Name: Joe Rogan Experience #498 - Aubrey Marcus
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #498 - Aubrey Marcus' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-05-12. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #498 - Aubrey Marcus

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it seems like the house of cards has fallen down on the whole cannabis uh this
this whole embargo
that has been in place in this country for almost a hundred years it's pretty
incredible that it lasted
that long and it's at about somewhere in the 85 year range from the time it was
made illegal
but uh it's slowly starting to go away and when it does go away hopefully
before it goes away even
we'll be able to buy our hemp from america right now we have to buy it from canada
it's the most
ridiculous thing ever you can grow it in canada and sell it in canada and you
can buy it and bring it
back to america but you cannot grow it in america it's so fucking dumb it's
like if you had a cousin that
was a criminal and because of it you weren't allowed to vote it's that dumb it
really is right i mean
that's like a good analogy um but the on it academy is really fascinating there's
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aubrey marcus is back from peru he was riding the wizard's tail and he's got
stories for us
uh-oh here we go hit it
at all my friends that have done drugs and almost all of them have you're uh
the most dedicated at
these return visits to exotic locations for uh mind expanding um horizon
expanding experiences
and uh you're back again i'm back do you you plan these out how far in advance
yeah this one sometimes it's a long time sometimes something just comes up and
this time was one of
those times uh mute an acquaintance who i met through actually the aboga world
he had gone down here and
done this watchuma experience which is the original way that you describe san
pedro before it got
catholicized from the missionaries who came in and freaked out that the you
know native people were
doing these ceremonies with this san pedro cactus which is what we call but it
originally comes from this
four thousand year old recipe from the shavin people which was like the peak of
pre-andian consciousness
and so i heard about these ceremonies going on and i hadn't had any experience
with that medicine
and i was like fuck it i'm in you know i gotta explore this see what this is
like see what this
unique tool is good for so san pedro uh is peyote peyote is masculine peyote is
a different cactus
really yeah so peyote is a different cactus um similarly related in mechanism
of action
but it's a little bit sterner it's a little bit harsher they describe the
difference you know if one's
gonna whack you on the head peyote is more of a hammer and san pedro is more of
a heavy feather yeah
exactly like a heavy feather but uh but it can be pretty intense work too as i'll
describe but um
yeah slightly different cactuses and uh obviously the peyote came up through
the north american tradition
more frequently and then the san pedro huachuma uh was carried on through the
south american tradition
wow so um this place that you're going to in peru um is this uh like a center
is this an organized
regular place that people go to i didn't know that there was these there's
these places online that
are like yelp for ayahuasca retreats and they rate them with stars i mean it's
so bizarre someone
sent me a tweet saying you know uh something about uh because of your spreading
the word you know look at
all these different things that are out there so i click on the link i'm like
all right what is this
and it's like fucking 50 different ayahuasca retreats that all have websites
yeah and they're all
yelped and reviewed and five star four star it's fucking crazy gotta be can you
you need these kind of
review systems especially if they're of integrity because this is pretty
powerful medicine you're dealing
with you know internal processes that are very intense ayahuasca alone is a
very powerful maoi
which can interact with a lot of things with your health but it's also dealing
with you know very
deep spiritual you know issues traumas that you may have things like that so
getting a really good
shaman a real master is so key so having good review systems and and really
even better is knowing
people that have been there talking to people from experience and and finding
them that way because
there's they're popping up just to make money and just because you're a shaman
and just because you have
ayahuasca doesn't mean you have any integrity at all yeah amber line was
telling us about a shaman that
was feeling her up yep yep then there's all kinds of crazy stories like that i
mean shamans just
charge the money give you the brew which is a brew maybe they didn't even make
it themselves they just
bought it in a market maybe they put a bunch of toei which is datura in there
and so you're getting
more of like that batman one hallucination instead of the instead of like a
really powerful dmt experience
it's a lot of things that are that are going on there that are not great but if
you get to a real
ayahuasca and a real center with really good medicine obviously as i've
described in previous
journeys it can be incredibly powerful so this is your newest your latest you're
just back from it
yeah you just returned how long ago a week a week ago yeah how fucked up were
you as as fucked up in
the most beautiful way possible i mean this to me this was this was the one
this is the one this was
the one this was the single greatest thing for me that i've done and i've done
you know i've told all
these stories the ayahuasca the aboga riding the back of a dragon seeing the flotillas
of snakes
popping into the eighth dimension doing you know exploring this advent calendar
of past souls on
aboga all of these crazy stories nothing was as dramatically positively
impactful as this experience
down there and it was a combination not only of the medicine but of the
integrity of the place and
of course being held by gandalf the white wizard himself which was something i
was surprised at
you know i expected him i didn't have any expectations really and i was really
just blown
away by what they what do you mean by gandalf the white wizard himself like you
actually met gandalf
if there was a gandalf like if that myth i hung out with him for eight days and
he's my he's my homeboy
so so is this something now i'm not i'm not sure if you're joking around like
like did you actually
have hallucinations that you were hanging out with gandalf no no just
describing that kind of
benevolent friendly slightly humorous archetype someone who has access to great
power but can
just sit around and and uh you know smoke a pipe with you and tell stories or
when he's timed for
work you know he can step up and do some pretty amazing things this is all kind
of probably get
through and into the story but um just really follows that