Name: Joe Rogan Experience #434 - Roseanne Barr
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #434 - Roseanne Barr' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-12-31. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #434 - Roseanne Barr

the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day
roseanne bar so badass we had to start this podcast early
we had to start early we couldn't we couldn't even wait till three we had to
get it rocking
she came here from a volcano ladies and gentlemen she lives on a volcano in the
middle of the ocean
that's as gangster as it gets that's right you and terence mckenna do you know
who he was
terence mckenna was this crazy psychedelic guy who lived on the big island he
had this giant
property in the big island where he grew all these psychedelic plants most of
them were actually
legal to grow because uh you know the government didn't know about quite a few
of them how come i
never heard this you never heard of terence mckenna no so keep going i will uh
give you a lot of stuff
before you leave okay that tunes you into this guy but he was um this uh sort
of psychedelic bard
that's the best way to describe him just a really good speaker who had a deep
understanding of
psychedelics and of of botany and of the biology of these plants and he also
had some crazy theories
about human beings and evolution and his biggest one was called the stoned ape
theory oh i i i totally
agree with it no i know that theory but i didn't know it was from that guy
mm-hmm i saw mckenna and he lived out the last part of his life on the big
island
he had this cool compound he used to bring people up there and do ayahuasca
with them just save his
books that's like the third time i've heard about that ayahuasca that's only
the third time you've
heard about oh on the big island yeah in the last uh little while a lot of
people have been
talking about it's spreading everywhere now but i think mckenna is a big reason
why it spread
around hawaii you know he came to hawaii i forget what year got some property
and built a house out
there do you know where in uh on mauna loa in uh in kona oh kona yeah he had
like a complete
self-sufficient system up there like collecting rain water and yeah oh my god
they're all crazy
up there in kona they're the most genius they're like genius inventors they're
just incredible over
there the stuff they've done is like incredible looking they're so they're like
you know so futuristic
and their design it blows my mind their designs are like space like well that's
where the the
observatory is too yeah keck observatory so there's a bunch of genius i don't
never go up there
did you go up there that's haunted no really it's haunted oh no it's that guy
oh no you're not
supposed to go up there how is it haunted in what way oh no no no no no no no
no that whole monicaia
mountain you know um that's a holy mountain you know is it to the hawaiian
people that's where they
were born out of is that mountain monicaia so they were born they were born
yeah like they they're but
they came on boats didn't they well i mean from the polynesians yeah yeah from
the marquesans yeah but
it's like all one big old mind meld thing but the native hawaiian people who
like i don't know how they
got there some say they came on those boats and uh but they have their their
myths and they're very
connected to that piece of ground and they are very connected to you know monicaea
the mountain
and uh you know they still have their same mythology and everything you know so
i love to listen to
what they say about um you know the island and gmos and power there's some
interesting thinkers
well it's one of the last free places really if you stop and think about it it's
it's it's america but
it's not really it's five hours away by plane and it's incredible paradise as
far as like nature you
know but all of the islands maui the big island all of them they're just
incredibly fascinating and
gorgeous and beautiful and well it's kind of something magnet but all that
everybody says all
that you know that's one way of putting it i guess but to me it's like whoa it
grabbed me in
the navel it grabbed you in the navel it grabbed my navel and it would not let
it would not cease to
grab my navel that's one of your chakras right isn't it supposed to be navel is
one of them
there's something down there's something around there that it's like a magnet
thing it's to to a
certain place on earth i don't know and it's like an energy ley lance you know
you know i you know what
i mean i do i've written some of my best things ever in hawaii on vacation
where i don't usually write
yeah i can write there that's why i like it there because i can really write
there it's like your
head is clear and and you're you got your you you have your your creative idea
and you can carry it
out and finish it i can't never finish it you know but i can finish things
there
well you are more at peace there i think because because everyone sort of knows
it's isolating you
also know that you really are on a volcano this beautiful natural volcano well
i went there because
they got a goddess named pele and that's like one of the last place on earth
where there's like
you know a goddess that is active in people's minds and act also active inside
a volcano that might
erupt at any time which is you know um what happens you know it's very sufist
you know what i mean
because it's like somewhere there is that which occur that which uh is thought
before it occurs
you know what i mean and i really feel that there that you you get your you get
your thinking um all
lined up right and it's like you're connected to the earth there like me trying
to get my nuts out
there joe that's been the mind blower macadamias things yeah you're growing
them right you have like a
plantation or something well i'm not growing them the trees are growing them i
just pick them up but i
try to uh fertilize my trees and get it so that you know i can perfect the nut
and uh this year was
quite a good harvest and uh these that's are like they're not like nobody else
they're not like any
other nuts i'm serious i believe you i think you're actually a part of it i bet
you affect it just just
in that way well i didn't do ship for it but um it was like owned by the dole
pineapple you know about
doing sure yeah they owned the entire like uh island of lanai didn't they oh
yeah yeah yeah one point in
time at least yeah them in the university of hawaii they're all hooked up you
know and they do do your
genetic modification studies and such right which is very interesting to me of
how how they do all that
and then create a pineapple that has lower acidity and stuff like that i think
that's interesting it's
very interesting it's spooky and it's interesting at the same time because it
the implications of
genetically modifying plants are are huge they're very profound and they
shouldn't just affect the
people that are creating them and putting them out there they're really
worldwide questions and when when you
have people that are just getting away with doing genetic modifications on
plants not really sure of
the long-term ramifications to the environment to bees to there's a host of
different things that are
affected by these things these things well i thought that i'd got them i
thought i did a pretty good
checkmate on on monsanto which i call mon satan i thought i got them in a choke
hole like that
bitch you were talking about that fighting oh ronda rousey yeah she's nothing
compared to me
whoa how dare you i'll tell you i put them in quite a nice headlock over there
what were they trying to
do well they were trying to pass a law or to get rid of a law which took a lot
of work getting there to
make law which was to you know that the people did not want the gmo studies to
continue on the island
and uh you know so it was like you got to vote yes but it really means no and i
mean it was like layer
after layer of ridiculousness to protect public health and um so i just started
studying it and i
realized that there were they they kept on doing that fake science thing that
they do but it's like
science lasts more than 90 days genetic studies proper scientific genetic
studies they have follow-through
and um they also have a control group and you know you come to a conclusion you
don't stop
studying after 90 days and then like actually like pay lobbyists to pass the
law saying you only have
to do 90 days i mean geez that's satan that's freaking crazy ass satan it's
money it's pure money yeah it's
people wanting money over humanity people wanting money over the the
possibility of damage you know we
got to be really careful with nature it's just there's been a million diseases
that have occurred
throughout the history of people and they come from a variety of reasons that
come from or a variety of
sources that come from all sorts of different contagions but we can create we
could accidentally
fuck up and create something horrible and we could also if we have what about
this atomic weaponry
there's the biggest fucking mistake anybody's ever heard of and make it and
then they make it and
then give every everybody 50 or 60 of them but you know i mean the truth is the
horrifying truth
of my opinion why i don't go to parties because i do bum people out a certain
point you know i do
because it's like it it's not a popular thing to say it's all over do you think
it's totally over it's
too late yeah the human beings have ruined the planet fuck yeah see i'm not
convinced um i think
we've definitely fucked a lot of things up and there's definitely a lot of hubris
going on and
there's a lot of scary going on like fukushima fukushima is bad and it started
they just had a new
um study showing that a lot of radiation started to reach san francisco you
know they've found a
three percent increase in some of the tuna the radiation and tuna it's scary
but there's also people
don't eat fish out of there no more yeah i don't know who they are but i think
you know what here's the
thing we're all poisoned bingo it's over everything's rotten poison it's all
dead it's dead as a
doornail and two motherfuckers it's not time to let the whole thing go really
serious wow it's time
to get real and do what needs to be done what needs to be done well you got you
gotta get busy
of trying to turn it back so you gotta figure out a way on rolling over you it's
not gonna get better
by it you mean capitalist society corporations people destroying the earth polluting
all that
shit nuclear waste is that what you're saying by roll it back well everything
that's lemming
it's time for mon satan to become of use to the human race that's just my
opinion they've got to
come up with some if they're going to do genetic studies okay get rid of that
get rid of that one
come up with some kind of an implant for people's teeth or brain
that blocks that horrendous lemming impulse do humanity a favor and figure out
how we're supposed
to get rid of that that we keep going along with what's killing us because we're
too confused
to know what in the is really real isn't it just that there's just too much to
be paying attention
to like people have their own lives they have their own problems their own
bills their own family
and then try paying attention to global issues like genetically modified foods
and farmers suing all
across the world the farmers in brazil recently won billions of dollars from monsanto
farmers in india
commit suicide on an almost daily basis i mean they have they have farmers in
india that are committing
suicide left and right because of the debt that they get into with these crazy
deals based
bullshit it's all the pyramid they can't get out of it and they can't afford it
and the whole thing
is just a disaster it's a disaster and it's a disaster that clearly has its
roots in money i mean it's
it's just about well here's the roots they're getting a payoff for the
different various ways their
people can get killed yeah they're getting insurance payoffs for killing people
uh you know and taking
bets on how long it'll take for them to die but on the other see on the other
hand i think like the
idea of genetically modifying food in order to he