Name: Joe Rogan Experience #446 - Andreas Antonopoulos
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #446 - Andreas Antonopoulos' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-01-28. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #446 - Andreas Antonopoulos

hey everybody what's up how was your weekend don't answer that we're not really
talking
that's just the awkward thing to get the get the podcast started words they don't
really mean
anything it takes a few words from here on out everything means something
allegedly this episode
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This is probably the easiest way ladies and gentlemen that you can be naked and
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But you got to put a piece of tape over your
Your little webcam because the fucking government man they're sneaking in they're
looking at you
Do you have a piece of tape over there Andreas even better?
I have an EFF sticker EFF the Electronic Frontier Foundation that fights for
civil liberties on the internet and they have their own branded stickers you
can buy
So they have their own stickers that cover webcams?
Yes and they don't they don't leave they don't leave glue residue so you can
peel it off and put it back on if you want to talk someone into a video
That's beautiful
Yeah it's a great little thing
The internet you can't fuck with the internet it's too strong you got out of
control you fucked up government
I just keep it on
The government you fucked up you messed up
The internet was your downfall
When they go look in the history of the human beings and they go back to
different eras
They will look at the history of the internet going boy
They didn't see that coming
Oh my goodness
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Too much of that good
Yeah, with that ecstasy like why wouldn't you want too good of loving
It's like a serotonin overload or something like that you can have real issues
You're not you know it's like too much of a bad a good thing is still bad
That's why if guys do steroids and they get to be 350 pounds their dick just
shuts down your dick's done
Too much of a good thing you know your liver is freaking out
It's got to process all this shit that you're pumping into it. It's it's all
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ladies and gentlemen
Balance and all the things that on it
Whether it's the strength and conditioning equipment or the supplements all
shit that I use and if we find something out there
We try to sell it. We try to sell you the best coconut oil
We tried to sell you the best buffalo bars the best hemp seed oil from the
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We just try to sell you the very best shit available and we sell some
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Things like nootropics we we funded a double-blind placebo study that we'll be
able to talk more about in February
But we were spending a lot of money to back up the existing science on nootropics
Because I know a lot of people fear that things are snake oil and I that's a
good fear
It's good and it's good because it forces companies who sell legitimate things
to do the proper testing and just
Show you there's plenty of examples of things on late-night TV
They're telling you that your dick's gonna grow or you know this
I mean that's just one example of things that you know are dubious and you know
They're making money because if they weren't making money they wouldn't be
having these commercials
There is nothing that makes your dick grow if they did on it would have it on
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We'd have dick grow pills. We'd fucking sell them by crates the shit doesn't
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Nothing makes your dick grow okay did the moment they figure it out go to on it.com
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We'll fucking have it if there's something out there. We'll have it but until
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gentlemen
Thanks to everybody who came out to Chicago. We had a great fucking time this
past weekend. It was cold as shit, but the people are cool as fuck
Andres Antonopoulos is here. We're gonna talk about cryptocurrency. We're gonna
let some bitches know
So I love the fact that you can get on the internet and you have a conversation
on Twitter with anybody and the word Bitcoin comes up and then
This swarm of people from like all these different directions. Andres Antonopoulos
Bitcoin Jesus
So, you know, I contact you you contact me boom a week later
We're sitting in front of each other and we're gonna talk about Bitcoin a
million people are gonna hear about it
I mean does the the internet is fucking beautiful. It's magic
I mean, it's just it is what it should have the what communication with human
beings should have been a long time ago
I think it would have all the things that took off and gain ground and gain
momentum throughout human history whether it's religion or whether it's
cult rituals
Ritualistic behavior like the all that shit wouldn't have happened if the
internet was around the internet would have went
It's not that it's this well does this is a stop. What are you saying? Look
right here. Here's here's the studies
There's so much misconception and so much disinformat