Name: Joe Rogan Experience #489 - Liam & Dylan Resnekov
Uploaded: 2014-04-22T04:45:37.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #489 - Liam & Dylan Resnekov' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-04-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #489 - Liam & Dylan Resnekov' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-04-22. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #489 - Liam & Dylan Resnekov

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yeah
dylan and liam reznikov am i saying it correctly that's right uh liam uh is a
guy from the underground
from mixed martial arts.com we've been uh online friends that's how you say it
online correspondence
yeah well there's a brotherhood uh on the the underground that's uh it's one of
the most
interesting mixed martial arts websites uh in the world i think it's the best
one as far as uh access
to information and um you're the guy who put up the the helio gracie chronicles
too right i can't
comment on that because at the time i was a btt guy and now i'm a holo gracie
guy we're gonna have
to move these things the um how are you gonna set these up so they could see uh
we could see your faces
better yeah scoot over a little bit that way that way that way it's not uh in
liam's face
um and um so liam uh put the you get in trouble for that did you get in trouble
for that there was
a guy with a similar name to me who put them up i think oh okay okay cool
whatever whatever
it totally wasn't you oh yeah right absolutely anyway um recently uh you put up
uh uh an
attention joe rogan thread which will they those things go up every now and
then on the
underground it's usually like you suck your mother's a whore or something like
that i didn't
want to enable anybody by doing that you know but i thought you know we're
coming through america and
you know we're coming to l.a so he's got a cool talk right into this oh sorry
he's bringing around
you i didn't want to enable anybody so you know they're going to come out of
the woodworks the
weirdos now but they come out anywhere there's no way you can stop them they're
sitting at the
table with you now yeah it's the internet so um you you contacted me and uh i'd
seen you online i know
that you uh you run a gym in sydney yes yes what's the name of your gym vt1
academy in sydney and vt1
is uh mma you teach muay thai there you guys have pretty much all mixed martial
arts yeah yeah it's
kind of like a white collar academy with some ufc fighters that sort of thing
so it's a good place
for regular folks to train yeah oh we start in the scout hall and we've kind of
it just keeps moving
forward and we've ended up with a big academy by mistake yeah well that's the
best way to do
everything just follow what you love and it all happens absolutely by mistake
and so you put this
thread up about you and your brother dylan being in town your brother dylan
being a former championship
kickboxer former professional motorcycle racer and just the beginning of the
the thread was so crazy
because you were a motorcycle racer who stopped doing motorcycle racing because
you had too many
concussions so what are you going to you're going to tie boxing what what is
and