Name: Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - Sept. 20, 2014
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - Sept. 20, 2014' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-09-20. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience - Fight Companion - Sept. 20, 2014

yeah what's up everybody this is uh today is uh what is it the 18th 19th what
is it the 20th
20th of september 20th now it's really the 19th for everybody that's paying
attention it says
september 20th but it's really friday night it's friday night at midnight um
and uh this is a live
fight uh fight companion podcast brian count's supposed to be here but of
course he's fucking
late brendan shop's here and of course my brother edgy bra is here oh shit eddie
bravo in the house
and uh we're just looking at the the blank screen right now while mark hunt is
uh gonna face roy big
motherfucking country nelson tonight holy shit yeah we can get some of that in
there too um we might
not be able to smoke weed with brendan shop in the room though i'll just i'll
just hold my breath
december 6th hmm what's today we got some time about 13 weeks i'll just hold my
breath can you do
that are you good at holding your breath i know you have awesome cardio like a
fish we're good i'll
just suck on this coffee all night real quick usually go to bed at 11 sip tea
usually in bed by 11 sipping
tea guys are you really yeah 11 p.m 11 every night wow are you training
tomorrow no i trained twice
today because i knew tonight's gonna be a doozy when you uh when you schedule
like your when you ramp up
for a fight so you're fighting in december december december 6th when you're
ramping 181
oh shit where's that beast vegas mandalay bay two title fights then my fight
travis brown
oh that's um vitor and weidman too and showtime and melendez oh shit shit and
then us big one good lord
any chicks fighting
not yet not that i know of i don't watch ufc's unless there's a chick fighting
i hear you
speaking of chicks the one tonight is i'm telling you guys she's a little
monster you got an issue with
her i do this little filter thing i got a little crush on her yeah she's kind
of hot she was a
little plump and she got in some serious shape yeah right and has like an act
like she's like
curvy she's like kim kardashian but japanese yeah she's gotta come out and uh
how cool would it be
if she came out in uh the school girl uniforms yeah isn't that weird that used
to do that for pride
he used to come out with pigtails yeah weird stuff k1 k1 dude it's the national
pastime is to be into
school girls how weird is her biggest thing that she's ever done she dressed up
like a bunny
why do i know this i don't know dirty bunny maybe i did some research and you
know what second
you know what second and by research i mean maybe i jacked up
um we'll let you know as soon as the fights start i don't know why uh the
fights are a little bit
late it says 1205 on my phone amateur hour smells like weed in here it says 1205
on my phone i don't
know if that means uh somebody fucked up or they're having a problem there they
were we were watching
it earlier though which doesn't make any sense um it was live from uh japan
goldberg and uh brian
stan calling the action maybe it's just a delay for the main card by the way i
fucking love fight
pass dude it's awesome i fucking love it i tweeted that fight pass is great
everybody's like you
fucking chill i know it's great fuck off it's great any fight you could think
of in the ufc you could
just watch it pride fight you just watch it and it works it was crazy is that
when i cornered ben
saunders at the tulsa event i get there friday night i've never worked with ben
before he asked
me to corner him like a week before and he goes dude you want to come down and
uh he had been
playing rubber guard off and on over the years and he was playing a different
version he was playing
a version i never played and uh and then he kind of moved away from it because
i figured i figured that
would he would hit a dead end with that style but i didn't want to say anything
because it was kind
of working for him and then he got cut from the ufc went to bellator he'd win
some he'd loot some
and i kind of lost track of what he was really doing and then he saw the hickson
video the video that
we did here and uh he he he twittered me direct message goes hey man when are
you going to do a
seminar in florida like he realized he was playing stuff wrong and he wanted to
fix it so i said well i
don't have anything planned in florida but i do have a little rubber guard
genius out there a guy named
tyler wolsey i go let me hook you up with him they hooked up he as soon as he
as soon as he got done
with tyler he said dude i want you to corner me next week can you do it i know
it's last minute
and um did it and so friday night i get that friday night i go right to his
hotel he has fight pass
hooked up right so because he was studying his opponent his opponent and i
think it wasn't on he
wasn't i don't think he fought in the ufc before but he had fight pass so i
said oh shit so we put on
i wanted to keep it really simple for him with rubber guard there's it's so
sophisticated and so
vast there's pieces of the rubber guard that i don't even know how to play yet
there's new pieces
i'm like shit what are you guys doing over here right there's new shit that's
incredible half
guillotine a guillotine from the rubber guard a guillotine with your leg
involved it's on hold on a
second it's on the fights are on yeah guys walking out right so what is this i
don't know what you got
here oh is it a different thing am i on the wrong thing that doesn't make any
sense live events let's
see yeah you gotta press live event live now that'll be it so it didn't switch
over from the pre oh how
weird it didn't switch over from the prelims that's goofy that's goofy it's
like a different stream
this coffee bellproof coffee brand shop's got a little bit of a fucking coffee
problem addiction
and when i stop fighting it's gonna become drugs well my point was with the ufc
fight passes i get
there friday night and we kept it really simple simple rubber guard mission
control with elbows we
we put on jason day versus alan belcher uh that was a an amazing display of
elbows from from the guard
and matt horwich versus dan miller you know just right there we would have it
would have been hard
to find those fights you know i guess you could go to mma core it's always
tricky though right it's
tough to find the internet yeah yeah but with ufc fight pass man boom any ufc
fight is it every single
fight that the ufc's ever had single fight the ufc's had and everything there's
another one of those
two there's everything that's a full one too oh yeah um every single fight in
pride too even the early
ones like ufc too everything everything everything wow all the strike force
fights everything that i
could think of came up but i'm like thinking maybe maybe the the old ones maybe
ufc one even there's
i'm pretty sure if i'm wrong i apologize but i'm pretty sure everything's in
there in between these
fights let's let's throw it on there's also a uh well we can't we can't
otherwise we'll go off the
screen because it's running through my laptop oh but but we'll figure it out i
don't i i don't think
there's anything that's not in there i mean there's also a crazy show called ufc
now with a couple
of cutie pies on there kapow brendan schaub and kenny florian damn show what
brendan's horny and shit
man i was talking about himself he's talking about himself being a cutie pie it's
true oh you're not
even paying attention oh jen brown he said brendan schaub a couple of cutie
pies like brendan
schaub yeah i talked in the third person i'm sorry oh i'm sorry i'm sorry i was
barely paying
attention to you i'm used to that with cal and don't worry no cal is the worst
i just keep on
keeping on cal is the worst with that like he'll get into modes where he wants
to take he wants to
say something and it doesn't matter what the fuck you're saying what he has to
say
like it it has no relation whatsoever to what you're saying and go wow that's
great i met a guy
he wrote a book and i'll go on to this fucking why are you talking about
economics now like how do we
get into economics like he has this thought in his head it's like a runaway
train he's just trying to
get out of the way insane man that's why he's so funny too it's like one of the
things you recognize
about comedians it's like that same thing that makes them like really funny it's
this this mad dog
bum rush over to get attention madness man nobody's better at like commanding
attention than cal you
know what brian called me he was dead serious goes bro instead of selling t-shirts
i got a great idea
he's never came to me with an idea for shit he goes good koozies we should sell
koozies oh god i went
are you fucking kidding me yes who buys beer koozies still i mean what how much
of a drunk are you
like i need my beer just a little insulated i thought you meant jacuzzis i was
like the dumbest
idea ever can you imagine the warehouse you would need to keep an inventory
fighter in the kid jacuzzi
that's what i thought you meant i thought that makes more sense than a koozie
but they're both
hilarious for a second i'm like thinking damn they're jumping on brian poor brian
but then you
said his idea i'm like oh no shit that's a terrible idea but why do they always
talk shit on him
try to sell jacuzzis it's like 1982 well not only that i mean who the fuck's
got room for a jacuzzi
kayoji horiguchi i don't i'm not familiar with him and who's his uh who's his
opponent do we know
we gotta pay attention here i got a badass jacuzzi i've used it once
seriously in three years once let's see who these guys are they're fighting
here
powerful ariani japan hola hadn't seen her in a while i thought maybe she was
taking a break
she's well she's busy she's got a tv show now really yeah she's on overhauling
oh yeah she's
the host over yeah yeah and spike right that's uh that's bud show brian heriguchi
and delos reyes
that's bud show where they take a car and they they they completely redo it for
like a week he
has nothing to do with that show anymore yes he does now oh he's back on it
yeah he's back huh
yeah but but owns it again or he's a producer of it again one of those things
that was his show
yeah yeah i don't know what happened you know i'm just happy he's doing it
again oh it's over
it's over you never know no it's over he's doing the smart thing recovering
yeah he's on the bottom
you don't recover from that you can like this though like this though you can
you can if the
guy stays on him see if the guy was smart and he's a striker if he's that good
of a striker he'd
probably try to get away right yes 100 because that guy would be much more
helpless in a non-clinching
well the ref will force him to stand up too yeah leoto machito told me that you
get hit to the
body drop to your butt and to buy time until the ref stands you up well tito
did that with him
remember he he caught tito with that body shot that needed the body that's
right that's pulling
guard though that's a slick move by uh recover that's pulling guard he's being
silly but you're
going to get finished he's being eddie bravo is being sarcastic and he's a
master guard player
and 90 people won't catch it i'm just telling you right now i know the eddie
bravo humor you got to
stand up he's you know to him it's like it's like chess moves that are like
really stupid you see someone
doing a dumb chess move and you and i are like what is he talking about yeah
well other other people you
know who know eddie you know exactly what he's doing he's he's always said that
i mean we're
seeing it we saw it with your sometimes you got to pull guard we saw sometimes
you got it you know
it shouldn't be your first option but uh it should be in the third look how
good ben saunders
look how good ben saunders control was it was amazing if i'm for doom and canes
beat me up
against the cage i'm pulling half guard sometimes sometimes you have to
meanwhile this is a good
fight yeah it is really good fight he recovered yeah he got out of it man but
that uh haraguchi
dude that guy's got a nasty left kick to the body oh he's try