together.
Apple could never just copy that, put out their own phone and their own watch.
Supposedly, that might be why they got rid of the old iPod.
Remember the square iPod that everyone was making watches?
They immediately changed it to an uglier, longer one because they were like,
shit, we don't want to destroy our own watch market.
Oh, interesting.
Well, they fucking, they're too slow.
And I had an interview with Dave Foley, this guy, and he uses, maybe he doesn't.
Not Dave Foley from NewsRadio.
No, no, right, right, right.
All right, so I talked to this other guy, and he might use Foxcom,
and you would think that a product takes weeks to make from sending it.
It takes only days for thousands and thousands of units to be made.
Yeah, that's how fast Foxcom is.
Like, Foxcom's a robot.
That's why those people are jumping off buildings.
Yes, the death people.
Well, apparently there is a new cell phone company out of the Netherlands that's
calling itself the Fairphone.
I think it's out of the Netherlands.
It's not available in the United States yet, but it's all ethically sourced
minerals,
and people are paid a certain wage to make the phone.
It doesn't have 4G, though.
It's got, like, 3G.
It's not quite 4G.
Right.
Yeah, so you take a beating a little bit, but it's Android.
It's an Android phone, and they're trying to make a phone that you could buy
that you don't feel like a piece of shit.
Like, if you watch those Vice documentaries and how they get the minerals in
the Congo,
and you go, whoa, that's kind of fucked.
Yeah, that's going to be, like, having the first droid.
You're going to have that phone in.
It's going to be whack.
Yeah.
It's going to be whack.
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Yeah.
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Was it?
Yeah.
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