Name: Joe Rogan Experience #532 - Shooter Jennings
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #532 - Shooter Jennings' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-08-07. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #532 - Shooter Jennings

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it's like a cannonball with a handle on it and and using momentum and swinging
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um but we carry all the way up to very heavy kettlebells we just started
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all right
shooter jennings first of all thanks for doing this man i really appreciate it
it's cool as fuck it's cool as fuck having you in here
i mean i love uh hearing about a guy online listening to the music and go oh
shit i got a new guy i'm into
right so uh i'm i've been uh tweeting about your shit over the last couple of
months i'm i'm a huge
fan i love all the the do you say hero fan is that what you call it yeah hero
fan i i love that
stuff i love uh i love that uh southern comfort song it's one of my favorites
man
you're in the airport or something tweeting about that dude that's good see i
grew up the house i
grew up in was named southern comfort real quick while we're on the audible
thing by the way i want
i just want to say i'm a huge audiobook fan i will tell you a a hilariously
awesome and creepy
experience is and i highly recommend if anyone has like an hour and they're
they're your buddy's
thing they've listened to that book get dianetics the audit the audio i'm
serious man it's so
creepy it's like being a fucking philip k dick movie it's like being in total
recall or
something really oh man the way the guy who reads it the whole thing like the
whole package
is so cool man you're like oh and you know the read the book commercials like
my whole life i had
always heard that shit and i was like i'm gonna get the audiobook of dianetics
i bet that shit's
whack and highly recommended just for wackiness for wackiness but by the end of
it you're like hmm
you know that's what's fucked up about it is like the the concept of what
because i guess
dianetics like i'm i'm kind of obsessed with scientology because it's so
fucking retarded
in one way in one sense to me but in the other sense like becaus