Name: "Ban Bossy" with Jim Jefferies (from Joe Rogan Experience #473)
Uploaded: 2014-04-04T19:22:01.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video '"Ban Bossy" with Jim Jefferies (from Joe Rogan Experience #473)' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-04-04. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video '"Ban Bossy" with Jim Jefferies (from Joe Rogan Experience #473)' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-04-04. Transcript available.

The Joe Rogan experience.
What do you think about this whole banning bossy?
It's retarded.
Stupid, isn't it?
It's never going to work.
It makes me angry.
It makes me angry that you're pretending someone's feelings are hurt
because of the word bossy.
Also, they're trying to say that the word bossy means leadership.
It doesn't.
Like, I have a few nieces, and I won't say which of them.
One of them's a bit bossy.
And when I mean bossy, it's not like she goes,
okay, you sit over here, we're playing this game.
She's like, don't touch that.
That's my toy.
She's just a bit of a cunt.
Yeah.
They don't like cunty, so they're trying to get rid of bossy,
which is a substitute for cunty.
They're trying to remove themselves from criticism.
Anybody who's coming up with that,
they're either trying to silence free speech,
or they're trying to remove what they think is criticism
they've faced many times.
And it's, you know, a lot of them, like, where's it coming from?
Most likely feminists.
Well, what are a lot of feminists?
A lot of feminists are very strong women
who like being able to tell people what the fuck to do.
And what would be a criticism of that?
Well, she's a cunt, she's cunty, she's bossy.
Yeah.
Those are, they're all in line with what people don't like.
I will ban bossy.
Get the fuck out of here.
Yeah, freedom of speech, you can't ban bossy.
It's the dumbest fucking thing ever.
On their advert or the program, the woman was there going,
do you know that men own 99% of the world's property, right?
And then I thought about it.
Do you know 95% of the homeless are also men?
Yeah.
There's plenty of bossy bitches kicking cunts out of their houses.
You know, living rent free.
I know, they keep on going, oh, you're banned bossy,
you won't get women that are head of corporations.
Most bossy women that I have known in my life don't have jobs.
Yeah.
And probably would never get to the head of a corporation
because that requires a lot of people skills.
It's not like they've been held back by us going bossy.
I'm there paying the rent and they're still fucking bossing me around.
You know, it doesn't feel like...
Yeah.
No, the idea is ridiculous.
The idea that all these women want to be the head of corporations
is ridiculous too.
A lot of women don't want those jobs either.
They're not working towards those jobs.
The idea that they're completely banned from those jobs.
There are women out there who run corporations.
Is it fair?
I'm not saying it is.
But there's a lot of shit that's not fair.
Life is not fair.
There's a good chance we'll have a female president next.
It's possible.
Yeah, yeah.
There's just very different characteristics that men have and women have.
There's very different personalities,
almost inherent to having testosterone and a dick
that you don't have when you have a vagina.
Also, with a woman, and this is nothing against women,
when they have a kid,
I'm not saying because they take nine months out of the workplace,
although that's probably a problem, but I don't give a fuck.
When they have a kid, their mind does change a little bit.
They become less career-driven.
A lot of them, not all of them.
Yeah.
But they do start going,
I want to spend time with this,
and then a man has to step up a little bit more
and work a bit hard.
I sometimes begrudge the amount I have to go on the road
and be away from my kids so I can support the family.
You know, I feel like I miss out on something there.
I'd rather be home all the time with him.
Right.
I know exactly what you mean.
Yeah.
I think everyone has a role,
and that everyone's role is different depending on the relationship,
depending on where you are in life,
depending on everything.
But the idea that it should be even for men and women is ridiculous.
The idea that anything should be even is ridiculous.
Yeah.
The only thing you should ask is for no discrimination.
Yeah.
No discrimination and that someone would be,
they would be promoted based entirely on how well they do what they do.
Who's right for your job?
Yeah, but the idea that there should be an equal amount of men
and an equal amount of women in the same position,
I don't buy that.
It doesn't make any sense to me
because there's a lot of jobs that men do better than women
and a lot of jobs that women do better than men.
It's just a fact.
And they've got Beyonce and Condoleezza Rice
and who is the other bird they've got?
Julia Gardner is on the campaign as well.
And then Beyonce's there going,
I'm not bossy, but I am the boss.
I'm the queen.
What is it with black women?
And wanting to be the queen, Queen Latifah.
How about men?
The queen of the night.
Men are always the king.
Black men, like there's a lot of fighters that call themselves king.
Black or white men will call themselves the king of the castle.
I am the king of my home.
That's a universal male thing.
We want to be the king.
Black women want to be queens
and white chicks want to be princesses.
That's true.
Right?
They don't even want to be queens.
They want to be the child.
The only white chick that wants to be the queen
is the queen.
That's probably it, right?
Every time you meet a girl,
it's like, I'm a princess.
Because they want to be taken care of.
And black chicks are like,
I want to fucking own you, cunt.
I'm the queen.
Well, that was the thing that black men,
like there was a big thing they used to say.
It was that we used to be kings.
You know, black men used to be kings.
You know, before we were slaves, we were kings.
You can't have that many kings.
That's because in Africa,
they only had little villages
and they didn't travel very far.
It was easy to be a king
when the population was 10.
And it was you in the other hut
and you're like,
I'm queen,
Muvusu or whatever.
And fucking,
you go out with your spear
and you think,
I'm the king of this little...
Because still now,
they've got guys that are driving taxis
in the UK
who's like,
I'm Prince Adu-ba-ba-ba-boo.
Right?
And you're like,
I'm fourth in line for the throne.
And there's so many fucking kings over there.
That's hilarious.
And it's so true
if you really stop and think about it.
Like,
the amount of people,
that's probably directly in line
when we were talking about
when we were talking about being famous.
That you don't want to be the king
of a place that's too big.
Yeah.
You know,
like you don't want to be the...
You don't want to be the head of Rome.
There's too much shit going on.
You're in all these other countries.
A lot of people to overthrow you.
Too much stress.
Everybody's looking to kill you
all the time.
But if you're the king
of a fucking small village,
like,
you're probably doing pretty good.
You get all the fish.
You're good.
You got,
you know,
ten wives
or whatever the hell you need.
You get golden.
You get ten wives.
Occasionally,
you can go over to a guy's house
and just take a goat.
Yeah,
it's a tribute.
He has to pay.
But if you're like
the head of England,
God damn,
there's a lot of pressure on you.
Well,
King Ralph.
Yeah,
that was a good film.
You know what I like about King Ralph?
King Ralph is a movie
where you know
they've worked backwards.
They've gone,
all right,
this is the prep.
Because you've come up with movie ideas.
Whenever you come up with movie ideas,
you think of just the broad strokes.
So someone's gone,
okay,
an American guy
is the king of England
and he's a slob
and he likes ten pin bowling.
All right,
that's what I've got.
And then another guy's gone,
how do we get rid of the royal family?
I'm thinking,
all right?
And then one of them's gone,
I've got it.
They're all standing in a puddle
and get electrocuted.
They're all still,
they take a photo
of the entire royal family at once.
They're standing in a bit of water.
The camera goes,
falls over,
light falls into the puddle
and they all get electrified to death.
Electrified?
Electricuted.
And then,
obviously,
they go through all the family.
They can't find a single relative
until they find a fat guy from Milwaukee
called Ralph.
I don't know if he's from Milwaukee.
It sounds like he was.
King Ralph.