Name: Joe Rogan Experience #424 - Brody Stevens
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #424 - Brody Stevens' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-12-04. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #424 - Brody Stevens

Steven Shubin Jr. who made some badass designs for the gorilla, orangutan,
chimp, and the howler monkey and we've added to that zombie kettlebells. Why?
Because we're trendy and zombies are in style. Are these painted on? No, pay
attention.
You said they're zombies. They're sculptures. Look. I'm not on the line. I'm
looking at it. I'm not on the line.
I'm showing you a screen in front of your fat stupid face. But you yelled at me
before you showed me the screen. Brody, I'm trying to do a commercial. That's
all I'm trying to do here.
I'm letting you do them, Joe.
We sell battle ropes and supplements and all. By the way, this is a schtick
that Steve and Brody Stevens and I do.
We're not really upset at each other, ladies and gentlemen. No way.
This is fun talk. We're being fun. Who thinks we're silly people that don't
know?
Did you see the drama on the podcast today? Joe and Brody.
Brody, your apartment has tons of workout gear. Do you have any of this shit?
Do you have any of these maces or
clubs? Because, I mean, you have everything. It's hard to look around. What's
the best angle for me?
Okay, I can see them up there. I have one of the wheel balls on the lower right.
For abs. Ab wheels.
Yeah, like an ab roller. I guess it's an ab roller. I have, it looks like a
medicine ball. I have a couple
of those. And I have kettle bells. Yes. I have a weighted vest. Yes. And that's
probably it. And oh, I have a jump rope. I see that in the lower corner.
Should I try battle ropes? Those are yellow. I do have ropes that I can tie up
to my car.
They're ropes. Are they heavy? Yeah, they're not necessarily heavy. They're
just more to be locked up on something. Those may be weigh a lot. I don't know.
Oh, so those are like to pull? They're not like ropes like this, big fat shipyard
ropes? Have you ever done these? These kind of workouts? Battle ropes?
No, I'd like to. I've seen them. Really fun. Awesome. Full body workout. We
have some videos available at onnit.com. You can learn how to do it. It's
fairly easy. Just a bunch of different simple exercises. Also, if you go online,
there you see the video that we have. But if you go online, there's plenty of
different workouts that you can follow along. One of the coolest things about
the internet, if you have questions about something, there's a lot of generous
people out there that will give you their time for free and show you cool shit
like this. But battle ropes is a great exercise for functional strength and
cardio. Really good for martial arts.
We also sell supplements. If you're into striking or grappling, either one of
them, you can benefit pretty substantially from a good kettlebell and battle
rope workout. We also sell supplements, all kinds of shit at onnit.com, all
kinds of fantastic stuff. We call ourselves a human optimization website
because we basically sell you all the shit that actually works as far as making
different areas of your body work better, like Shroom Tech Sport, which is a
great supplement for endurance. It's based on the Cordyceps Mushroom.
A lot of vitamin B12 in there. New Mood, which is based on 5-HTP supplements. 5-HTP
and L-Tryptophan, which converts to 5-HTP. All those help your brain produce
more serotonin and actually get you feeling better.
La la la la la la. If I went on forever about all the groovy shit at onnit.com,
this commercial would be three hours long and you guys wouldn't be listening
anymore.
Let's be honest. Onnit.com, O-N-N-I-T. Use the code name ROGEN. Save yourself
10% off any and all supplements.
Steven Brody Stevens is here.
Yes.
Let's get freaky, ladies and gentlemen.
Joe Rogan Podcast. Check it out.
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day. Joe Rogan Podcast by night. All day.
Boom. Ladies and gentlemen, Steven Brody Stevens is here.
He's excited. He's a new man. He's on Comedy Central now. People are finally
starting to recognize your talent, Brody.
Feels good.
These motherfuckers. They tried to hold you back for so long. They're afraid of
your originality, your unique talents, the vibe you give off, all the above.
You scared the public. You scared the private.
I think at one point, maybe. I mean, there have been times.
Yeah.
I'm going to ask one question before we move on. Brian, are there going to be
the monitors there? I get distracted sometimes. What do you think I should do?
Want me to turn off this monitor?
Yeah, maybe one of them.
The monitor over there? That's bothering you?
Yeah, I want to focus on Joe. I get distracted.
Yeah, me too.
I did a podcast.
Let's shut them both off. Fuck it. We'll shut them both off unless we need
something.
But doesn't Brian have to do that?
No, he doesn't have to do it. Jamie, just shut them off. We're on control.
All right, I'm just seeing that one.
There's new things these days.
Like this, I close my left eye, and then I'm good.
What do you see?
Because I can see that one, yeah.
That bothers you? That's like a fucking hundred yards away.
I know, but it's like right in my...
What's the Tarzana hat?
It's distracting me.
It's kind of just a joke.
I did a show earlier, a visual live show, and I felt it would be funny to wear.
Like I said, I was telling Brian and these guys earlier, I feel like that I
have a three-day window to kind of goof around.
Again, I'm not going to wear this out in public, but I'll wear it on a show, I'll
wear it on a podcast.
It's a three-day window to goof around before what?
Well, before and after, like having that Comedy Central show, I felt like maybe
before it, I could be a little more...
Not outgoing on Twitter, but to make some statements, be real, get things off
my chest.
Not go manic, but just kind of say, I wanted to share with the audience kind of
what was going on in my mind before something was going to happen.
Because I knew episode one was going to be good.
I knew that based on, I had good reviews.
Well, what is the show? What's it called?
It's called Brody Stevens, Enjoy It.
Great name.
Well, thank you. And enjoy it. If you want to hear, it just came from my early
years at Arizona State.
My freshman year, I would go to McDonald's, actually, like on a Sunday and read
the newspaper.
And the girl working there was just, she was just overly positive, like I'd
order a Big Mac combo.
Hey, guys, keep them off.
I was going to show you the trailer, if you wanted to see the trailer for Brody's
new show.
Let's just talk for a while. We'll be able to show it later.
And she was just like so nice, and she was slightly handicapped, but that's not
the point.
I just remember she would slide it across the counter there, and she would go,
Enjoy.
And it just like, wow, it was like, she's really into her job, and it's
McDonald's, and she doesn't have to be.
And then I saw her working at Wendy's around the corner.
This is a true story.
I went in there and ordered a chocolate Frosty, which at the time wasn't
available.
I updated that, because at one point, it was only Frosty's.
So anyway, chocolate Frosty's.
You updated it yourself?
Yeah, well, back in the day, like chocolate Frosty's and vanilla Frosty's,
there was only chocolate Frosty.
Right.
So see, when you go to Wendy's and you say, I'm going to get a chocolate Frosty,
it was redundant, because they didn't have other options.
This is in the 1988.
Okay.
But anyway, going through the drive-thru, I get my drink and my food, the
Double Double, and she reaches out, and she goes, Enjoy.
Same lady, different restaurant, fast food.
Well, I guess she just, like, that was her living.
Like, maybe she worked double shifts, and it just stuck in my mind, Enjoy, and
then I brought it around the baseball team at Arizona State.
It was like, Enjoy, enjoy it, enjoy that, enjoy us.
It just kind of took a life of its own.
That's beautiful.
She stepped up.
She went from McDonald's to Wendy's, right?
Wendy's is probably a higher quality burger.
Way better.
Five to choose between the two.
Yeah, Wendy's, you feel like you're getting a little bit, yeah, it's a better
patty.
Yeah, it's a better patty, and better taste, and probably a better gig.
And you're sitting down there, you feel, it's a little more warm.
That Dave guy.
It's more wood paneled there.
You'll find that.
It's more country.
Well, it reminds you of that one dude that used to be in all those commercials.
Dave, right?
Dave.
He used to play Santa Claus for me, because my mommy's worked for the
headquarters, and he would dress up as Santa Claus every year.
And as a kid, I have all these photos of me on his lap, him dressed up as Santa
Claus, and me crying and stuff.
Whoa, the Wendy's guy made you cry.
Yeah.
Were you just crying and everything?
The wind's blowing.
Have you seen the new Wendy's girl?
Why would you be crying about Santa Claus?
Because I was like three or four, you know what I mean?
Three-year-olds just cried, but anything.
Yeah, but it has me all the way up to like 14.
Like, I have a picture of me.
Old.
So, that's where Enjoy It came from.
That's your...
That's where that title came from, and I just...
It's a good one.
Around the baseball team, Enjoy It, yes.
And guys picked up on it, and there's a couple other phrases.
Simple was another one.
We'd play video games, and I'm better.
I'm just better than you.
Simple.
So, it was kind of like that.
Simple.
So, we had simple.
That'll catch on.
Enjoy It.
Because when you play baseball, and you have to be vocal, supporting your
teammates, and
you're in the dugout quite a bit, and you just come up with funny stuff.
I was able to rag other teams.
You know, obviously not cursing or anything like that, but, you know, make fun
of batters,
or make fun of a third baseman, or another pitcher kind of thing.
So, you had these little catchphrases.
Yeah, I got better at it.
At first, I was bad.
It was like, comb your hair!
It's like, Brody, no, you're going to have to take the game off.
You've got to step up your phrase game.
Yeah, you learned it.
You stick with numbers.
That's good.
Like, 22, deuces, 11, sticks, legs, ones, arms.
You just have fun.
I had fun with, like, joking with numbers.
These are the things you would yell out while the game's going on?
Is that what it is?
Yeah, supporting your teammates.
So, like, Rogan's at the play.
You're wearing number 11.
Rogan, yes, here we go.
Sticks, let's do it.
Making contact.
Great hat.
I don't know what else I would say.
Did you put work into this, or was it just something that you just sort of
picked up along the way?
Well, I would, well, I guess I kind of work at it, but I would pick it up along
the way.
Yeah, with you, I would say numbers.
I wouldn't say, come on, Rogan.
I wouldn't say it like that.
I'd go, come on, buddy.
I'd say that.
But then I would do the, then, then I would do.
Jesus, Brody, you spilled all over yourself.
You know why?
I'll tell you why.
Panic?
You panic?
No, I'm not manic.
I've been dumping drinks over.
I said panic, P-A-N.
Oh, I'm manic and panic.
But you know what?
These are Quicksilver amphibious shorts.
Whoa.
They're, they can, you can wear them in the water.
Oh, this is what's called a secret plug.
I see what you did.
I'd love to wear Quicksilver.
You threw, you threw water on yourself on purpose to get Quicksilver to sponsor
your Comedy Central show.
You're a very smart guy in that respect.
That's a good move.
Kidd at the Nets did that.
Who was Jason Kidd?
I know you wouldn't know it.
That's for somebody who knows it out there.
Somebody who knows it.
What did he do?
He spilt water on the court to kind of delay the game.
Yeah, against the Lakers the other night.
Because it's, they were losing and they had to get a timeout or something.
And so once he spilled the court, water on it, they had to clean it up.
And while they were cleaning it up, they designed to play.
It's like kind of cheating.
There's been a bunch of things over the years where guys have done various
things in the octagon that were illegal to make things more slippery.
Oh, like Vaseline or something?
Yeah, but when the UFC, when you throw water on 