Name: Joe Rogan Experience #504 - Steve Maxwell
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #504 - Steve Maxwell' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-05-22. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #504 - Steve Maxwell' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-05-22. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #504 - Steve Maxwell

hello ladies and gentlemen anytime you use that word anytime you say ladies and
gentlemen you're
either joking around or you're being a big phony right ladies and gentlemen
ladies and gentlemen
trying to be nice uh this episode of the podcast is brought to you by ting ting
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they used to call them car phones remember those days steve maxwell i remember
this i remember that
they were car hey he's got a car phone look he's got a car phone in his pocket
this guy's crazy
they're as big as your arm yeah they used to be car phones they were car phones
before their mobile
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yes steve maxwell my friend good to see you man last time if you see ladies and
gentlemen i'm sitting
here in a chair with no back note my perfect posture i just received this uh
this what do they call these
things ergonomic besides gay don't say gay because a lot of people call it like
a saiza chair you know
the saiza position that uh yes the samurai position yeah it was supposed to
like promote good posture
because i always find myself leaning in these chairs like cracking and trying
to find out so this is uh it
it makes you actively keep your back in a straight line right is that the idea
behind it that's the idea
that you know the chair is like the new cigarettes these days yes that's what
they say sitting is the
new smoking the new smoking well so many people when devastating if you have
like bad posture and you
sit in your chair you really are putting tremendous stress on just a few of the
the the uh parts of
your spine like a few of the discs and those discs oftentimes can rupture they
say that people get
herniated discs from wearing a wallet if you have a wallet in your pocket like
say if you're a cab driver
or something and you sit down all the time on a wallet like you can get a herniated
disc from that
well think of the uneven pressure imagine your hip like totally imagine like
wearing a shoe right with
one heel higher than the other yeah right well you're sort of the same same
idea where you're
sitting with one part of your hip above the other for years yeah and of course
it's going to you know
the stress of of just being so imbalanced is going to take its toll on your
body it's interesting
because most folks would never think that that could be possible you would you
would just think well
it's it's not hurting your body's fine like it's not going to get injured but
your body's kind of like
it's all pliable and stuff like someone tried to explain to me that everyone
has like sort of a
boundary on how flexible they can be and i was listening to this guy talk about
this well you know
so it was kind of like dismissing some folks you know because i was i'm
flexible it's like some folks
just uh aren't that flexible you know you just happen to be naturally flexible
i'm like
man i don't know about all that i really don't think i'm naturally flexible i
just went through
a lot of pain like i forced myself to to stretch in really painful positions
for you know 30 seconds
at a time rest for a minute 30 seconds at a time and when i'm down there for
those 30 seconds that's
hard to breathe you're you're experiencing pain it's like that that fucking a
lot of people just aren't
willing to do that you know but that's just another just another example of how
the body's kind of
pliable it's pretty pliable i mean you couldn't have like a lot of these uh
body realignment techniques
that work so well like after release technique uh i'm most familiar with rolfing
have you ever heard
of this yeah we talked about last time we were here yeah i mean that it saved
me yeah i can't tell
you the horrific injuries that rolfing helped me get over uh you know from both
wrestling jiu-jitsu
and so forth so if the if the the body is very malleable very very pliable and
can be can be moved
if a person knows if the practitioner knows how to do it yeah i went to uh rolfing
at the suggestion
one of the guys from my jiu-jitsu class who had a bulging disc and uh dealt
with it with rolfing
and uh he went to this guy but the guy was really wacky well they can be a
little strange some of
these body work types you know this guy was very wacky he also believed that bruce
lee could kill
people with one punch and he was he kept telling me this that you know you know
bruce lee you know
could kill people with just one punch he just i go especially if it was a three-year-old
kid or
something yeah it was like a fucking you know a baby or something you could
probably kill him with
one punch like it's it's the people have died with one punch but it's not
normal you know when a guy
kills a guy with one punch like this idea that he's got like a gun in his hand
and he just just shoot
people so this guy was a little wacky and he had some uh very interesting ideas
about what he was
doing like he would push down your ribs and think it would release your neck
and i wasn't exactly sure
if there was a lot of logic well there may be something to that joe you know
because of the way the
connected tissue spirals through the body how does that work like it well there's
um have you ever
seen what do they call that the uh the plasticized man that uh that exhibit
where they the body works
the body works amazing you ever see the fascial part of that yes how the guy
eve