Name: Joe Rogan Experience #452 - Immortal Technique & Chino XL
Uploaded: 2014-02-11T04:08:07.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #452 - Immortal Technique & Chino XL' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-02-11. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #452 - Immortal Technique & Chino XL

not only is immortal technique here but he's brought a motherfucker so cool
that he's wearing
a fanny pack Bobby bang bang independent of my love for the fanny pack this
dude was
he's out there all completely on his own on the natch with true love for the fanny
pack
much respect not only am i uh bringing back the fanny pack i just started
selling them
so i sell a higherprimate.com fanny pack it's a quality roots fanny pack i just
dice clay was in
and he had the dopest fanny pack this sweet leather fanny pack and it was so
nice a leather
fanny pack i'm off to something good strong it was made by roots you know that
company that makes
bags it's like a dope fanny pack and i was like where'd you get that one i was
jealous because
all my other ones were functional but disgusting but this was like it was
actually fashionable i was
like i can bring it back with roots so i contacted roots and had them print up
the higher primate
logo on a fanny pack so boom not just t-shirts but now fanny packs a
motherfucker's branching out
see there it is it's hard to see the logo but it's a monkey with like uh
whoever coined the term
fanny that's really see that i mean if it had been like survival pack every
dude would have one like
oh dude i got my new survival pack my it's not a man purse it's a survival pack
no dude it's a fanny pack
i don't mind saying it put it on lie down it's true strength that you're not
worried about the
definitions of others well let me tell you silly word these guys didn't give me
a hard time during
this rocket son fanny pack rocket strong no not me it was my idea i would rock
that one rocket rocket
strong i like that survive survival pack you know it's all in the market it is
let's go yeah it's it's
your cock shield so i keep myself if an asteroid comes from the sky it'll hit
my fanny pack before
it hits my dick hopefully it'll deflect deflect listen if something's falling
out of the
you never know you would say that that fanny pack and your leg no no no no
today's today's cell
phones are very durable my friend i think you're incorrect i think you're out
of line you've done
no studies yeah there's some people that have survived actually rocks falling
from the sky and
hit it on them strange enough a lady got hit in the arm recently was like uh it
went through her
house and like hit her arm all right like you can get great yeah her arm okay
come on i mean she didn't
catch a dome shot you know that would have been some whole other yeah well most
likely you're gonna
die if you get hit by something that falls from the sky the donnie darko jet
falling out of the sky
yeah engine most likely if something falls from the sky you're but if it doesn't
and it hits your higher
primate fanny pack you might survive son you might get through that alive
survival better survival pack
survival pack indeed indeed survival pack just sounds too phony though no you
gotta put survival pack and
then you gotta put like the joe rogan cock shield edition with like just like
the metal plate i think
it should just be implied like a metal plate on the top of the i don't think i
should the dude from cameo
c.s i don't think i should sell it you should have a hole in it so you can play
with your dick
so like diner like the movie diner remember when you got that girl mickey rourke
got that girl to
touch his dick by putting it through the popcorn oh that's an old school trick
right yeah that might have
been invented in that movie though i'm not sure probably not when you think
about all the perverts in the
world yeah that's probably old really old jesus um anyway higherprimate.com
that's the it's dash
primate also yeah it's both now it is oh yeah now it's uh it's actually uh just
higherprimate.com
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uh yesterday this is the only guy that brought a posse to the podcast and they
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like one cool dude
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