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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #511 - Enson Inoue' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-06-12. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #511 - Enson Inoue

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Way, way, way, way back in, I think it was 1998, I first got to meet Ensign
when you armbarred,
97. 97. Wow.
You armbarred Royce Alger. And Royce Alger was the, one of the latest and
greatest of the wrestlers
that was entering into the UFC and they were going to take the place, like Mark,
there was
a Mark Coleman era when Mark Coleman was smashing everybody and he was 255
pounds of solid muscle.
I think Kevin Jackson beat John Lewis then too.
Yeah, put that thing closer to your face so we can, you can move it around a
little bit.
Yeah, yeah. Kevin Jackson beat John Lewis. We had like, there was like some
serious wrestlers
back in that day that were just starting, like Kenny Monday was entering into
MMA.
That's right, yeah.
Didn't he do, did he do extreme combat or did he do, and then he did one of the,
remember
they had the same people, they had a submission only thing where Frank Shamrock
took on Dan
Henderson and got him in a heel, like an ankle lock.
I remember that.
Yeah, there was a lot of that going on, man. There was a lot, all these, these
high level
wrestlers were just starting to find their way into MMA. They're like, oh, this
is finally
an opportunity to, to use their wrestling skills and try to.
Every time I saw the wrestlers fight, I always, I always said that they don't
understand arm
bars.
It's true.
Yeah.
You had a wicked one, man. You're one of the few guys to ever submit Randy Couture.
You submitted Randy Couture with an arm bar and before you caught him with that
arm bar,
man, you landed some of the most devastating kicks from the butt scoot position
I've ever
seen.
Because everybody used to just throw straight kicks to kick guys off from the
butt scoot,
but you figured out a way to torque your hips from the ground. You were landing
some.
Like a low leg kick.
Yeah. A nasty leg kick from the ground. It's kind of interesting because you
don't see that
from other dudes. And even to this day, that's a rare technique. You don't, I
think that fight,
your fight with Randy Couture might've been like the most effective application
of those low
leg kicks from the ground I've ever seen.
Yeah. So I just wanted to, my whole objective in that fight was just to keep
pressing forward,
just pressure him all the way.
Yeah. That was a, there it is right there. That was a great fight, man. That
was a great
fight. That was a really interesting fight