Name: Joe Rogan Experience #464 - Robert Greene, Aubrey Marcus
Uploaded: 2014-03-05T08:11:30.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #464 - Robert Greene, Aubrey Marcus' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-03-05. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #464 - Robert Greene, Aubrey Marcus

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oh good googly moogly i took alphabrain with dinner and uh i went to bed about
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paula dean wrestling dreams i was wrestling paula dream paula dean on a
psychedelic rainbow it was the
most bizarre shit there were skateboards involved and it was the the dreams
even if alpha you're gonna
get an animation of that now you realize that you just birthed that into the
ether one can only hope
if uh even if alpha brain didn't it didn't enhance your cognitive function
which it does and now it's
been clinically proven to do so it's worth taking just for the fucking dreams
man um i believe it's
choline is it choline that causes acetylcholine helps regulate the rem state in
your sleep and rem
state is the dream state so the more acetylcholine you have generally the
longer and deeper your rem
state's going to be so the crazier your dreams can get so whether or not you
even want to take
alpha brain double up on that acetylcholine and uh go for a fucking wild ride
and it's a safe ride
folks okay you're not going to die you might think you're going to die but i'm
pretty sure you can't
die in your dreams has that ever been proven can't die in your dreams right you
just wake up
that works i don't know if that's a fact yeah how would anybody ever know yeah
because you could lie
about it i died in my dream yeah people would be like well the fucking but if
you die nobody would
ever know well usually the adrenaline of the pre-death moment usually wakes you
up i think
yeah you know you're like yeah yeah yeah the other thing i found with alpha
brain that's really
interesting is that lucid dreams are much more they're much more durable like i've
always found
that whatever i've never taken any lucid dream uh courses i've never read any
books on lucid dreams
apparently there's a lot of strategies that you can use and one of them i've
done that i saw in one of
those silly movies like the secret one of those movies what the rabbit hole or
one of what the
bleep do we know i think it was where a guy was saying go to every door that
you walk through and
before you walk through it knock on the wall and say am i dreaming and do it as
a habit so that every
time you go through a door you go am i dreaming one time i did it in my dream
and it was like
oh fuck i'm dreaming and so uh i really did wake up in the middle of a dream
and it was but it was
very very durable it was really interesting yeah you can stay in it and play
with it and see what
see where you can take it yeah that's not normal no usually i go oh my god i'm
dreaming point and i
wake up and then it's gone party's over yeah instantly like i've had a few
where i was flying
for like 15 seconds or something like that but uh the alpha brain dream how
long does it take
for you to turn a lucid dream into sex oh instantly instantly i find someone
and just start a rape fest
you know in the dreams they all want to fuck which is weird
it's your mind it's my dreams uh very exciting since you've been here last we
were finally able
to publish some of the uh the first of uh a series of clinical tests and the
first one on alpha
brain so tell some people about that because it's pretty exciting yeah we did a
pilot study just to
kind of prove the concept with the boston center for memory and uh double blind
placebo controlled study
people took two alpha brain pills which was kind of hard to figure out because
we did a survey and
a lot of people take three but the majority still take two i take four some
people take one a few
savages take four i can't get hurt by you and aj hawk take four fuck yeah a few
savages take four
so we went with two and uh you know and did a study testing a bunch of
cognitive markers and even with
the small sample size we had 17 people total go through we're able to achieve
statistical significance
in a couple key tests uh stroop inhibition tests executive cognitive
functioning um you know some
verbal memory tests so some really good indications that the alpha brain is you
know having the desired
effect that you know all the people who take it and you know everybody who
likes it has been talking
about now we have some some science to back it up so we're currently in a
follow-up study with about 80
patients that's uh halfway through right now it's kind of a rolling enrollment
and uh so hopefully we'll get
some of that data at least to us by the summer and then you know look at the
publication and presentation
schedule but they're stoked i actually found out after the results came out
that they didn't expect
it to work not the people who are doing it they're like whoa oh shit this
really worked well for folks
who don't know before we did any studies on on it there have been studies done
on the individual
individual ingredients yeah of uh alpha brain and that's something like people
go there's no
no fucking this is snake oil it's not at all snake oil the the the concept
behind alpha brain was just
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ingredients the individual
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