Name: 10% Gay with Brody Stevens (from Joe Rogan Experience #424)
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Watch the stand-up comedy video '10% Gay with Brody Stevens (from Joe Rogan Experience #424)' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-12-06. Transcript available.

10% Gay with Brody Stevens (from Joe Rogan Experience #424)

The Joe Rogan Experience
Yeah, there's Amish porn
Yeah, I don't think they're really Amish
I don't think you're allowed to fuck in front of a camera if you're Amish
I think it steals your soul
Or is that Indians?
How does that work?
Asian, I thought
No, no, no, no
Asian, you're not allowed to see the vagina
You're not allowed to see pubic hair or the genitals
They blur all that out
Why would you?
Why would you want to see genitals?
I hear it doesn't look weird
Or it does look weird
Are you being racist?
No, I'm positive energy
I go to Panda Express
Oh
No, from what I
Oh my god
He's had some pixelation in his mouth from a man
I have not
And that's not correct
Brian, why would you even say that?
If you don't take that back
That's going to get out there
That has never, ever happened
And I've never, ever wanted to do that
It's out there
Thank you
It's too late
It's out there
You just put it out there
What is this 10% you keep saying?
Why do you keep saying 10%?
Well
Why does Brian keep saying 10%?
It's a running joke based in truth
I had some issues
I had some situations in my life
And I like to put numbers on things
And based on these factors and experiences and thought processes
We came to the number of 10% gay
I'm open with it
You know?
What did you just say?
It's not
I don't understand what you just said
What you just said was a statement that would really work if everybody knew
what you were saying
But I don't know what you're saying
So what you're saying is a 10% gay I'm open with it
What does that mean?
Does that mean you're 10% gay?
Yes
I came out on my podcast probably like six months ago
You came out 10%?
Yes
What's so funny?
Is there any beers in there, Jamie?
Go get me a beer
Do you need a beer on this one?
Yeah, this is going to get ridiculous
No, we don't have to talk
Hand that ashtray over this way
An ashtray?
Joe needs a beer and an ashtray
Yeah, I need a cigar
A cigar?
And it's also based on when you were in the Philippines or Taiwan, wasn't it?
Yeah, that factored in too
Did you know
Joe, did you know any of this part?
This story?
I heard rumors online
But since I love Brody like a brother
Since we were brothers in the art of stand-up comedy
Since we were old-school comedy store brethren
It's having fun
Having fun matters
It does
And that's why
You should tell us about what happened in Thailand
Well, it wasn't fun
It was
You enjoyed it?
No
To completion?
Everybody
People hung out
You know
It's
That's
The cops come
Fucking buildings on fire
Bodies everywhere
What happened?
People hung out
Look, without giving
Okay
Without giving too much away
We do explain it in my show
When you go to bank
You can leave us hanging yet?
No, I'll tell you
But I don't want to give it away
Because if people see it on the show
You've got a big audience
They'll see it on the show again
They'll enjoy it even more
Well, I don't want to give away
Okay
Trust me
This is a puzzling case
People are going to want to examine this from every angle
They're going to want to find out
I guarantee you
The amount of people that download that Ice House Chronicles
Where you brought this up
They're going to go through the roof
What number, Brian?
42
Whatever
It isn't, though
Figure it out
Google it
Okay, all I'm saying is
I went to Bangkok
We had fun
You go to an area
Where they have all these different bars
People get together
They have the get-togethers
The ping-pong balls
The young Vietnamese girls
Who will sit next to you for a Coca-Cola
That kind of thing
Maybe you watch them dance
They'll dance for you
They'll sit by your side
They smell good
Sometimes they're topless
If you really want to be with them
You can spend the money
And it's actually not that much
Okay?
I want to say that
So they have a few areas like that
A lot of the Westerners hang out
And go there
It's fun
It's different
Simple
Simple
It's simple
And then you go upstairs
And then it's a little different
You're getting a little like
Whoa, that looks a little different in there
That
The bone structure is interesting
But I see some other people dancing
And then there's this one club
That you go in
And it's like
I guess the best one up there
And it's just
They're having a party
It's fun
The girls look
Like girls
But you can tell
Like maybe some are guys
I guess
But it was one of these
Ladyboy bars
And we're hanging out
They're having fun
And they'll
You know
They will touch you
They're very forward
They will touch your leg
But they look like girls
They smell like girls
They look like girls
They've had the treatments
And you're sitting there
And you're alone by yourself
You're in Bangkok
You're working on Hangover 2
They touch
And it's normal to get aroused
And it was interesting
And I knew I was 16 hours away
Time zone from America
And I know comedians have gone down to Brazil
Or Thailand
There's a whole history of it
So
I didn't really pursue it there
But I thought about it
And then maybe I came back
On another night
I go
You know
People thought I was gay
You said maybe
No you came back right
Well I was there for like
Two weeks
In Thailand
But why are you saying
Maybe I came back
Because now you're making
The story confusing
Okay well
I came back another night
I said maybe
I will come back
That's not what you said
That's the reason why
I stopped you
I don't want this to be fiction
I mean at that point
I'm probably 3% gay
And that's based off
Getting picked on as a kid
Like Brody
You walk like a girl
Do you understand Joe
Growing up in Tarzana
I got picked on a lot
Are you saying that someone
Can make you homosexual
Homosexual by if they picked on you
Enough 3% would be 100
No 3% wouldn't make it 100
But if somebody as a child
You're in 3rd grade
And there's a group of girls
Or even guys
You go
Oh look at Brody
How he walks
He looks like he's gay
You walk like a gay
Gay kid
You're always smiling
And it was like
I was a nice kid
And then I guess
Because I have a tilted pelvis
I walked weird
And I got picked on for that
So I always felt like
Wow
I guess I think I'm gay
Maybe
I guess I'm gay
I don't know
Wow
Wait a minute
So is this like the secret
Is this the power of suggestion
Is that one of those things
It's a power of being bullied
So being bullied
Can turn you homosexual
It didn't
Wait
3%
3%
Yes
If they're saying it
If enough people are saying
Brody
You walk
If I saw myself walk
If I sat
And I saw myself walk
I would think
This guy walks
A little gay
Well if you
If you think that
Why wouldn't you
Change your walk
I tried
Why not have
I tried to get a
Lift in my shoe
A lift in your shoe
Which side is tilted
Which one's down
Which one's up
I think my right shoulder
You think
I'll show it to you
Do you know for sure
Is this just
Did you go to a voodoo doctor
It's not a voodoo
It's like
It would almost be a chiropractor
A chiropractor
This is like a physical thing
Chiropractors are a lot like voodoo doctors
There's a lot of chiropractors
That just fucking move your neck around
Take your money
There's like
Not a lot going on
I've been to good chiropractors
And I've been to chiropractors
When you're like
What just happened
Did I just give that guy
$60 to rub my neck
For 15 seconds
That's what it feels like
Oh I'm going to adjust
Your anterior posture
Your C7
Your C7
They'll like
Throw some terms at you
That are like
Completely unnecessary
And very verbose
And long
And then they'll
Crack your neck real quick
Crack crack
And it kind of feels good
I love when they crack the neck
Yeah it kind of feels good
When they crack your neck
But I'm not sure if it works
I'm not convinced
It relieves like
It's like a relief
Does it?
I do that
Sometimes it does
Some guys are doing good at it
But sometimes it's like
What just happened there?
I'd like to get a chiropractic massage
That would be good
From a dude?
Take care of myself
I don't care if it's a guy
Massage
I don't care
Wait take that
I don't care if it's a guy
Chiropractor
Okay
I'll take a female masseuse
You don't like guy masseuses?
I would take it
Like a sports massage
But not
Like for a baseball team
Like hey Brody
We're hanging out
With the baseball players
Here's a masseuse
Yeah if you get a massage
From a dude
You want the lights to be on
You want like
Fucking Motley Crue
Playing in the background
It's gotta be in the mall
Yeah you don't want
Any scented candles
Or fucking
You know
Harp music
Thanks bro
So anyway
You go back to this place
Yeah
And you're pretty much aware
That you're hanging out
With lady boys
At this point
I'm 5% gay
And that's due to
Due to things in college
Due to comments
Mostly to comments
How did you go from
Three to five
Like immediately
The smell
Do you want to give me
A real number
So we can fucking
Move on with confidence
Joe
I feel like
I'm factoring
I'm factoring in
The bullying-ness
I'm factoring in
Some baseball stuff
Am I bullying you
Because I don't want
To be a part of the future
No you're not
You're not bullying me
Alright you know
I love you right
Okay
I went there
Let's say
6% gay
6%
Jesus Christ
By the end of this story
We're going to be at
86% gay
I went to Bangkok
6% gay
And I go
You know what
I'm in Bangkok
Let me push it to the limit
And see what happens
Okay
And if I like it
I'm into it
Or if it humiliates me
No one's around
This is my big opportunity
This is my big opportunity
And I really didn't do that much
And I had the chance
And I didn't do that much
When you said
You got to Bangkok
You were 6%
6% gay
6% when you got to Bangkok
But then
When you went to the place
You knew there were ladyboys
And you went back
Wouldn't you say
You would have to say
You went a little gayer
Than you were
When you got there
We'll go
It was more out of experience
Like to check this experience out
Check me out
Take the temperature
But it was a gay experience
It was
I mean
What do you define
As a gay experience
There's a guy in you
What happened
Alright hold on
Is a transsexual a guy
It's way closer to a guy
Than me
Okay
Have guys been fooled
That doesn't even make any sense
Have guys been fooled
You don't even listen to people
You don't even listen to people
I said
I made an error
I said
Is it a transsexual guy
No it's not as close to a guy as me
Correct
It's more a woman
Than it is a man
It looked
And felt like a woman
Here's the reality
Of transsexuals
The cold hard reality
It's just chromosomal
That's it
As far as like
Behavior
And appearance
And maybe even like
Like sex
Like you might enjoy
Certain aspects of sex
More with a transsexual
Than you would
An angry
Overweight
Cigarette smoking woman
Who's got a head
Like a frying pan
You know
If you found
What is that
Transgender woman
Yeah this is the picture
That Brody is with
She's sweet
What Brian
Come on man
This is the internet
You can't do that
You're gonna ruin
Everything for everybody
Keep going
My point is
I would rather have
A sexual experience
With
A transgender
That was really sexy
And sweet
Rather than a big
Angry woman
That's built
Like a football player
Okay
I'm with you
If you wanted to
Have a sexual experience
If you're a man
Most likely
You want to have
A sexual experience
With something feminine
Yes
And the reality
Of femininity
Versus masculinity
There's a line
Where shit gets blurry
Yes
And that rhyme
That line is
Big angry
Fred Flintstone
Looking women
Yes
Versus
Like Thai ladyboy
That's actually
Very cute
Yes
Where do you go
Where do you go
Get that fucking
Off the screen
You're in
You're in Thailand
You're alone
You've got
But even if you're not
In Thailand
Even if you're not
In Thailand
If you're anywhere
If there's only
Three people on the planet
It's you
The Thai ladyboy
And the big
Fred Flintstone
Looking angry
Okay
She's
Overweight
I'm not going to be
With a Fred Flintstone
With boogers in her nose
I won't be
Stinky breath
I'll let her give me
A massage
Her feet smile
Why didn't you just
Get a transgender
To a regular girl
There was those two
You could probably
Get a nice young one
I think that would be
You know
A different thing
I think also
There's the feeling
Of exploitation
That