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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #503 - Sam Tripoli' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-05-21. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #503 - Sam Tripoli

Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, suck upon it, this episode of the podcast, see,
didn't
say it, already took my alpha brain, I'm Brody Stevens, I took on the Brody
Stevens
cadence, a lot of people do, already took my alpha brain, 818, I need to hang
around
him more, I used to be able to do a good Brody imitation, but it's gotten very
generic
now, I've lost the tone, you know, I still have Joe Diaz in my arsenal, but I've
lost
the Brody tone, I need to be around him, I need to see him, I need to feel him,
yes,
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not capable of that, I'm sure Jamie can do that as well, me, not so much, I'll
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they're not evil, you know? I mean, you think about it, like the coder guys
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Can you create a Naughty Show logo
while I do the Onix commercial? All right, well, John, Brian's going to do that
just to show you how to...
Can you make a punch drunk sports one? Fuck yeah, you can do that too. Well,
you should probably pay him
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use the code word JOE. Save yourself some motherfucking money. Yeah. Yeah. We're
also brought to you by
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can make things better.
What do I mean by that? What Onnit is, is what we call a human optimization
website. And what we sell
is shit like AlphaBrain, which does work. How do I prove it, Joe? I took one, I
took four. I take
four. I'm fucking crazy. I'm an excessive person. Because you got a brain, you
got a big brain. I feel
like there's nothing in there toxic. I'm going to let this bitch ride. What are
you afraid of? Not
afraid of much, but I'm definitely not afraid of taking four AlphaBrains for a
show. What is
AlphaBrain? AlphaBrain is a nootropic. And if you don't know what nootropic is,
I suggest you Google
it. Google all the people that say that vitamins don't work. Google all the
people that say nootropics
do work. Vitamins, nootropics, nutrition. There's so many contradicting
opinions when it comes to
health and wellness. I am no expert. I have talked to a fuckload of experts
though. And we've been
very fortunate to have some experts on the podcast, experts like Dr. Rhonda
Patrick, experts that
actually understand nutrition. So it's a very complicated thing. And there's a
lot of like,
you'll read on one website, this is going to kill you. And then another website,
this is essential.
One website says this prevents cancer. Believe in yourself logos being created
right now while we're
doing this. Hot males? Yeah, it's the black hot male. Anyway, on it.com, we
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you can use to benefit your life. Our idea behind doing this show is what's the
stuff that I use that
I feel makes my life work better. Like what's the things that make my body work
better? What's the
things that make my mind work better? And Aubrey and I have a sort of the
similar idea about that.
The similar, a similar opinion. You know, both of us are fascinated by the
latest trends and
strength and conditioning. Both of us, this is distracting me. What, what is
the, what do the
people see right now? They see you doing that? They were watching me make a
logo, yeah. Okay, that's not a
fucking commercial, jackass. You confusing fuck. You're just, that's the
problem, bro. You
distract me. No, there's, you can't distract me. There's just no way for me to
do a logo at the
same time. No, don't do it. Just leave on it.com. Just leave this little thing
scrolling and can't do all that shit off screen? No. Is that possible? No. It's
not? No. It has to, oh, well.
Punch Drunk's gonna have to wait. That's fine. I'm good with that.
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people are justifiably
skeptical about things that claim to enhance cognitive function or things that
claim to give you more
endurance. He should be skeptical. There's a lot of bunk shit out there. What
we at Onnit have done
is taken what we believe is the best body of research that explains these
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up under research. And we've also done our own tests, our own tests on Alpha
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tests on the other various supplements that we have. But all of them are backed
by science and that
science is all researched with references all under the research tab, whether
it's for Alpha Brain or for
any of the other supplements. If you don't think they work and you try them,
just say this is bullshit and
you get your money back. It's that simple. You don't even have to return the
product. No one's trying to rip
you off. Just trying to sell you shit that I use. Your body is made out of food
and vitamins are in
food and we've isolated certain, not we, obviously not me, I'm retarded, but
they have isolated certain
things in vitamins that can enhance various parts of your life, whether it's
your endurance or whether
it's cognitive function. All of it again, explain it on it. O-N-N-I-T. Use the
code word Rogan and save 10% off
any and all supplements. Oh, that's it. Wow. That's a website. It's an
amazingly designed website. Yeah, it's pretty nice. Well, it's cool when you
scroll down, it moves. Yeah. But what's really dope is that it's all made in-house.
The on it people that work in the actual studio itself, Aubrey's put together
this amazing crew of talented people. So it's all like this. It's pretty badass.
Oh, it's like,
one of the best company websites ever. They're, they're amazing. These guys
kick ass. They're creative too. It's cool. Yeah, it's pretty cool. Yeah, it's
really dope. Anyway, on it.com. O-N-N-I-T. That's it. Sam Tripoli is here.
Hello. Brian doesn't know how to press play. He figured it out.
Powerful Sam Tripoli. Boom. Back in the saddle. Powerful Sam Tripoli and with a
brand new comedy CD. I brought one for you. I know you. Give it up, bitch. Some
people don't even have CD players anymore, but I brought it for you. This
artwork by my buddy and.
And it's called You Can Do This. It's called Believe in Yourself. Oh. It was
either that. It's either that or I was going to call it shady shit, but I didn't
think iTunes would let me put that up.
Believe in Yourself is good. Yeah. It's funny. Well, kind of, if you listen to
the album, you get why I call it that. So it's like fun.
Well, I know your material, so I would agree with that, like, thematically.
Yeah. It's good. Like, sort of a fun, having fun with it. I really make sense.
Yeah. It just goes against the grain. It's, it's, it, the feedback, people have
already listened
to it, really love it. And I'm, you know, I hadn't put out a CD for a while, so
I was like
really excited to put this whole group of hour of power together. And I did at
the Edmonton
comedy strip, which is one of my favorite clubs to play. Cause it's literally
the only club
where I got off stage and two separate times, the owners, one, uh, Tammy and
one Rick Bronson
would pull me aside and literally go, dude, can you work dirtier? And I go,
what? They go,
we would really like you to work dirtier. And I'm like, are you crazy? That's
so ridiculous.
So then I go up and say, I'm just getting filthy for the sake of getting filthy.
And,
uh, but it's one of the greatest clubs. And I said, you know, this would be a
great place
to do a CD. So I decided to do it there.
They're maniacs up there.
They're Edmonton's crazy.
Well, they're living in a place, you know, it gets 50 fucking below zero in the
winter
there. Those are hardy folk.
And everyone's got cash cause they're fracking.
Oh yeah. They're all fracking up there.
It's the, they, their unemployment is like 0.0001%. Like they're giving like 12
year olds jobs
cause there's not enough people, not enough people to go around for all the
jobs.
Well, it's, uh, it's interesting too, because people that live in that kind of
an environment,
if you could survive that kind of a winter and you stay job or no job, if you
don't fucking
plot and escape, like you're, you're a different kind of breed.
Yeah. It's blue collar with money, which is a dangerous situation.
It's blue collar with money, but it's also people with like a certain level of
character.
Like you have to, to get through the winter, you can't be too much of a fuck
off.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Like when shit gets 50 below, you gotta be on your goddamn toes.
You gotta be on your game.
Like if you are a real case fuck up, the kind of guy who like winds up falling
asleep in
parking lots all the time, the security guard finds you at 9 AM, you die.
That chick that happened to some, I don't know where it was, somewhere in the
Northeast,
she passed out on her doorstep and then she woke up and like half her body had
all frostbites
and they were going to have to amputate shit because she had passed out on her.
Who just walked?
And somebody had to walk by going, I think that girl is dead.
Nobody says anything.
She's only 19 also.
She was a college student.
Oh, that's awful.
It's booze, man, especially when you're 19.
When you're 19, you don't fucking, you know, you don't know how to drink yet.
You can go way too deep.
Like she was probably, forget the frostbite, she was probably on death's door.
Oh, yeah.
So how fucked up is her body?
And she's hot too.
How fucked up is her body?
That 