Name: Joe Rogan Experience #505 - Matt Farah & Alex Ross
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Joe Rogan Experience #505 - Matt Farah & Alex Ross

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hey everybody today on the podcast we have alex ross uh from shark works porch
porsche aficionado
builder developer what are you like an engineer a designer creator of the
greatest car the world's
ever known matt farah today matt farah of the smoking tire you might know him
from many of the uh
internet shows that you put out the fuel tv show the youtube shows you put up
and as all of them
nbc sports and as of saturday nbc sports congratulations young man you're my
one of my
favorite there's like you and chris harris are my two favorite internet
journalists because you're both
like regular dudes who really love cars he's not a regular dude he's a maniac
he's a maniac he's
crazier than you he's way crazy way crazier the way he drives but what you what
you guys are is like
people who have a real passion for automotive engineering and design and the
history behind
it and the kind of cars like you're a car nut dude big world a lot of things to
appreciate
when we were on the uh the road today one of the things i thought was
fascinating was cars would
drive by like oh 84 supra look at that you hear the bat you hear the wine like
you had all these
every car like you're a legit 100 car nut yeah yeah that's cool i'm not i'm i
pale in comparison
that guy was a fan wasn't he was a fan he had a roll bar yeah that guy was fun
track day bro he was
he was funny he turned around and came back just to see what the was up well we
did have
some metal yeah there's some metal out there some fine cars alex's and uh and james
have built us
so alex alex is the guy who um did you find uh shark works you you're the
founder of it too right
you don't say find you say created and started he found he found he found you
find it somewhere
he didn't found it just so happened to have your nickname as the name of the
company sharky coincidence
it's crazy i figured why not okay this is a sign from god yeah yeah i just
found this thing and
this is what i love to do anyway so he happened to find this tuner company
called shark and this
tuner company takes they couldn't even spell it correctly yeah so everybody
looked for like the
oh and there's no oh what is this works german you assholes i get it i get it i
get it they're
being crafty it's like comedy with a k when it's comedy night kooky comedy with
a k k like a morning
zoo yeah like the kooky comedy club kkk yeah does that exist somewhere it might
probably if it doesn't
it will all things will happen eventually it's at least going to be a twitter
handle in the next few
days for sure that's a few minutes people probably jumping on it right now
trying to figure it out are
we live yeah yeah we are okay um so uh alex uh builds cars and what he does is
he takes what's
arguably the greatest race car for the street in the world which is a porsche gt3
and he turns them
into these ridiculous gt3s these gt3s on performance enhancing drugs epo and
all those lance armstrong
chemicals these cars are just completely different animals man they're fun
thanks man really loud and
interesting and and you know you just pull at them a little you know you you
find the parts you like
like the the high revving nature the the uh steering you know you you know and
the whole delivery the
way the power comes on and just builds and builds and you just pull at that a
little more you know you
seems to accentuate the existing character of the car rather than try and turn
it into something else
what year did the car get invented what was the first henry ford automobile 19
oh no the car car
all cars the first car the first car 1800s late 1800s yeah there's there's
arguments over who did it
actually first but so there was a bunch of people thinking about it 80s 70s 80s
yeah it was the first
like trot you know little carts well they just didn't have a horse pulling them
but that's basically
what they were yeah so on the long shot we're dealing with 130 years would you
say yeah long
shot yeah on the long and on the short maybe just a couple years less than yeah
that's uh not that
much time to figure shit out no but we were just talking alex and i were
talking today about uh the
old porsches like those 1970s models with the big wooden steering wheel and the
skinny ass tires and
yeah and they used to race them it's like they must have been out of their mind
they're crazy they were yo-yos you
go uh you know every year they have the the historic races that oh yeah and
they're they race this
shit from like 1915 you know these mercer uh raceabouts and they and they have
these writing mechanics
and there's no they're sitting on like apple boxes there's two guys they're on
wooden wheels
you know and they're racing these things oh my god yeah going around laguna seca
you know with million
dollar cars and they're they're going like eight tenths they're on like a
Oregon trail wagon with
up with the engine in it and a handbrake what we were talking about which i
found was really
fascinating was just in the past just 30 40 years look at how much things have
changed in the car world
and what what did we decide that uh the the what was the first porsche what
year was it 65 yeah so
well 911 911 911 49 49 49 49 was the first porsche yeah seinfeld's got that
well you could go
back really you could go back to the beatles 20 million or something crazy
estimates are like six to eight
million jesus christ yeah but you could go back to the beetle really you know
right or if you wanted
to okay but if you if you want very porsche let's just like give them uh an era
and go with like the
65 911 right yeah yeah yeah yeah think about that so that's like 49 years now
it's the 50th anniversary
they released that special 50th anniversary so think about that man how much
that car has
improved oh yeah 50 years i mean but it's tiny little increments that's typical
porsche right they'll they'll take it and
just go like another you know like a ring around uh around a tree you know ages
and just gets a little
bigger and i just drove the newest the 911 the new 911 turbo s which is like
stupid time warp fast yeah
well that's what i was going to get at at what point we were talking about this
today and i think it's a
fascinating subject because when you see all these google cars driving around
like i saw a google one of
the it wasn't the car that drove itself but it was a street view car yeah it
was driving around filming
everything taking pictures no i was look i find it fascinating that's a fe