Name: Joe Rogan Experience #549 - Big Jay Oakerson
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #549 - Big Jay Oakerson' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-09-16. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #549 - Big Jay Oakerson

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i i'm not homophobic
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well joe is there
different levels of that where you look and see two people kissing and you're
just like you know
what i'm a little hungry for that or like oh my god that's hot like is it at
all like on and
off you think like just some people look to who to who what are you saying like
if you're walking
down the street and see me are you asking me anybody yeah if i walk down the
street and i see two guys
kiss each other do i ever say is that hot no no is it completely hilarious and
like weird or is it
like mildly like oh i see what they're doing there or is it like because it
seems you should have thought
this question out way way before you try to express yourself in such a complex
manner it just seems
very like i wonder if there's different levels because i'm i'm like i'm like
that's hilarious
and creepy and weird well it depends on what the guys look like you know
because there's a broad
spectrum of masculine to feminine homosexuals just like there are you know like
women look different
you know i mean if you run into two of a certain type of women making out it's
not fun but if you
you know it's it's uncomfortable but if you run into women that are just
whatever for whatever reason
they flow together well visually but if two brad pitts were kissing or brad pitt
and george
it would never be hot to me because i'm a straight male what it would be i
would sympathize i would
say you know it's weird that i i would judge and then i would hope that they
don't run into anybody
that's mean i do that would you take a photo no that's rude you have to if you
saw them just making
out like like against a telephone pole depends if someone if they started
taking their pants off i'd
probably start filming start going after it but then you get caught with gay
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yeah you're not
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62 62 pounds so it's a good one to work out with they look so cool but they
hurt they hurt if you do
any kind of like uh to flip it over on your wrist like one time i used to do
one with a skull and yeah
it would just crack my wrist well you what you got to do is first of all you
got to make sure that
the face is outside facing the opposite direction that's a simple solution i
guess that's that's what you do
but that's how you're tired but the other thing is you got to learn the
technique of like punching
through like when you swing a kettlebell there's a certain amount of control
that you develop with
it where it doesn't ever hurt your arm because in like a lot of times uh people
when they're starting
out especially they'll put like wrist things on like they're trying to get an
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arm big cushion things so that when the kettlebell flips and hits it it doesn't
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get to know what what's moving you're supposed to like twist it sort of yeah
yeah you twist it towards
you first and then as you're going up you sort of punch through it and then you
gotta it's a if
you do it in a smooth motion it never really slams in your arm but the thing is
if you're doing them
right you're going to get tired and when you get tired that's when your
technique suffers that's when
you can you can fuck yourself up oh technique suffering is it's i've done some
doing crossfit i did
so much back damage because i just never worked hard on good form it's so
important yeah welcome to the
the club there's so many people that have hurt themselves doing that kind of
stuff those uh
power lifting exercises you know especially um steve um uh maxwell who's a real
expert in fitness and
the guy who's uh he's in incredible shape he's 62 years old the guy's just an
animal and just a wealth
of knowledge he's not a fan of those type of workouts because he said that
those power lifting workouts
should all be done with very strict form and very heavy weights and very low
reps he's like so they're
essentially taking these these workouts that are all about this one big
explosion and the most you can
get up and they're doing them over and over and over and over and over and some
people can get away
with that but some people get really fucked up well they also have the element
of like competition to
it which i never really bought into because i was just doing it's like trying
to lose a lot of weight
and get in shape yes so i just i looked at it as like whatever was on that
board was my workout but
there was a competition element so it is funny that they spend but the first 15
minutes of any
crossfit class i've done is showing you the form of today's workout this is the
proper deadlift this
is a proper you know uh yeah like clean power clean and then they do that for
15 minutes then they go
all right as fast as you can now for seven minutes it's like crazy and you know
and these people are
competitive people they want to win so guys just like you just see their how
they're bent over the
wrong way and just like putting so much stress on your back for anybody that's
thinking about doing
any kind of workout with either kettlebells or even just regular weights just
dumb