Name: Joe Rogan Experience #478 - Eddie Bravo
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #478 - Eddie Bravo' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-03-31. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #478 - Eddie Bravo

hey fucking freaks what's happening i should probably tweet i fucked up i
forgot to tweet
this so i'll tweet while i'm doing it i like how you do that i like how you're
man we got to get better shit at my podcast what do you mean you guys got the
screens anything that
you're talking about jamie's really quick man he's on it like anything that you're
talking about
he's already got some visuals and some cutaways that's huge it is to be that
quick god damn that's
that's some serious production value right there thank you it's important to
have if you want to
talk some shit i don't have that that's what sucks i do not i we can hook you
up yeah yeah you know
what i need to step it up we'll make we'll talk after the show we'll figure out
how to do it you
got all the good cameras and shit you went from the uh you you guys like right
now we're at the
webcam cameras you know they're 90 90 bucks each right i cam or something like
that that's what all
the low budget podcasts like when i do that we had in the beginning remember
yes but look at what you
got now shit they're just cameras man but those are like 400 500 each they're
probably something
like that yeah look at you they're not cheap yeah well we just the setup it
looks cool too it looks
cool and now wait a minute are you this is what my suggestion are we on yeah oh
my suggestion
i think it'd be cool you got you you should start um not just getting one shot
of joe have like four
camera shots all right this is not something to talk about this is gross would
it be cool no you need
more on my face bro there's only one angle you got one angle me people are
tired of looking at that
angle we're gonna mix it up and i want i want a makeup lady i did a podcast
recently they had a
makeup person i'm not joking there's their cameras they had a makeup person i
said i don't even wear
makeup for work for tv i don't work makeup like what you can't put makeup on me
like we're just
gonna put some anti-shine i'm like get the fuck out of here are you crazy for a
podcast
you're out of your mind but that you know that's production value that's what
they do well they're
doing a television show you add a fucking plate of carrots and celery shit you
add that then like
slowly you're creeping to that television the television status yeah well i
think that's what
they're trying to do this podcast they're little granola bars the cheap ones
man nature's made
granola apple and oats like that's the worst one ever we have this new uh
sponsor we have these
things around all the time oh shit you haven't seen it nature box is this uh
our new sponsor that's um
they they send you healthy snacks through the mail um nature box uh i there was
a bunch of people
that were complaining on my website they're like that shit's not healthy it's
pretzels the deal with
nature boxes you can go from you know better for you than your standard vending
food like you know
you're dealing with if you're you know standard vending food what you don't
have to deal with
with nature boxes no high fructose corn syrup no partially hydrogenated oils no
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artificial sweeteners no artificial flavors no artificial colors like just that
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statement alone to me that that gives me ease i i feel better about whatever
fucking snack i'm eating
and they also if you have like any dietary needs like gluten-free like i try to
eat gluten-free
as much as possible so they send me a bunch of gluten-free shit um they can do
low sugar shit um
not shit i'm saying shit it's really good shit it's good stuff big island pineapples
delicious and
there's this blueberry almonds they have oh my god they're so good and um you
can get like like stuff
like that very healthy not bad for you at all it's when you get you know into
the pretzel area what are
you dealing with man you're dealing with dough dough is never really healthy
but uh it's yummy as fuck
and they have an awesome selection over a hundred snacks to choose from and
like i said if you have
certain dietary needs uh they can hook it up we enjoy it we eat it here in the
podcast and we want you to
enjoy it as well so go to naturebox.com slash rogan that's naturebox.com slash
rogan and you can save
50 off your first box i love the fact that people uh podcast listeners get
fucking upset by shit
pretzels are not fucking that's not healthy i i like it i like it i do i mean
it's a little picky
but i get it it's good it's good to be picky like that healthy snacks they're
good nothing wrong with
that they also have this uh pistachio thing i forget what it's called like a
pistachio cluster
god damn it's yummy anyway naturebox.com forward slash rogan you will get 50
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that's probably better right all right those alpha brains are starting to take
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uh this thursday night i am in miami bitch i'm going to be at the uh film war
uh the jackie
gleason theater at the film war and i'm with the great tony hinchcliffe so i'm
looking forward to
that thursday miami people it should be a um uh it's part of the south beach
south beach comedy
festival it should be really fun and um uh thanks everybody that came out this
weekend as well to um
uh to the comedy magic club and i'm gonna definitely start doing more of those
i'll be doing those on a
regular basis now now that jay leno's not doing the tonight show anymore that
used to be his spot the
sunday spot so they're giving them to a bunch of different comics so i love
that place and i'll be
there on a regular basis as well as the ice house boom schlock lock boom and
without that no further
ado boom hit the music young jamie all right where to even begin with this one
um you think it'd be cool
to 