Name: "I Don't Get Chewbacca" with Bill Burr (from Joe Rogan Experience #228)
Uploaded: 2014-05-08T20:16:31.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video '"I Don't Get Chewbacca" with Bill Burr (from Joe Rogan Experience #228)' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-05-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video '"I Don't Get Chewbacca" with Bill Burr (from Joe Rogan Experience #228)' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-05-08. Transcript available.

the Joe Rogan experience I do bad shows if I'm hung over I don't like my shows
they don't feel
good they don't have the flow to them you know and I just I hate that feeling I
hate the feeling
of being on stage and it's it would be my fault if I was hung over if I was
hung over on stage
it's like it's my fault that I'm working at like three-quarter speed right now
or it's not clicking
right now like that's so well I wish I could just have one but it's not
satisfying because you have
one and then you want a hundred and then and then you drink a hundred and then
you feel like shit
and like if I just drink one like I've had one at lunch then it's like I want
to go take a nap
if I either got to keep going if I keep going I can go for like you know a good
hardcore four
or a gentleman six and then I'm done but like uh I yeah do you feel pulled to
it
no is it like golem in the ring no I just I don't know what that means I just
precious I just like
precious no no no no no yes no I like wants us to drink it's precious yes I don't
even know what
that is I don't know you didn't see the lord of the rings you didn't see the
lord of the ring I went
to one of those and it was so fucking long and every time they would they would
fade to black I'd be
like just roll the credits just roll the credits and then they would open up on
some big field and it's
just like jesus get the fucking thing back to the guy so we can get out of here
I hate I you know
what I I fucking hate all of those movies and I fucking pay people who don't
have a sense of
humor about the bullshit that they watched when they were kids like adults who
talk about star wars
like that isn't a fucking weak movie now when you watch it I mean like how it's
terrible it's
it's horrific I was making fun of the other night the other night I came home I
got I got I got free uh
free cinemax which is the greatest fucking channel ever they either with 24
hours a day they're either
showing the greatest movie ever or the worst fucking movie ever and it's all
compelling I watched like
nine movies in a row like this fucking channel is unbelievable so I ended up
flipping up uh
uh because later night they just had some sort of you know softcore porn which
is ridiculous now when
you have the internet so it just was redundant so I got off of that so I went
on to vh1 uh and and
they were playing this show metal mania and I was watching all these bands and
these videos that I
just thought were fucking sick and they're into the devil dude I was just by
the end of it I was like
like how was this better than disco like why did disco get so much shit like I'm
not talking about
like the iron maidens the metallicas but you know what I'm talking about that
middle of the
fucking ground those people with the spiked fucking gloves and all this stupid
shit and raw meat
and it was just it was horseshit it was fucking I watched it it was the dumbest
shit I have it
was embarrassing that I I mean I granted I had all of that music still on my ipod
I'm not I'm not above it
but if someone were from this generation would have come back and tell me that
music was awful and was
stupid I would laugh there's like there's no way I could defend it isn't it
weird how you look at
like if you look at music or you look at movies that's like one of the clearest
examples of like
some sort of uh evolution or progress is going on with humans because like the
the movies of the past
like so many of them are they're so clunky and the the the the style of
communicating
is so artificial it looks it's it's such a a shit you know representation of
life in comparison to a
real good movie until the 60s once they figured out you know the like just
acting on film like
those people just learning how to do it so everything was was uh gonna be not
you know
let me tell you I'm fair yeah like that type of acting had to go away with the
brandos and the
the james deans and those guys and then you had to have like the uh there's a
couple with like
there's movies back there like jack lemon the apartment well the hustler is way
ahead of its
time now the hustler anybody stanley kubrick yeah that type of shit there were
some people that
were still holds up though but the the bad movies from the 60s and the 70s you
know watch like try to
watch like jaws 3d oh yeah no that's yeah that's a bad one this is there's some
bad but they've always
had they still have movies like sure i mean oh yeah i think for sure to this
day that transformer
shit even though i didn't see it but if you see i never i never vibe with sci-fi
people like sci-fi
listeners i always get trashed by them because i just don't i just don't get
unless you don't get
sci-fi at all no if if it's like aliens like it has to be high quality like
aliens is like the
goodfellas of that side i like on like top shelf sci-fi i'm gonna be in the
blade runner uh aliens
and that type of shit but if i'm just gonna go what you know oh we're in hoth i
don't know what
the fuck that's from what is hoth is that that's a star wars thing i don't know
i don't know what
that is yeah like one of those fucking things with the action figures and shit
it's just
did you like transformers a lot of i didn't like i didn't like chewbacca you
know i didn't get
chewbacca it's like dude you're a fucking awesome guy to have around he's huge
yeah imagine you could party with bigfoot i would totally party but he should
be ripping
somebody's arms off he's shooting a gun like he's a fuck he's like he's well he's
a badass
limited he knows how to shoot guns too he'll rip your fucking arms off but he
can also shoot you from
a distance bitch he's limited oh i like chewbacca star wars i would totally
hang out with you know
what i didn't like about him he was a follower well he started he started
hanging out with all the
humans next thing you know he's sitting upright in chairs right right sipping
little juicy juices
right yeah i wonder if he can understand us could they understand him they
could speak that could
uh yeah i think it was a language but we just didn't understand it so all that
was the same
fucking thing every time not that many wookies you know it's like chewbacca and
like there's
no other famous what he was like the dodo bird isn't that weird we're gonna be
destroyed on twitter
because we are star wars knowledge sucks and you know we're gonna get this shit
forever dude there's
a million wookies there is a nation of wookies there is a federation of wookies
you know not what
you're talking about yeah but there's nothing better than just just having a a
10 percent knowledge of
of those movies criticizing them because it's just driving some kid nuts