Name: Joe Rogan Experience #513 - Joey "CoCo" Diaz
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #513 - Joey "CoCo" Diaz' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-06-18. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #513 - Joey "CoCo" Diaz

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get your freak on
joey diaz is here come out
the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day
boom shell lock lock boom joey motherfucking diaz what's up my brother you're
violating state law
you got an electronic cigarette in the house what am i gonna do i have a
question for you about uh
while we're on it because i always i always have questions for you and i forgot
to talk to you
about a month ago somebody posted the mushrooms the quadricep mushrooms cordyceps
cordyceps that are
in uh shroom tech and they had like what this mushroom looks like in 10 years
and how it gets fungi and
this is what it does to inside your system that's all it does inside your
system like inside your body
what it does it knows this look there's a lot of mushrooms people eat on a
daily basis like fungus is a
normal part of people's diets you know when you when you eat what if you eat shiitake
mushrooms you're
eating a fungus you're eating something that's a fungus you know your whole
body's filled with little
growing organisms but no cordyceps and mushrooms not going to grow inside your
body and like make
roots create fucking plants that come out of those ads on facebook they show
like if you eat
quarter set mushrooms is what happens to you well there's a bunch of different
kinds of cordyceps
mushrooms too the the there's two different types in uh in um shrimp tech sport
two different types of
cordyceps mushrooms now when you do the the shrimp tech sport it's not that you
get hyped i don't get
hyped no i just feel it at the end like when i'm when i'm like i look at the
clock and i go usually i
leave at this time i got one more in yeah you get an extra round or two i got
one more in yeah i got
you know what it came from came from these high altitude herders they were like
moving cattle around
and they found that these these when these animals would eat these certain
mushrooms they'd be
noticeable noticeably more lively so they realized like it's probably something
to do with oxygen
production it's like i guess if you go to certain places in the world it makes
sense that there's
certain foods that would be good that grow in that to help you deal with
certain aspects of the
environment that's challenging you know like high altitude you know what it's
like you go to denver
it's fucking you go up the flight of stairs you're like whoa that's like like
whenever they have
a ufc card in denver i'm always like all right here we go some they had ben rothwell
and mark hunt two
dudes not exactly known to be triathletes go to fight in denver and it was a
crazy fight man it was
just a ridiculous crazy fight where both guys almost died they both almost had
heart attacks you're
fighting at 5 500 feet above sea level you weigh 265 pounds you know how much
do you have to how long
before it says it says six weeks to acclimate yeah that's what they say but i
don't think i talked to
a guy who lived there who was a triathlete and he told me that he moved there
for his training right
that's what they did yeah like like a lot of those endurance athletes moved
there he was in boulder
and he told me it takes three years three full years before your body is like
like right right how you
are right now if you're in burbank boom right now joey diaz you would have to
get to be this level of
comfort with your breathing environment and with the oxygen lev