Name: Joe Rogan Experience #450 - Cameron Hanes
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #450 - Cameron Hanes' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-02-08. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #450 - Cameron Hanes

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Now, manly men like Cameron Haynes do a lot of lifting weights and they need
some supplements. They
need some protein in their diet. They need to eat healthy foods. And they need
strength and fitness
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and a howler monkey. The gorilla's my favorite though because like my friend
Cameron Haynes,
I'm an extremist and I feel like if 70 pounds is the biggest one we sell, that's
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So whatever we find that works great and it's good for your health, we sell it.
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we have defense soap that we sell, which is a lot of people, there's a lot of
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Defense soap is, my friend Guy who owns the company created this because he is
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actually can make you more susceptible to these things because it actually
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It's really good stuff and it smells good and it's a healthy, natural soap for
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Just one more thing that we sell at Onnit.com. Just like the hemp protein
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If you work for UPS and you're worried about pissing hot, you don't have to
worry about it. Hemp is actually not psychoactive.
And the recent farm bill that just got passed, it looks like we're going to be
able to grow hemp in America, finally.
We've been selling hemp at Onnit.com for the longest time, but we've had to buy
it from Canada, which is so crazy.
It means that American farmers have not been able to grow a crop that's a
natural plant, it's not psychoactive, it's not a drug, but because it's related
to a drug, it's been illegal.
Finally, people are realizing how absolutely ridiculous that is because we've
been able to sell it, but we have to buy it from Canada.
So it's great for my friends up in Canada that are farmers, it's great for the
Canadian farmers, but it is absolutely ridiculous that American farmers are not
able to grow hemp.
Finally, we're going to start being able to do that, I guess it's going to
start at universities and in places where it's legal, statewide, and then I'm
sure that this wave seems to be spreading and it's going to eventually go
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Aubrey Marcus will be here tomorrow, actually, we're going to do a podcast with
Aubrey and we're going to talk about all the latest developments at Onnit.
But, until then, today, we have Cameron Haynes, master bowhunter, all-around
badass, cue the music.
Whenever you're ready, Jamie.
Maybe.
You forgot the volume, you fuck.
Yeah, it's in the...
You fucked it up.
The computer reset it.
At least it's not live.
Oh, the computer did it.
At least it's not live, yeah.
Ha ha ha.
Do you know how to do it, or are we done?
Nope.
It's done.
Show's over.
Yeah.
Today, Joe Rogan podcast by night.
All day.
Ha ha ha.
It wouldn't be the same if everything came out smooth.
Well, Cameron, first of all, thanks for doing this podcast.
For people who don't know Cameron, Cameron Haynes is a famous bowhunter, which
is a rare thing.
It's very rare that someone becomes famous as a bowhunter.
And in the most manly form of bowhunting ever, you're famous for shooting the
biggest, most
majestic North American animals with sticks.
That's right.
I mean, that's what you're famous for.
You're famous for taking out giant bugling elk with a flying stick.
That's pretty badass, dude.
I wouldn't say famous.
You're famous to me.
You're famous.
I told a friend of mine who's a hunting fan.
He's a personal trainer.
And I said I'm doing this podcast with Cameron Haynes.
He goes, oh, that's that keep hammering guy.
That's it.
Keep hammering.
Dude.
Okay, one other guy.
You and one other guy.
You are famous amongst hunters.
Jared knows me.
Yeah, so there's three.
I brought you up to my friend Ryan Callahan, who works at First Light.
And he said, oh, yeah, I know who that guy is.
Yeah.
So people know who you are, man.
Okay.
You have become at least, can I say you have notoriety?
Yeah, I'd say that.
Okay, some notoriety from killing elk with flying sticks.
That's it, yeah.
How does one go about becoming famous or at least develop internet notoriety
from killing elk with flying sticks?
You know, I think for me, it's just, I don't know.
I just came up just like everybody else.
So it's like, 