Name: Everlast - "Ends" (Acoustic) (from Joe Rogan Experience #456)
Uploaded: 2014-02-24T00:34:51.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Everlast - "Ends" (Acoustic) (from Joe Rogan Experience #456)' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-02-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Everlast - "Ends" (Acoustic) (from Joe Rogan Experience #456)' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-02-24. Transcript available.

ever done ends on the show ends i don't know what is it what i don't think so
wait a minute
so either let's let's try that real quick do one all one um
oh wow some people will rob their mother of all the ears
rats snitch on one another for the ears and sometimes kids get murdered for
hands
so before we go any further on my hands
i knew this cat named bill didn't have a dollar he was hard for material i
believe scott had a phd
had an mba now he's waiting table because let's rent to pay companies downsizing
inflation
can't find a job he's feeling kind of stressed don't even feel the effects when
he says forgot
they can't how many times they've been blessed so falls off track starts
smoking crack and once
it hits brain starts to chain react so shirt off his back shoes off his feet he's
losing on his team now
he's out in the street and all sudden he's like jesse james trying to steal
kids for their watches in
she ain't but even been in school so nervous with a tooth and then some bones
back in a bloody pool for the ends
some people would rob their mother for ends rats they snitch on one another for
ends
and sometimes kids get murdered for all the ends so before we go any further on
my hands
i knew this chick named sally she had a nice strut never will i when she was up
in the cut
swinging that butt like glacier and here only wrap the men's that rock the fly
yeah brand name wearing a
champagne waving jewels on the neck like a stashy crepe ain't no saving she'll
do now spin
you do the lending she'll do the bending straight machine bending it's money
for two
shopping sprees get her on knees hit her with the keys to your crib you acting
funny come on one day
if i'm counting out your money from the wetlands all the way to your parlor if
you broke she's spittin
if you're rich she might swallow for ends some people would rob their mother
for ends rats they snitch on one another for ends
and sometimes kids get murdered for ends so before we go any further on my
hands
i knew these two homeboys made a lot of noise making money when the black kids
were on the jock and they
were tougher than leather like a rev and run and dmc they were toting guns and
holding weight going
outstate stacking mad chips and pushing fair whips fly jewels and clothes but
got no job then one disappeared and one got robbed for
all hands some people would grab their mother for ends
rats they snatch on one another for ends and sometimes kids get murdered for
ends
so before we go any further on my hands i said i want my hands
some people would grab my hands some people would grab their mother for ends
some people would grab their mother for ends
rats they snatch on one another for ends
and sometimes kids get murdered for ends
and sometimes kids get murdered for ends
Glorious. Absolutely glorious. Yeah, I never heard that acoustic version before.
I don't think I pull it out a lot because that midsection where I go, I feel
like it just loses something when I go to the bridge without like an accompanist,
but it sounded all right right there.