Name: Joe Rogan Experience #540 - Steven Rinella
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #540 - Steven Rinella' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-08-27. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #540 - Steven Rinella

was that the noise that's the noise that's the noise jamie's got a much more
subtle than brian's
fucking monkey noises hey everybody what the fuck's going on how you living huh
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get down to business we're gonna talk not even business kind of more like
bullshit the joe rogan
experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day
brian callen was gonna try to make it here today oh really but he um he had
some podcasts he's
scheduled in advance i tried to get him to cancel but he couldn't oh that's too
bad but he's very
excited to come with us to alaska and that should be a nice silly trip man i'm
i'm looking i'm excited
about that trip it really is when you get up into that when i say that when you
get up into the alpine
zone like the above timberline in southeast alaska it really like
you know it's cooler looking than like the ewok forest you know i mean it's
just as amazing because
you have this like you go from old growth stuff where you could like the three
of us could all stand
around joined hand to hand and you couldn't reach around these trees you know
wow and you
climb a little higher and it's like boom it's just like wide open and there's
there's really nothing
like it i mean you can't you just you can't fathom the beauty of it you know
well i've seen it on your
show this is the same place where you went hunting black tail deer that's right
where you land on a
float plane and then you go up into the uh into the the upper regions yeah that
was where the fog rolled
in and you had that nice deer in your scope and you had weight you know that
that time when i was up
there there was a windstorm the wind was so bad it made the front page news in
town
and um 70 they they kept saying like 70 some mile an hour winds blew down a
bunch of foam poles the
next day uh a pilot came up to kind of fly over to see if we were still alive
and everything you
know he just kind of cruised around to check it was that's the thing is the
weather so when we go on
this trip we could either just get we could either have the worst time or the
best time depending
you know i mean just depending on the weather it can be so just uncomfortable
and miserable
or it can be just beautiful and there's places back in there you know princewell's
island is huge it's
the but i think by some definitions either the second or or it's either the
third or fourth biggest
island we have what's interesting about it that island is it has you know half
the sir i think
it's half the surface area as hawaii the big island in hawaii but it has like
three ti