Name: Joe Rogan Experience #545 - Tony Hinchcliffe
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #545 - Tony Hinchcliffe' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-09-04. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #545 - Tony Hinchcliffe

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googly moogly tony
hinchcliffe a world tour we've been on young man yeah we've been everywhere we've
traveled the globe
we've extended our reach we've done sets throughout the lands we've gone from
the high of the rocky
mountains all the way to a hockey rink in the middle of canada we did so much
the past couple months
yeah we did a hockey rink and me and brian callen did a goddamn hockey rink
yeah in canada like what
a stereotype way up there too man that's like two hours north of edmonton yeah
yeah what was the name
of that town again lloyd minster yeah lloyd minster nice folks great people oh
yeah great people a lot
of people talking about how they drove three hours from the north and like five
hours from the east
yeah that's what happens when you do those middle of nowhere shows you get
access to a bunch of people
that ordinarily they just can't physically get to you in time right it takes
too much time i talked
to this one dude who drove 18 hours once to a show wow yeah that's a god a
goddamn responsibility when
you're telling jokes to a guy who drove 18 hours yeah that's that's uh it's a
little glad you told me
after the show told me before the show i'd be like fuck i can't even do new
shit now yeah i gotta give
this guy some fuck i gotta throw some heat 18 fucking hours 18's a long trip
that's a hell of a trip
but yeah dude we've been everywhere man those uh those gigs up in canada were
fucking badass we went
from one place which is in the middle of nowhere which was a hockey rink to
that theater in vancouver
that was just fucking incredible yeah it was like the perfect contrast yeah
like three or four thousand
seat crazy theater with big fancy chandeliers it was like game of thrones yeah
and it was right to do
it the right way too we did the hockey rink first and then the nice theater
second if we did it the other
way it would be depressing yeah totally it's like oh it's over look at us we're
in a fucking hockey rink now
yeah uh joan rivers just died oh yeah that's a rough one yeah so uh rest in
peace joan rivers
that chick you know agree with her or not agree with her i mean a lot of people
were mad at her about
the her take on gaza and the whole israeli thing she's jewish and she's old you
know she was but uh
she was a real fucking comic a real comic like to the very end no i was
supposed to do her show man
i was supposed to do her show where i lie in bed with her like in bed with joan
yeah um that would have been the first time i met her she has like a podcast
that she does from a bed
and you know got people climb in bed with her and you tell your jokes you might
still have a chance if
you make it over there in the next couple of hours you son of a
i get excited on the too soon jokes i always love that i can't believe you did
it it's my favorite
thing you actually knew her her daughter pretty well though no no no no never
met her no no never
met her i might have said hi to her once at a place maybe i've never talked to
her though um
that's uh it's rough stuff man but you know 81 years old what a what a career i
mean she you know
she was like carson's favorite yeah she didn't have some falling out with carson
yeah because she took
a gig going up against him from fox he was on nbc she took the 11 30 he built
her he was she was his
guest host and he was really offended when she went against him competing in
ratings yeah i don't know man
uh i just feel like you know i feel like that's unfortunate but the whole
paradigm of television
like having to watch t