Name: "The Winnipeg Bombing" with Tom Segura (form Joe Rogan Experience #428)
Uploaded: 2014-04-24T19:52:50.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video '"The Winnipeg Bombing" with Tom Segura (form Joe Rogan Experience #428)' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-04-24. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video '"The Winnipeg Bombing" with Tom Segura (form Joe Rogan Experience #428)' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-04-24. Transcript available.

the joe rogan experience give me that shit did you uh did you check out my um
special bombing
episode that i aired no you told me about it we were talking about it before
the podcast and we
it's funny we're almost three hours in we were gonna really mention it or two
hours in um what
the fuck happened you were up in uh winnipeg i was up in winnipeg i was um
doing this club that
i've done many times called rumors it's an old club it's a good club and it was
a saturday night
and instead of like regular comedy club crowd it happened to be like private
event people like
a group of 80 was doing their corporate party you know i mean so it wasn't like
it wasn't
individuals buying one and two tickets right it's just a giant group giant
groups there was like three
groups one was like 80 one was 60 so you don't like it's more like you're doing
a corporate like
you're doing a private event you know and i talk i break it down if you if you
want to listen to
it's episode 172 of your mom's house and i play the audio from this thing
falling off the rails and i
mean it is like there was a lady who worked at the club she's been there 20
years and she told me
i've never seen shit like that even close to that before what happened it was i
mean
i think it's like a a combination of things happening to make it fall apart
that way
basically i went up there i had one guy in the front row who i fucking you know
when you just hate
somebody and you fixate on them because like this one guy who was like kind of
mumbling talking tagging
my everything i said oh no you know he's like yeah i bet you'd like that and
you're like what what did
you just say i said i said so one of those guys who i fucking absolutely lost
my shit i didn't lose my
shit on them but i kind of tried to straighten them out and then there was one
of the groups one of the
groups of like 50 50 60 people was like being super loud and like the first
like really talking loud and
i went to talk to them they were kind of like just like kind of shitty about it
and the thing is like
it's different when you when you do a regular show and you let's say you go
after somebody or you go
after a table you're just working on five people maybe right a group that like
but then everybody else in
that room has nothing to do with them right in this case it was more like mob
mentality where when i was
like hey go yourself then the group is like you're talking to us yeah not you're
not just talking to
them you're talking to my group of 80. so then it was like no you like but in
in unison
there's all of them and then it just went then i tried to put it back on the
rails which i was like
i'm sure i can i've done this a thousand times let me put this back together
you man like it was like they were yelling at you dude they were booing in unison
for like 15 20 minutes the 80 people at this point it was more than their group
so it was probably 200
people doing that oh my god yeah so it was their group and then other groups
chimed in so yeah
booing you too unrelated groups yes yes whoa it was pretty crazy and then they're
like bring back the
i had a black feature act like bring back the black guy like screaming that
screaming it man and it went
wow and i here's the thing i resigned to the fact that it was so crazy it was
less emotional i and i
talk about this on that episode then your standard bombing when you're bombing
an irregular bombing where
it's just not going your way and you start to sweat and you're like man this
sucks right chewing dicks
up here but like and that and that like emotionally affects you this was
different in that i felt like
their response to me was so outrageous like i felt like it was unwarranted how
upset they were
that it affected me less like i was just standing up there i was like all right
guys here you ready
for some more jokes as they're booing me you know like not as i wasn't as flustered
as i've been
during a real bomb yes so you were just dealing with a giant group of cunts yes
a school of cunts yes
swimming through your pond yeah exactly why didn't the club do something about
that that's that's the
only part i i take responsibility i i've done i try to make it clear on that on
that episode that like
i take responsibility for yelling at a guy for insulting people like i'm saying
i put it on
myself that i made things go downhill the club takes responsibility for kind of
not really policing
and they like the one part is i tried to i told a guy that he had to go i was
like you have to go
you're gone see you later and you know i've done that before sometimes you have
to do that right you're
out of here man right and then they were like the club came and talking they're
like just give him
another chance he's going to be good now and i was like i've already thrown him
out like there's no
we're not negotiating now right so the club asked to keep the guy there yes why
did they do that i don't
know but they they now realize that that was up oh like i've talked to them and
they're like that was
that was some people you can give a second chance i've most likely most of the
time i've asked clubs
to leave people alone like oh they're okay they're okay yeah yeah they're just
just don't do that again
and they'll say that i'm like yeah you can't yell out just too too confusing i've
done that a bunch
of times like he's okay right but this time though the difference was this time
i was saying get him
out get him out what was he saying to you while this was going on he was it was
the fucking he was the
mumbler the the tagger right like so we had our first interaction we had
another interaction i think
the third time i said something to him i was like what the did you say i forget
exactly what he said
and then i was like oh you're a tough guy and he's like do you want to step
outside and find out
and i was like you can go outside because you're out of here you're done get
out of my show it's my
show you're out of here and they were like what and his table he goes we all go
go great have a great
night get the out of here i don't need you here that's when the the crowd the
problem we felt like
we were discussing what happened i was talking about it with the club the guy
is that a lot of people in
that room didn't hear what he was saying right so they thought i was just
attacking a guy for no reason
right that makes sense but i still i take i was an asshole that night but that's
you know the guy was
clearly he was instigating it yeah he was a cunt he was a real cunt of a guy
and i didn't like him at
all and you know i i don't think that like like i always say i i don't have to
be like pleasing
to the different like you know i'm there doing comedy you came to see my stand-up
if you want if
you're not liking it that's cool but if you try to take over the room no well
it's not just taking
over the room it's interfering yeah it's interfering with the performance and
it's there's hundreds of
other people yeah that have to deal with the fact that you have to deal with
this guy yeah yeah it's
it's it's all in how to do it and not lose your cool and when you lose your
cool yeah so it's a
fucking it's a bad scene it's a terrible feeling too it's it's crazy and the
audio is insane i mean
you've probably not heard a bombing like that yeah it's a different it's not
like a standard bombing
i mean there's there's a lot of aggression from the crowd on it and how does it
end well the best
part the only i because i also was bummed at myself for not i was like i you
know you always look at
moments where you're like i wish i had said something funnier here right this
was an opportunity
to be funny really you know so i was like a lot of it i was like i was like uh
you know i really
they won like they they defeated me i was like but the only funny thing i'd
said was like at one point
the manager came up to the stage and he was like are you okay like he was
checking he came on stage and
was like because it was so crazy in there he's like you all right and i was
like yeah he's like do you
want to keep going i was like yeah and he's like okay so he leaves and they're
like yeah that's right
get the because they think he's telling me get off stage right and i go i go he
asked me if you guys
wanted me to bring back the other guy and they go yeah like they scream yes and
i go i told him you
guys want more of me so here i am for more jokes and they're like so they go so
crazy at that part
these are canadians too yeah they go some of the nicest people ever but in the
very end the lady
who was running the one of the private events that night like she brought her
group there she was in
tears she was crying and they brought her on stage they were like she wants to
say something and i was
like okay because my plan was just right stay here the entire time no matter
what talk about recipes
that you want to try and just don't please them yeah right she gets up there
and she's like please
i you know i've done fundraisers here like i really wanted this to be a good
night and i see like how
like she's right way affected by this please give him the respect of like some
just your your time and
like just let him talk and they're like it's too late for that like they're
going crazy oh right
and i see her like just like she's defeated it's like someone was beating her
up right you know and
i was like oh my god and i go you know what this is 35 minutes in right to what's
supposed to be
like a 50 55 minute set so there's 20 minutes to go i was like you know what um
i don't i want her to
have a fun night she like she like it affected me right she was so i was like i'll
tell you what
because you're a nice lady and blah blah i go i'll bring back the black guy so
i brought the black guy
back on stage wow and they went it was like i said ladies and gentlemen chris
chappelle yeah they went
crazy wow i was like dude it's all you he was like oh my god i can't believe
people actually like black
people here like he was so excited does he have any more material yeah yeah he
had my head his name i
should give him credit too his name is uh tricks that's his whole name yes like
silly rabbit tricks
are for kids yeah wow but i mean like you know he goes guys can pull that off
they can pull like that
off it's tri double x i think so that's on what episode of your mom's house 172
all right it's um it's
a it's a it's a it's a fun episode good for you dude for putting that audio up
that takes balls yeah
i wanted to man i was trying yeah there's tricks he did a good job man i got i
totally give him credit
cool yeah yeah that's an interesting story i'm gonna listen to that podcast