Name: Joe Rogan Experience #522 - CJ Werleman
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #522 - CJ Werleman' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-07-17. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #522 - CJ Werleman

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joe rogan podcast check it out the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan
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my guest today cj whirlman will definitely ruffle some feathers ladies and
gentlemen if you are of the
religious inclination if you are ultra sensitive if you have a problem with
seeing uncle sam crucified on
the cover of a book that says crucifying america and on top of it he's not even
a fucking american
when you hear him talk you're gonna go hey pal you're not even from here what's
going on why you
shitting on us what about your your country man um thanks for joining me man i
appreciate it thanks
joe thanks having me on mate please i appreciate it um i watched a very
fascinating interview today or
conversation that you had today about the the religious right and how much hate
do you get on a daily
basis because like you're you're going hard here man you got you got uncle sam
crucified on your book
i mean made off i always tell people that when they ask me where do you live i
always say southern
california and i never give the exact address because uh there is a fatwa put
out on me actually the
and no joke the westborough baptist church uh which we all know very well when
my first book was released
in 09 uh the title is god hates you hate him back they sought a title without
understanding what the content
of the book was and thought that i must have been on their side and i thought
hey we got somebody who's
written a book in pro of our our mission uh once i took a look at my book they
realized how off base
that was and i was attacking them for some of their beliefs and uh uh fred phelps
actually issued a
public fatwa to have me killed so i want to leave my address of southern california
because i do have kids
but he's dead right does that fatwa have any any teeth i don't know do you
inherit a fatwa they do
it's a good question does it get passed down i'm not sure well whatever
happened to salman ruchti
like he's around now yeah he's he's now out in the open uh i think that maybe
people who uh want
other people dead particularly literally literal people is um they have short
memories
well he was that was a weird one man he he wrote a book that that people had
interpreted as being
about the prophet muhammad but it wasn't necessarily right no it's more about
the poetry
which was written you know on on a segment of islam and it wasn't actually
taking scripture from the
quran itself so i mean what he uh wrote would be very mild in say comparison to
a south pasca episode
where where the prophet muhammad is dressed up like a bear the islam is a very
fascinating religion to me
in so many different ways but it's also fascinating in that liberals have for
whatever reason chosen
that as being the one to defend in some weird sort of a way like anytime
someone criticizes islam
they become islamophobic but you will never hear like certain segments of the
progressive population
shit on someone who is criticizing christianity you don't become a christian-o-phobe
mate that's i mean you've hit on a very important point here the problem i mean
chris hedges wrote
a great book called the death of liberalism uh in america the liberal class no
longer exists in america it has
no voice and to underscore that point hillary clinton's popularity hillary clinton
doesn't
she doesn't stand for populist economics or she doesn't stand for progressive
clauses she's a
causes she's a brand and a brand only so the liberal class has been left to be
the political police force for you know pc
correctness and that's it so whilst you know you have democrats in office who
are who are attacking
liberalism things like the welfare state um free trade and so forth you had
president clinton who
gutted the unions destroyed welfare and implemented nafta which outsourced 800
000 jobs ab