Name: Joe Rogan Experience #451 - Aubrey Marcus
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #451 - Aubrey Marcus' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-02-09. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #451 - Aubrey Marcus

do we live did i say moral technique on the air maybe good i said good things i
love that dude
he'll be here on monday this episode of the joe rogan experience podcast is
brought to you by
ting now if you've seen the ting news recently let me see ting dropped their
rates
they uh to celebrate celebrate celebrate they um dropped their prices to
celebrate two years
they they cut their rates in half um let me see exactly what they did they slashed
their prices
permanently they're permanently slashing prices to celebrate their second
birthday i fucking love
shit like that when you don't have to do stuff like that and you do it just
because you want people to
feel good about your company what uh what i enjoy the most about ting is the
feedback excuse me the
feedback that we get from people that have used it it's all positive i haven't
had one person say
i did it but i didn't really say that much money according to 98 of people save
money
let's see what exactly they did
i'm trying to find the news just says drops prices google it i don't know i
shouldn't tell you to
google it i should have this news but i don't didn't come i had to find it
online it didn't
come as a part of the ad thing
anyway they dropped their prices a lot so since i can't find the news that
quickly
uh just accept that permanently permanently drop the prices which is a fucking
tricky thing to say
you permanently dropped your permanently what about a hundred fucking thousand
years from now dude
how much is that shit gonna cost then people gotta be careful because the world
will still be around
maybe that's what everybody's planning for the apocalypse what if that
motherfucker never comes
what if it never comes and you stay alive then what bitch huh then what anyway
this episode
brought to you by ting and ting what they are is a mobile company that uses
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they buy time on sprint rent it out to you but they do it in a way that most
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don't like they don't have any contracts they don't have any bullshit they don't
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best android phones in the
world i switched to android and i'm very happy with it and i also um i'm even
more happier because uh
once we had uh andreas Antonopoulos on the podcast the other day talking to us
about bitcoin
um he was talking about how the apple app for bitcoin is not very good then
apple pulled it they actually
pulled the fucking app did they give a reason for why they pulled it i think so
it's gross because
120 000 people had already downloaded that bitcoin app and they were using it
and apple just decided
for whatever fucking reason that they're not going to let you uh download it
anymore it's i think that's
gross i mean when you download i mean if you have something that's as
mainstream as bitcoin i mean
i wouldn't say bitcoin's mainstream but when you get to be 120 000 downloads
that's pretty pretty
significant and growing it's clearly growing i mean every day i see in the news
things about bitcoin
different companies accepting bitcoin vegas casinos accepting bitcoin and so
for apple to step in with
no explanation unless there's an explanation like they don't like the software
it has vulnerability
they find they should have to tell you that but if you just pull it and don't
say a word that smacks
of censorship to me that sounds gross i don't know what's going on but more and
more i lean towards
android and um i i just think there's a billion fucking people that are using
cell phones probably more in
the world and something like 80 percent of them are on the android platform now
something like 80
something percent smart let me find that out for sure how many people use
android
apple dropped it for a unresolved issue what does that mean that doesn't mean
anything you didn't say a
word you can't say that we dropped it for an unresolved issue oh okay what does
that mean you want
to be king of the world and it didn't work out yet the fuck did you do huh you
sons of bitches um
uh whatever whatever the numbers are who gives a shit it's a very high number
of people that are
using uh android it's um you know it depends on where you're at there's
worldwide worldwide it's
like 70 percent it looks like um it's pretty crazy that the the numbers are
growing too it was at one
point in time like almost all the smartphones like good percentage of when the
iphone and then slowly
but surely the android started to get better and better and now they uh they're
actually the majority
uh and there's so many people working on them too there's the new ones are
pretty fucking badass so
if you're like an iphone person uh and you're worried you don't have to the uh
the new ones are
pretty fucking dope if you go to rogan.ting.com you can uh save some money they
have the devices up
there if you go and look at their website they have all the cool ones like the
one i have which is the
galaxy note 3 which is it's enormous but i love it because it's just great for
email and looking at
pictures and shit but another one that's smaller that's also very badass is the
htc1 or the galaxy
s4 all the top of the line phones they sell they sell them all at uh ting
excuse me so go to rogan.ting.com
and uh save 25 bucks uh super awesome company really really happy with them
really happy with uh the
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uh they also have uh
no hold customer support you can call them 1-855-ting ftw that's ting for the
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tech talk ting for the win bitches okay enjoy them rogan.ting.com save yourself
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ting also owns hover um hover is the is actually the um domain name company
that i use personally me
um super easy to use a monkey like me got on hover and registered domain names
with no problems
whatsoever very very easy to do and they give you a lot of stuff for free at
hover um that you would
normally pay for like who is domain name privacy which is pretty important when
you register in some
freaky ass websites you don't want people to know where you sleep you know i'm
saying dog exactly
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they'll set that
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i don't know why they want you to say that how do i know if you have a next
thing i used to do this
i don't want to pressure you man okay if all you need to do is fucking register
your domain name just do
that don't worry about it you're gonna be okay we're all gonna be okay they
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register your domains
and we're also brought to you by on it um aubrey i think you know a thing or
two about on it perhaps
you've heard of the company yeah a little bit controversial place that sells
awesome shit
and um one of the newest that uh i really enjoy i've been mixing in my protein
shakes
is this uh the new greens supplement tell me about that shit well what we
wanted to do is just get
a bunch of the healthiest stuff you could in in freeze-dried powdered format so
we got a bunch of
the actual greens then we got some of the different colored vegetables like beets
and some of the other
things you might be missing from your diet put in some probiotics put in some
enzymes a few of the
herbs that are good for liver and some of your organs and basically put
together kind of a
oh shit i haven't had my diet right kind of greens that you can add and make
sure that you're at least
covered from a micronutrient microvitamin basis that just has basically all the
good nutrients in it
possible well it's a great mix of stuff too um i read the ingredients the
ingredients list is pretty
fucking powerful how did you uh how did you formulate this well one of the key
things that we found is i was
looking at antioxidant potential as well and you know i'm fairly familiar with
peru and kind of some
of the things that come out of there and there was a purple corn that comes out
of peru that they grow
pretty much exclusively in that region and it has a really really high orac
value and orac is is a useful
tool it's not the end-all be-all but it's an antioxidant measurement you know
how many free radicals
get quenched by the natural compound and that's a process that goes on normally
in the body and it's a
really high amount of that more so than even some of the other berries like acai
berry and all these
other berries that get really highly touted so we put you know a bunch of that
in there and then just
went from there and got a bunch of full spectrum greens and put it all together
everything being
food-based you know just all the coolest best foods that we could get which is
the best way for your body
to absorb absolutely all this the best supplements that you can get are food-based
you know which is why
those studies that came out recently were so stupid and annoying because if you
don't know the studies we're talking about there's uh
this really bold
proclamation from whatever study the vitamins don't work they're not worth it
wait not not worth your time and their conclusion closed case closed their
conclusions were based on two of the grossest studies ever for saying that
vitamins don't work one of them was people over 65 that have had heart attacks
heart attacks that were fucking old and had heart attacks and it didn't stop
their their progression of you know death or whatever
which is ridiculous you're over 65 you have a heart attack you're fucking that's
like saying you know i had a 72 pontiac with a blown motor it was going down
the highway and you changed the tire and it didn't fucking fix my car
like your machine's already broken man you're having a heart attack at 65 like
this shit is close to the end the wheels are falling off the ride
and the other one was physicians who are over 65 who um were showing cognitive
decline they didn't slow down their cognitive decline
okay so vitamins don't work because of that like that is what the fuck man
people are really gross with that shit where they want to say it doesn't work
doesn't work
why is that because a lot of stuff doesn't work but a lot of stuff does all
right and that's why these vitamins were made in the first place
the whole reason why they were extracted from food analyzed is because people
needed to know what the basic compounds of nutrients were
what is it about vitamin c that keeps you from getting scurvy what is it about
vitamin b12 that gives you energy
energy what is it about vitamin d that you get from the sign all this is
science like everyone's pretending
that this is all like oh the pseudo science of supplements fuck you you fat
lazy piece of
shit you don't know nothing about your body all right that's what's going on
all you fucking people
that are like you know huh you don't need that eat a balanced diet oh really
doctor why don't you run
up a hill with me you fuck why don't you tell me about optimum physical
performance 