Name: Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - May 31, 2014
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - May 31, 2014' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-06-01. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - May 31, 2014

oh good googly moogly ladies and gentlemen uh this episode of the podcast if
you're looking
for like a regular podcast where people are going to talk about interesting
shit and bring up topics
that are fascinating and intellectually stimulating that shit ain't happening
today this episode what
are they seeing are they seeing that no what are they seeing they're seeing us
oh shit oh shit
we're already live you late fucks sit down everybody pay attention my friend
what's up dog
what's up sexy face what is that have you been back to the freezing place since
uh we
grab that backpack so you think it works hey you guys we're broadcasting don't
have a just a regular
conversation this is actually a podcast is it being videotaped yeah it's videotaped
videotaped too we're
live damn you don't want to be videotaped we can go incognito we could just put
a logo you could just
put a black dot over my face right uh we're uh this is like i was saying before
you guys walked in
this episode is uh not a regular podcast this is what we're calling we're
calling the fight
companion podcast we did it uh during the last ufc broadcast that uh i wasn't a
part of and we had a
great fucking time so we decided to do it again brendan schaub is here holla brian
calen is here
everybody brian calen is here edgy bra is here the original henato uh and uh we
are watching uh yeah
yeah sure i'll get you some some isn't there like a box of alpha brain right
alpha brain oh shit i would
love alpha function without it um we're watching the brazil broadcast but i
have ufc fight pass
so we can uh we can watch the musashi versus munoz fight which has already
taken place you know what
happened yeah yeah yeah i saw it it's a bummer you're a friend a friend and a
fan of uh good
training partner munoz it's a good dude it's a tough one man musashi look like
a fucking beast
we'll we'll cover that later you just couldn't take him down or what what
happened well he took
him down you want to watch it real quick while we're waiting for the fight to
take can we watch
it over here so my neck doesn't hurt it's not possible no okay i'll show you
the this is this is
the end pretty much so you're saying munoz could take him down right behind you
munoz tried to take
him down watch he tried to take him down look at that musashi got him to the
ground got inside
control went for the guillotine wound up being on top and uh eventually got his
back
from mounted him yeah it was pretty slick and then mark turns dude he's good he's
fucking really good
you know a lot of people sleep on his ground game man they think about him as a
kickboxer they
shouldn't but his ground game is very very high level and it was a sweet
transition too the way he did
it and you know munoz is uh he's no joke you know he's a good wrestler very
strong guy and
mousasi for him to do this to him munoz was uh ncaa champ right two times in a
row something yeah
yeah four time all-american listen with munoz in practice this is the same
thing he does when he
gets the mount he goes for that single leg and it causes him a lot of trouble
so he would work with
here on henner about options not to do that but it's just in his nature when
the bullets are flying
to turn to wrestling that's so crazy trouble man yeah well that is the
transition that a lot of guys
make especially when they feel like they're super dominant wrestlers they feel
like look i'm already
where i want to be i can just complete this single but while he's he was going
for uh the takedown
mousasi hit him with some nasty fucking elbows man they were really ugly really
ugly elbows and uh
i think those probably took a lot out of them man those were horrible elbows
look at this what a sweet move man so he couldn't he couldn't quite take him
down and get on top
you know do it well mousasi out grappled him not even once flattens him here
what is mousasi is that
is that an iranian name or persian name i think it is uh maybe armenian you
know i'm not sure
it's not armenian it's not armenian it sounds uh oh that's me that's joey oh
shit dang let's uh
let's find out it's tough man mousasi it's joey it sucks to watch yo you're out
you're live joey
diaz you're live joey diaz on jre i gotta ask you a question what today when
they do that rock and
roll hall of fame are they inducting kiss today i don't know that's a good
question
that's so hilarious
i'll check with you bro just to make sure do your thing all right bro i love
you man i owe you a phone
call baby all right brother he's armenian hey did you watch the ufc tonight did
you watch the
muñoz fight oh he hung up he probably lost him this this the signal in here
sucks a fat one
um how is he not funny that's so hilarious like what saying that is funny you
know just asking if
kiss was inducted that's how funny joey diaz is i always thought they were
inducted i thought like
maybe like 15 years ago oh my god they should have been is that something you
can google or
come on kiss is definitely in the hall of fame i don't think so i'm getting i'm
getting frozen
yogurt i'm getting frozen with a beautiful blonde uh a while back and gene simmons
is sitting down
as i come back in to get like you know a vanilla yogurt i said i'm gonna get
one she's outside
and i get one and he looks at me and he goes he goes hey and i go hey man how
you doing
i go he goes like your friend very cute like your friend something like that
what and i go
something like that and i go i said yeah yeah it's great man yeah it's amazing
i was just thinking
about you guys have been doing this for 20 years you've been you know famous
for 20 years and he
goes 30 30 and i was like right right okay and that was the end of that is that
by the way doing
stand-up for him that was your whole that was it well doing stand-up for him at
the uh mma awards
like he's in the front row i think he i he didn't quite laugh but he did open
his mouth a couple
times and kind of look at me yeah he kind of went dude one of the most nervous
i've ever been he
came to see me on new year's eve he brought his family that's nerve-wracking
his brother and his
or his son rather uh who's his son's about six eight giant kid the whole family's
giant i was like
their child can you please play basketball it's like they won you in a contest
is tall yeah yeah
they're big humans but it was the weirdest thing ever it's like gene simmons is
in the crowd like
gene simmons oh fuck yeah it does yeah i had to bring it up i brought it up you
called him out
i had to you have to had to for me i was like i just got to tell you i'm
nervous well that's like
i did stand up i did stand up for for harvey keitel and harry dean stand and
they're in the audience
to see me oh my god i was i was nervous man i found myself very nervous you had
bieber in the
crowd yeah yeah i wasn't nervous about no i saw you you were shitting your
pants on bieber yeah right
you sent me a text oh my god bieber's here yeah right yeah get here now i'm so
excited
what does he gotta do to get people's respect what is bieber gotta do he's got
the tattoo
he's walking out with floyd he's hanging out with floyd that's the problem that's
the problem come on
what does he have to do that's the problem just just be cool and fucking sing
don't act all tough
and good what if he is tough what if he could sing i completely disagree with
all of you i don't think
he's doing anything wrong i think if i was 19 i would be way more out of
control if i had half
he got busted for weed the kids doing fan fucking tastic so he he egged the
neighbor's house
whatever i know i know he's in a fight with an asshole who lives next door to
him i probably have
indentured servants i'd be out of out of control you would think when he has
people killed his
next door neighbors would be like 10 miles away dude the money he has no no no
no i had to live
next to people the oaks is a very crowded community i mean joe and i i remember
joe and i when i wanted to
get a pit bull joe and i like idiots found i find this advertisement it says
pit bulls bread right
out of the box i was like joe he goes where i go i found fighting dogs i want
jaws on the end of a
leash joe's like i'll come with you we go find this sketchy dude sketchy dude
sketchy criminal
he's like for sure he smoked only smoked meth oh yeah i don't know if he's
selling it but he's
definitely smoked it he gave his dog he was giving his dogs protein powder i
was like all right well
i want one of those dog or what yeah it was great yeah kind of until it killed
a baby cow and two goats
and uh and another dog and then they had to put it down yeah those those dogs
are not good pets yeah
they're they're sweet as hell i disagree game bread game bread oh well the ones
that are look it's it's
all in the genetics man hundred percent in the genetics i would have had a pet
it's also the way
you raised if i was justin bieber at that age i would have sort of if i was
justin bieber i'd have
lions yeah fuck yeah we can think about what tyson had if you uh it depends
entirely on the dog
but even if you soup like if you're really good at uh like taking your dog to
dog parks and getting
used to being around people you have to be disciplined they still have mad
animal aggression
yeah they got that they got that trigger you never know with them yeah and and
when dom
herrera when justin bieber is in the audience dom herrera comes up and goes you
know justin it
must have been really hard for you the the struggle between the age of 13 and
14 when you weren't
making by the way that's the worst dom herrera impression not bad actually i
would disagree with
you hey you know i wanted to watch that justin bieber movie never surrender or
what never give up
i believe i believe i can fly i want to ask joey i also wanted to see i said
let's go watch that and
goof on it we'll record we'll just goof on the stupid ass movie a justin bieber
movie it's great
i couldn't wait to watch it and goof on it but when you go and you watch it you
man when you when you
know the story of how he blew up it's when you actually know how he blew up
youtube it's pretty
crazy no what is nobody what you would i thought he was uh a producer project
or like some labels
putting together they did not want they didn't nobody wanted to sign him he
blew up on his own
from youtube how just because he was so good he's he's in a fucking amazing
singer hey it's um he can
sing his ass and he plays drums he shreds he plays guitar and let's let
everyone know the fight is about
to start so if you're watching this here's the problem if you watch this online
it's a 15 second
delay between us this is what what i had to get out between when we're talking
in the fights the
fights are already happened by the time you're hearing this so pause like 15
seconds and then
catch up right now it's 451 of the first round you should have probably let
that honey jason and
robbie peral i'm not i'm not mad at those ring card girls the new brazilian
ring card pow pow the
jujitsu thing on his shoulders might be a little much you just could you could
have that on a t-shirt
instead but honey jason's a bad motherfucker he's yeah he's a wild man he won
the ultimate fighter in
brazil all right jeremy stevens knocked him out with a head kick but he uh he
came back with a win
his next fight after that if you've got jiu jitsu on jeremy stevens hit him
with the kick from hell
i wonder how we got that name honey jason well um jason's a nickname right jason's
his nickname
name yeah that's why he wears the hockey mask i wonder how he got that no one
has anybody ever
asked him damn he has the ultimate fighter tattoo yeah he won he won uh the
first season of the
brazilian show that that right if that's a that left or right that right looks
like if he if he
throws it and commits it's going to connect what are you talking about son
please can we mute him
when he does that or hey man guys you know what official ufc fighter please
talk to brian
tell him to never say things like tha