Name: Joe Rogan Experience #521 - Lewis, from Unbox Therapy
Uploaded: 2014-07-16T00:34:53.000Z
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #521 - Lewis, from Unbox Therapy' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-07-16. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #521 - Lewis, from Unbox Therapy

good googly moogly ladies and gentlemen this episode of the podcast is brought
to you by
untuckit.com this is a new sponsor and it's a new sponsor that's come up with a
novel idea
everybody likes wearing those button-up shirts like i was wearing a flannel
shirt earlier today
everybody likes wearing them but if you don't tuck them in they look kind of
odd right there's
like this little blanket that goes over your dick and your butt it's like a
backwards hill
yeah like the idea is that you're moving around a lot so when you tuck it it
keeps it from untucked but
who the fuck tucks their shirt in especially if you don't have a job where you
have to tuck your
shirt in like if you're a banker you can't be wandering around with your shirt
untucked i'm
not going to trust you with my cash i can't even remember the last time i
tucked my shirt in i hate
it that much well you're you know you have a unconventional job if you're a
dude with a
conventional job like if you uh you know i thought you're going to say body but
it's like no that's
why i don't like to cut tuck it in i don't want to look like a fucking grapefruit
it's not comfortable
though being tucked in yeah you got you got you know there's not much space
that's the thing that
guys would gut guts do when they have their pants tucked into and the gut is
like firm and tight
against their pants it's almost like a bra for their gut yeah when it's tucked
in hold it in yeah
yeah in a way resistance hide that shit right um yeah it's not comfortable i'm
much more comfortable
with with shirts untucked but then there was always that extra cloth well this
company untuck it
decided to figure that out they it's made exclusively for men who wear their
shirts untucked see now
women won't be so excited to wear your clothes either that's another good thing
because one of the
reasons why women like it is because it covers their vajayjay and their butt
right and they can walk around
with their legs yeah their legs hang out more skin this will definitely show
more skin but you know
it's it's going to show your whole vagina let's be honest look look what this
guy's penis is that's
crazy it's right there wow so it'll be less likely that chicks will uh wear
your clothes or if they do
wear your clothes they'll have to wear underwear i feel like if i saw this guy
in the street i wouldn't
even notice that there was anything different going on right you know it just
blends right in
yeah the the the brand ambassador is this guy brad richards who's a hockey star
and he uh he decided
to uh be a part of the company as well it's because it's a novel and great idea
untuck it has solved
the problem ladies and gentlemen made exclusively as i said for men who wear
their shirts untucked and
women too you can wear it especially if you're you know tend to be like more of
a manly sort of a
woman there's nothing wrong with that okay fucking wear flannel who gives a
shit man wear whatever you
want if you're hot by the way you could pull off flannel nobody gives a shit uh
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and the majority of what you do is on youtube or on social networks and you don't
want to constantly
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they don't use instagram themselves they can still see what you're up to yeah
yeah that's awesome yeah
oh go back look i had the hemp force on there see that's what i left with last
time and now i'm on
you know i'm hooked up i'm on the program now and uh unboxtherapy.com is the
website if you want to go
and check out lewis's uh awesome website great reviews on all sorts of
different types of uh
electronics and items and and homemade craft brew beer how is that craft beer
thing is that good
that that was sent to me but i don't actually have it so oh did you try it no i
haven't tried it yet
no that's a great idea though huh have a craft brew thing in your house
definitely this is this is
actually cool here too this uh is all the different items and stuff that i use
that are in my
personal inventory of uh items that help make my videos possible oh nice
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also brought to you by
onnit.com that's o-n-n-i-t we dosed up lewis the last time he was here and he
had a dream that he was
hanging out with brian singer basically plus the protein stuff kept me full you
know what i mean
like i was uh about to start editing a video i took a big protein shake and i'm
not super healthy or
anything like that but i stayed full for a long time i didn't want to get up i
didn't want a snack
i'm telling you i'm gonna take this shit seriously i like the pro i've had
people recently
complained about the hemp forest they don't like the way it tastes which is i
don't know i guess
it's subjective i just for the record i always mix mine with coconut water i
love chocolate though
chocolate's good yeah well it's also made with stevia so it has very little
sugar there's like
one gram of naturally occurring sugar per serving if you're interested in hemp
and especially like
people said like why is it so expensive our hemp is the best hemp you can buy
if you go to
you know any store you can buy hemp protein powder and you can compare the two
of them between this
and hemp forest and there's two two differences one the percentage of protein
per serving is much
higher on the stuff that we buy we just buy the best stuff that you can get it's
not cheap we have
to buy it from canada too unfortunately they're starting to change that law um
they're fighting
against it they're going all the way to the supreme court in in kentucky there
was like some recent
website uh that was uh detailing kentucky's battle to uh to grow hemp which is
non-psychoactive by the
way completely nonsense it's not getting anybody high it's just connected to
from the beginning to
marijuana and the reason being that marijuana became illegal and this is really
wacky stuff but it was
because of hemp hemp the commodity hemp being used for paper hemp being used
for cloth hemp being used for
food and for oil henry ford in fact made the very first fenders of his very
first car out of hemp
and there's a video online if you go to that video you can see henry ford
banging on the fender with a
hammer hemp is a crazy plant i mean is literally like it comes from another
planet it's so different than
anything else if you pick up a hemp stock it's incredibly light but really hard
like a piece of hemp
stock like a big thick of a hemp tree that grew uh thick and large it's amazing
how strong it is it's
weird it's like an alien plant you can eat it has all the essential fatty acids
the the protein in it is
very very digestible um like i said with with on it we try to use the best
stuff available but
you can buy hemp force or hemp protein rather that's a cheaper variety from
many different sources and you
can see the difference you can see it and it'll be more gritty um it won't
digest as easily probably
and it probably won't have as much protein per percentage but it's all good i
mean look any hemp
protein is one of the best proteins you can get um it's just it has you're
gonna have less issues
digesting it than you will whey some people have no problem with whey other
people are more sensitive
my wife has whey protein prior to this one showing up and we were comparing the
nutritional values
and something i noticed on the hemp was the fiber yeah the fiber compared to
the whey well it's
plant-based yeah it's like 11 grams or something yeah and you know i could have
i could use the help
everybody could use a little fiber yeah it's just good for your body period um
anyway we we carry that
and a host of other uh healthy snacks and foods uh like the warrior protein bar
which is a a bar that's
made out of buffalo uh it's made out of buffalo in this ancient native american
tradition that uses
cranberries and pepper with no antibiotics no added hormones no nitrates and uh
totally gluten-free
although i don't know why you would have gluten i guess you could maybe put
wheat somehow or another
in a bar to make it whatever anyway um what these bars are is essentially just
a really healthy protein
snack that's totally natural buffalo meat 14 grams of protein and it's based on
a recipe that has been
in the lakota sioux warriors for a century really can't call them lakota sioux
um lakota is what they
call themselves sioux is what other indians would call them other native americans
would call them
and sioux means it means enemy so calling them lakota sioux warriors it's not
really correct verbiage
wow it's uh lakota people anyway the lakota people um they figured out a way
you know many many many many
many many years ago to how to preserve meat without uh all the modern shit that
we use that it's probably
super bad for you so no msg no lactose no nitrates as i said which is the one
thing that people really
uh are very leery about when it comes to um food supp