Name: Joe Rogan Experience #544 - Dom Irrera
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #544 - Dom Irrera' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-09-04. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #544 - Dom Irrera

hello freak bitches we're back this episode is brought to you by ting ting is
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here there's a ting phone this is uh my samsung galaxy note 5 it's pretty dope
uh i like the
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that it's waterproof is pretty sweet too um what it is is what ting uses is the
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backbone these are sprint network but they do it their way with no contracts no
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fees no ride-alongs or bundling and no no bullshit that you ordinarily have to
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deal with most cell phone providers most cell phone providers also have their
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say if you have 100 minutes a month but you only use like 10 which is by the
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use most people don't fucking call anybody anymore if you call someone for 10
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a weirdo unless you're doing business you might understand if you're doing
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spending shackles all right that's it folks the uh oh um me what am i doing i
got um september
something or another i'm in fucking toronto let me find this because i didn't
have it in front of me
but uh you're doing messy hall joe i am doing the sony center uh i like massey
hall but it was already
booked but i did the sony center before too it's pretty fucking dope uh yeah
sony center for the
performing arts with tony hinchcliffe friday september 26th joe de rosa was
supposed to be
here tomorrow but he had to uh he got an acting gig the kids got talent you can't
hold them back
so uh tony's taking his place and joe de rosa will be here next wednesday uh in
the future i have
rupert sheldrake and graham hancock are going to be coming up uh i got a lot of
good guests real
solid guests mike dolce is going to be here next week uh and like i said joe de
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next week all right that's it boom shalak lock boom oh ice house ice house i'm
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ice house in pasadena september 12th and 13th what is that like the weekend
after this one with tony
hinchcliffe all right that's it cue the music dominic me brother hello joe for
fuck's sake
look at you sitting up there in your high horse he asked me if i was david
letterman and i should
tell everybody about this chair this uh this is my latest device to try to
mitigate back pain from
sitting and it's called the uh i think it's called a sally yeah s-a-l-l-i and
it's a saddle chair
it's like a saddle so if you see how it's sitting here no no one's endorsing
this i'm just telling
you it feels i'm going to tell you this they would hate me endorsing this
because it feels like shit
it's like the least comfortable chair i think i've ever sat in the anti-commercial
but it's very good
for your back and make sure you like you can't sit any way other than like this
like you have to sit
like straight up you can't like slouch in this thing it just doesn't support it
and when i sit in a
regular chair by the end of the podcast my fucking neck starts to hurt like my
back like around here
where i've been injured starts to hurt doesn't wouldn't that like stretch your
asshole out though
and like give you that's what i'm trying to do trying to i'm trying to make it
easier for if i ever do
wind up going in the pokey i want to be just gaping soon um no it doesn't do
anything your asshole you
fucking idiot well i mean look how you're sitting though it's like your butthole
is oh i'm squeezing
no this is you're not listening the whole idea behind this is it's like a
saddle if you sit in a saddle
you actually kind of have to hold yourself in place so by squeezing your legs
together it's not
opening your butthole you're actually squeezing everything tight so if you were
a gal and you
wanted to have one of these i figure it would probably be good for the old vajayjay
probably
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