Name: Joe Rogan Experience #474 - Hannibal Buress
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #474 - Hannibal Buress' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-03-26. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #474 - Hannibal Buress

I know okay I like to leave people in suspense what's up fuckers hey this
episode of the Joe
Rogan Experience is brought to you by Nature Box do you hear that munching in
the background
that is the hilarious Hannibal Buress eating some Nature Box and it is yummy it's
pretty it's pretty
good I'm not even getting paid for this it's Burris uh sour cream and onion
almonds yeah
I get all the gluten-free ones and I try to get the the healthiest version they
have healthy up to
nah kind of sketchy healthy but delicious all delicious like pretzels you can't
really make
pretzels healthy sorry folks that's not really possible it's made out of bread
unless you come
up with some rice pretzels anyway point is what they do have is delicious the
blueberry almonds you
got to try that shit that's my favorite my second favorite is these dark cocoa
almonds god damn those
are good whoo the products are all natural they combine a much higher quality
ingredient than a
typical vending machine ingredients makes them healthier they have a hundred
snacks to choose
from so if you're looking for something that like if you have certain dietary
needs like you're gluten
free low sugar content stuff like that they have that too whenever possible
they also try to use non
GMO food as well you know GMO food is a very hot topic you want to say you're
organic and GMO no one
knows what either one of those things mean you know it's just a lot of
genetically modified food folks
essentially all almost all corn you eat almost all wheat you eat is genetically
modified especially
wheat since like the 1950s they changed the shit that's why people are so
gluten intolerant but GMO
really genetically modified like in a fucking lab that's the new shit yeah you
know we're scared you
really know food Joe and a little bit of food Hannibal breast just a little bit
anyway no high fructose corn
syrup no partially hydrogenated oils no trans fats no artificial sweeteners no
artificial flavors no
artificial color so they make their shit as healthy as possible and still yummy
I think it's a good
balance between you know eating raw kale which I do a lot of and having these
delicious cocoa almonds
so anyway nature box dot com we support them they they support the podcast and
uh I enjoy them and if
you go to nature box dot com slash rogan you will get 50 percent off your first
box that's a pretty
sweet deal bitches 50 percent half off your first box go to nature box dot com
forward slash rogan and free
shipping anywhere in the u.s so nature box is busting up the vending machines
monopoly on your midday hunger
that's obviously someone else wrote that not me you tell the difference slacking
a certain something
anyway nature box dot com forward slash rogan go there enjoy it we're also
brought to you by on it dot com
that's o-n-n-i-t makers of alpha brain shroom tech new mood all controversial
nootropics and performance
enhancing drugs that are legal um what what is alpha brain uh if you've never
heard of it before alpha
brain is what's called a nootropic and google that word n-o-o-tropic and what
it is is essentially
nutrients that give your brain the building blocks it needs to produce human
neurotransmitters it's
very complicated stuff i was actually yeah it was actually first formulated i
think paracetam was one
of the first and it was in the 1960s they figured this out they figured out
that it changes your levels
of acetylcholine acetylcholine enhances memory for me the big one what it does
best is allows me to pull
up words like i feel like it allows me to form sentences more freely and you
know there's actually
been scientific studies done on it both in individual ingredients and there's
recently been a clinical
trial on alpha brain all the all the lab results are all posted at on it dot
com uh if you go to alpha
brain you click on that link you can you can read the clinical results we did
one study we got positive
results especially on memory and uh execution i'd be able to be able to execute
tasks and think about
things and so like what i'm saying with with formulating sentences like there's
a direct
effect between how you can formulate sentences and how much nutrition you've
had i mean it just makes
sense i mean do you feel better when you have more nutrition of course you do
if you feel better
probably your brain feels better too that's the idea behind the alpha brain
very controversial so with
all controversial ingredients all the controversial uh supplements that we sell
it on it we have a 100
money-back guarantee you don't have to return the pills the first 30 pills you
buy first bottle you have 90 days
try it if you say it sucks you get your money back it's that simple and the
idea being that we're
only selling you some that we know works there's scientific data behind it i
use it
aubry who's uh my partner and ceo of on it he uses it a ton of athletes use it
including bode miller
aj hawk dudes who know their body very well you got your own supplements man
fuck yes i'm branching out you know what i'm doing hannibal barress i'm out
there trying to
trying to spread everything that i learn if i find interesting shit i try to i
try to sell it
the way to do it that's it's like ethical economics anyway on it.com use the
code word rogan save 10
off any and all supplements uh that does not apply to strength and conditioning
equipment that's just all
expensive we're selling cannonballs and shipping them through the mail so uh go
there enjoy hannibal
breasts is here young jamie cue the music
oh you fucked up son itunes froze itunes froze don't be blaming itunes man
it's this fucking computer from the 1990s that i have here we go
the joe rogan experience now people get to see all the stupid
shit that's on the list there
ladies and gentlemen what the fuck hannibal barress is here ladies and
gentlemen
what's up i like uh i like meeting a dude who i i only know you by your comedy
i actually bought your
comedy i listened to it on the way home from irvine and laughed my ass off and
then meeting you and just
within minutes we're talking on the air yeah i like that that's the best way to
do it that's the best
way to do it yeah thanks for having me hey thanks for doing it man i'm excited
uh that you have products
and stuff that's good to branch out dude well it's all that i'm interested in
yeah just try to get in
but i i i try to keep myself interested i think right i feel different when i
get excited about
something yeah like a new exercise or a new hobby i'm trying or anything i get
excited when i'm in a new so i try
to spread that yeah as much as i can because i try to think i want to get into
other aspects of
business and that's cool that you've done stuff that that you're interested in
because i like
comedy i talk about this in my i like comedy but i understand that it's fleeting
so if everything
in comedy went away from you got supplements and yeah but i don't think comedy's
fleeting you really
think i think it's like one of the least fleeting things ever leading but i'm
just saying it needs
maintenance that it needs maintenance but thing is in the business like i'm
talking about where
you know stuff might be going well but then uh you're not working as much
anymore i got a theory
about that what's that i think that's in the past really yeah i don't think
that's going to happen
anymore i think guys would go away because they wouldn't get gigs anymore they
wouldn't get television
shows they wouldn't get all these things yeah but now everybody promotes
themselves they'll everybody
has a twitter account everybody has a website everybody when you get fans now
they know where
they can find you yeah it used to be if you weren't on television wait where
did he go where's this
guy where'd he go he vanished you can't just go to his facebook page and read a
blog that he wrote
today that's fucking hilarious yeah you know you can't go and watch a youtube
clip that he
made when he was around his backyard with his dog yeah that's hilarious all
that is new oh
you know i don't confident i'm totally 100 confident that's confident you're
going anywhere hannibal
barress but the top son thank you you're talented and then you've inspired me
to get my tiny bottles of
lotion for hotels business going because that's what i'm passionate about i'm
passionate about tiny bottles
of lotion and that seems like a stable business people use it i want to get in
that yeah people do use it
you know someone's got to be selling them that yeah it's a good point i want to
get into that you
have some better smelling stuff better smelling stuff and maybe some jokes on
the lotion that's a good
idea snapple style with lotion no idea not too funny though you don't want to
do jerking off with your
lotion and cracking up no yeah not that type of stuff lose your rhythm yeah you
don't want to use
in the middle of it you don't lose your stroke yeah when a dude loses his
stroke when you go limp while
jerking off man those are tough times like getting it up again while you're jerking
off well that's
just a lot of work you just got but that's just if you focused if you really if
you're really about
making it to your goal then you just power through that's really what it is it
seems frivolous but it's
really just an exercise in achieving your goals yeah fall down nine times get
up nine times why do
they say they say get up 10. they say get up 10. what the are you talking about
because they're idiots
because people who fall down a lot get brain damage you fall down a lot you
hurt your head
you can't just fall down nine times you're gonna get up man little kids fall
down they hurt themselves
well you're a grown man you're gonna fall down nine times you're not gonna
break something why are you
falling so what's up with your balance are you getting tackled or you just
straight up falling
you got a bum knee son you got your ankle weak you got a weak foot yeah people
gotta get it together
fall down nine times get up ten what are you saying yeah how does that even
work it doesn't i don't
know i guess get up in the morning you count that one count they're counting
getting up in the morning
that's what they're counting well you can't count that because you're gonna
count lying down in bed
then too that's falling down yeah they gave up you went to sleep yeah man so
basically what i'm
saying is is that old dwayne wade commercial that's why i came here thank you i'm
glad you're here man
to promote nature box and say that stupid commercial yeah congrats to nature
box
that's congrats to them because this is this is pretty new company right or is
it yeah i think so
i honestly don't know too much about them other than their stuff tastes good
but yeah i mean i know
it's cheesy and you know old you know philosophical quote but this was an idea
and is now it's good and
it's here yeah yeah i like when anybody comes up with anything that's a good
idea yeah it's interesting
it's interesting to see new companies sprout out because the internet too like
there's businesses now
you could have never had it like today if you ever want an excuse to start your
own business today's the
fuck like here's company vehement knives they make they make homemade knives
they sent me they made me
a knife yeah beautiful handcrafted knife like they sent me a video of how they
made it right it's like
it's beautiful handcrafted artisanship you know i mean i didn't really need a
knife but it's cool as
fuck that somebody would do that and it's cool as fuck that these guys who are
listening to the podcast
their podcast listeners they came up with an idea for company and they started
doing it and now it's their
that's their job that's their business they don't have to work for anybody that's
awesome making your
own shit making making knives or whatever making old record players who knows
the fuck you want to
make what are you gonna do with that knife that knife just like sit it's gonna
sit around my house and
look cool around out yeah