Name: Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - July 16, 2014
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Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - July 16, 2014

tremendous of the god it's tremendous he has a hector lombard sprawl you know
hector lombard
slams a motherfucker down when he sprawls on you hector lombard has that we
live we're live right
now hector lombard has the scariest sprawl i've ever seen like when he snapped
down tim bosh it
was like bitch it wasn't just he's making you pay yeah he's making you pay for
you know what
you know fedor had a crazy sprawl actually he did but he was ready to crack as
soon as he got up
fedor was more wild in the transitions with like wild punches and judo throws
and shit fedor was
always wild in the transitions but i'm telling you tim bosh and anthony rumble
johnson are two of the
scariest fucking sprawls i've ever seen just stop the presses like none of this
is going on who is he
fighting next uh i don't know oh hoguera little nog give him a god damn i want
to see him fight glover
oh no no no no let me tell you something little nog is a very good boxer in
fact he fought for the
brazilian national team he medaled he medaled for the brazilian national team
he's a bad motherfucker
with his striking that shut rashad evans down like if you watch that rashad evans
fight it wasn't the
best fight for rashad he was a little off in that fight but one of the reasons
why he was a little
off is because no garrett tagged him a couple times in that first round with
clean shots he's a clean
boxer it's real crisp technique nothing flashy but he knows what the fuck he's
doing he'll light you up
right zig when you should have zagged he'll he'll crack you him and his brother
fuck yeah
shit happens awkward awkward pause someone's got a little personal experience
to share
someone ought to sit this kid down he's better than his brother he's better
than his brother as a boxer
yeah yeah he's better than his brother as a boxer and he also submitted dan henderson
he's wanted to they both submitted both brothers isn't that crazy little nog
and big nog both got him
an arm bar who is so he's better you think little nog is actually better than
his brother no i think
he's got better boxing but his brother was definitely more successful as an mma
fighter but it's only
slightly better like when you talk about like better look if little nog and his
brother boxed either one
of them could knock each other out it doesn't always play out that way like brendan
and i were talking
about this before the podcast about no one catches a lucky rear naked choke
never if two black belts are
going at it the guy who taps the guy is the better guy right but if two guys
are slugging out in the gym
you fucking shit can happen man i've seen guys i've seen guys who are really
good get lit up by a guy
who's not that good in the gym and just get cracked with a shot for sure you
run into it a hard jab
something it takes your legs out but there are lucky shots and jujitsu why i
love jujitsu is
i wasn't like oh damn i accidentally caught him in an ankle lock you know what
i'm saying
there's none of that ever ever no you accidentally got a rolling heel hook yeah
you actually got to
know what you're doing you're not gonna get lucky you know you throw any fat
dude can throw a big
right hand it hits you in the right spot what is it what is the one jujitsu
move that's that
it has had the highest rate of success let's let everybody know round one of
the john lineker
fight is right about to take place if you listen to this podcast you never
heard this
there's no philosophizing there's what we're doing is we're watching fights and
as the fights are
taking place we're talking shit joey motherfucking diaz is here holla at your
boy joe diaz what's
happening brendan chubb just sitting here watching the fights the fight started
you could probably it
says 443 right there when i said that that's what it says as far as the time if
you want to sync up
because there's a bit of a difference between the fights and uh the the uh live
broadcast that we're
doing there's like a 15 second delay something like that look for me to make a
lot of comments
in this uh fight companion guys fight shut down john lineker that dude on the
with the red shorts he's
a fucking beast he's one of the hardest hitting flyweights in the world the guy
cracks but can't
make the weight keeps fucking up and missing his weight this way this way cut
twice he would have
already had a shot at the title look at how he hits this motherfucker with a
heart shot he left hooks
him to the upper rib cage takes away his heart those are ruth's lineker can
fucking i'm telling you i've
seen a lot of dudes that are in this weight class crack he's totally different
than all of them if if
every 125 was like lineker this would be a hugely exciting division this
motherfucker puts guys to
sleep he hits hard he's got like weird power like when he he when he hits you
you see dudes like go like
whoa nobody ever hit me like that before i bet at 135 125 125 my bad he's a flyweight
man so he was
supposed to be fighting dj well that's why he has a hard time making 125
obviously look at this
oh oh oh oh oh shit nice takedown good strength
blitaker is from att right brazil brazil yeah att
pretty sure right yeah he's got att oh i thought he's about to set up a uh he's
doing a good job
getting over that leg that left leg oh look he's out he's out he's out he's out
oh he let that dude
get on top of him you know what that's what that's what sucks about the cage
right you can't skip your
hips back there's no shrimping yeah you're just stuck right there
i think the cage benefits wrestlers a lot more with their heavy hips their
ground and pound
it's definitely an advantage for a wrestler is there a jiu-jitsu move that has
had the highest
percentage of success in the ufc rear naked choke yeah probably a choke maybe a
guillotine
i think i think the most would be a rear naked well let's say they've got to
have it i'm sure
there's a stat somewhere right okay what submit oh and then anaconda wait hold
up there's only
been one in the heavyweight division oh wait a minute brendan brendan come on
stop
come on stop you silly goose well other guys have hit anacondas haven't they
not in the ufc
didn't um not in the heavyweight division did um did dave phil davis did he get
a darse
on gustafson well that was an anaconda that's light heavyweight though isn't it
oh that's right
you said heavyweight sorry i thought you said in the ufc oh oh but he but he
did get a that was
yeah no there's been there oh there's been a bunch of anacondas i spent in the
heavyweight division
it's the dopest name right yeah anaconda choke what's what's a doper name that
an anaconda
killing somebody everybody wants to be an anaconda and you're doing jujitsu
anaconda this is the uh this is the fucking oh whoa
this is the kangaroo choke what get that away from me but i want an anaconda
motherfuckers
catch a dude anaconda actually don't remember the last time i saw besides with
it not with a kick but
with a punch somebody takes one out with a liver shot oh it happens all the
time with hands with
hands well it happens with all kinds of things with kicks yes but not i don't
know about hands
i see a lot of boxing but not it definitely happens that's when you know a guy's
a high level striker
if he's going to the body right yeah especially in a high level fight if the
high pressure fight
and he's going to the body he's a really hard to set up right you've seen fabio
maldonato fight
right you know he's not at the level of the top guys and he got he got chewed
up by music he
just should not be we we called that one right just should not have been
fighting heavy he's just
smaller and miocic is they shouldn't even sanction that fight i agree with you
100 it was a brazilian
sanctioning fight i don't think they probably would have accepted it in vegas
no miocic just had
way too much for him too much power too much technique stipe looked fucking
fantastic though he looked
really crisp in that fight look really good yeah yeah he looks he looked great
i'll i'll
i'll fuck friggin drive down chipotle and i'll come fools out if you want to
hype it up
how dare you i'm just saying man it's a mismatch yes it wasn't well and not
only that he was a lot
bigger too it looked like yeah he was way bigger well maldonato was supposed to
be on another fight
maldonato should probably be fighting at 70 let's be honest oh no you didn't no
for real he can he can
make 70. he's got some extra weight he definitely has a few pounds yeah that's
all i'm saying he's a beast of a
fighter some of the best box and if not the best box in it yeah well he's the
best he's in he's like
one of the best at just eating shots and still coming forward him with him over
glover that was
tough to watch yeah man but what about when he clipped glover with that left
hand it was kind of
oh shit what's going on here that was pretty crazy all right one i always want
to see glover versus dc
that would have been a great fight very interesting fight very dc against
anybody's very interesting rear
naked chokes number one that's what i thought yeah rear naked choke is numero
uno number two i'm gonna
say guillotine for sure you think so maybe armbar right no guillotine guillotine
let's see yeah because
with wrestlers a lot of times people shoot in yep guillotine number two number
two is but you can kind
of crank on someone's neck and choke them out even if you're not you know yeah
if you don't know what
you're doing yeah like try get pulling off a darse yeah if you don't know what
you're doing all right
try pulling off a peruvian necktie yeah good one you don't know what you're
doing yeah but you're
right if you get someone's head in there you kind of head certain angle so for
example chael sonen
chael's not known for his jiu-jitsu no chael sonen versus shogun when he got
him that guillotine
it was just kind of and he's arching back and like straight chill straight on
but a lot of guys are
arching back now a lot of guys are arching back if they have a different angle
you know it used to be like
like with that arm in guillotine that you everybody would have to say always
say that you have to
smother it but eddie bravo now says there's also a way to do it if you're like
sideways yes where
you're arching back you can arch back sideways he's like from certain angles it's
okay to arch back
it's like that's the complexity of jiu-jitsu just little tiny adjustments like
we were talking before
the podcast about amal easton taught me a variation on the guillotine that was
really good for the defense
which is to go over the top of the back but also there's just little variation
in the way you hold
it made the bone of the arm dig into the neck and just that one little thing
was like ah
fuck yeah but when you're looking at it it almost looks the same like when
someone shows it to you
they're just showing you one little tiny tweak but that tiny tweak has a huge
impact you know with you
know with wrestling it's interesting because when the when before that when the
wall was up with the you
you know the soviet union and and and east germany when they would meet they
had their own technique
and the west had their own techniques and and they would watch tape on each
other but they couldn't
figure out really how what they were doing right because it was so subtle when
when the wall came down
in the east all those eastern europeans started coming over to the united
states and wrestling with
those guys wrestling changed dramatically like in 10 years because everybody's
starting to share their
secrets because they couldn't figure it out just watching tape it wasn't like
you watch boxing
it was so subtle the little differences like you're talking about on like how
one guy would
shoot a double leg or where he was holding on the knee and stuff like that made
a huge difference
i'll tell you who didn't give a shit about technique you could show him
whatever you wanted
whatever he did worked shane carwin you gotta hold your neck he's like how's
that feeling lik