Name: Joe Rogan Experience #558 - Honey Honey
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #558 - Honey Honey' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-10-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #558 - Honey Honey' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-10-10. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #558 - Honey Honey

joe rogan podcast check it out the joe rogan experience train my day joe rogan
podcast my
name all day ladies and gentlemen my friends honey honey pen susan you're back
what's up what's up
guys man it's so weird without the ads um yeah it's better that way we smoosh
them in later
that way we're boring people you have to sit there and listen to five minutes
and fucking
i like hearing about the dick pills we don't have any dick pills no no no no
flashlights it's been a
while our first show our first podcast with you you had dick pills i'm pretty
sure and red band took
one or you were talking about having a boner for like six hours no that was
totally unrelated he
was getting some shit at gas stations we weren't telling that i i okay that was
the beginning of
a bad addiction though i really i went deep what was it there's no sponsorship
involved for that
no it's just mexican viagra where they take like viagra and mix it with the acorns
and call it a
supplement and it's just isn't you're not supposed you don't know what you're
eating did it work
oh it worked what it is is like if you would buy aubrey explained it to us the
hustle if you would buy
like you know super rocket pills at the gas station and it says guaranteed erection
and all this jazz
they're just selling you viagra but they're doing it without a prescription
so they're just putting viagra in these pills and then saying oh this is our
super secret supplement
and when people find out it works they buy the shit out of it it's a way to buy
viagra without a
prescription is that legal how does it it's not but the fines are very low and
all really yeah
who's regulating that that's a good question well the fda right now police they
they regulate it if
they find out that it's actually viagra but a lot of times they don't find out
there's a million
different names and apparently they get a small fine what aubrey said is some
of the companies will
change their name and then restart up under a different name and do the same
fucking shit
you know ben what are we doing playing music yeah we should be getting boners
for guys
brian i have a question they just change a name do you just take it and then
no some of them times it doesn't work it's kind of like mushrooms where it
really it's based on what
you eat i find isn't this never good though like that seems like that's a
disintegrating motion
you're doing like the knuckles blow up you guys don't do that boom yours doesn't
work like that
mine does not now i'm getting sad i wish i had those extra effects go to the
gas station i'm scared
should we go to the convenience store and come back or apparently some of them
at the gas station are
just bullshit yeah you know some of them are just like some goofy herbs but how
great of a placebo is
that like it maybe it just works anyway it could if you really think you got
the super hard-on pills
the super chinese viagra well you just went global with it and i was about to
ask the question isn't
there a uh a chinese supplement where they're using rhinoceros horn ground rhinoceros
horn that's been a
big fucking issue yeah i was at the airport the other day and they had this big
rhino photo that said i am
not medicine and it was talking about the use of uh rhino horns and some
eastern medicines yeah there's some
people that really believe they believe it can bring good luck it can cure
things it can cure cancer it's
kind of amazing how you can set a trend you know what i mean like and well
obviously like it that's a
terrible terrible trend terrible trend right you know it takes you know one
person to be like i ground up this
rock i found in my backyard it's true right i'll give you some for 50 bucks one
of the best ones that was my
childhood they actually they sell a rhino seven it's the best one it's called
rhino seven yeah
look at the explosions look at the rhino's running through fire how bad would
your life suck if you
saw a rhino running through fire like could you imagine if you're like in a
forest fire and you're
trapped what are you talking about i saw that last night and a rhino
i'm just kidding what what what do you have cleats on the rhino is running
through like this
burst of fire that would be the the worst thing you could one of the worst
things on earth that you
could ever see that's kind of how i imagine your life honestly we talked we had
bear talk earlier
with joe bear talk bear talk i got more questions man okay what kind of
questions well uh so you were
telling us that it's a a predator yes so it's in a different species of
reaction in sense of it's
yeah how it's perceiving everything bears are omnivores so they'll eat
sometimes they'll ignore
any like any game because they find like a big patch of blueberries and they'll
even ignore meat that's
being left out they don't care they'll find like a patch of blueberries on a
hill and they'll just
they'll just go to that like their sense of smell is incredible so they are
super sensitive though
like if you if you're over there they know you're there oh yeah they know you're
there for sure like
unless you're really far away you could be like 100 yards away or 200 yards
away with the right wind
they might not know you're there but if they're near you and there's no wind
most likely they know
you're there if the wind is blowing towards them they definitely know you're
there they can just smell
you and their their sense of smell is way better than a dog's and a dog's sense
of smell is insanely
better than a person's you know there's like it's really hard for them to
measure like what animals
have the best sense of smell it's very difficult to really kind of quantify it
but what what what's
even more difficult is us even imagining like how good a dog's sense of smell
is because it's a
totally different perception at that point right like i read somewhere it's
like smell like fear 40 it totally
yeah and it's oh it's like seeing an infrared or something like yeah the world
just opens up in a
completely isn't there is there like a fear pheromone that you emit i guess
there must there's gotta be
yeah i think there's weird shit that you smell when you're around people that
you don't like
you know definitely or that people that freak you out or people that might have
bad intentions
they have a weird smell you know absolutely i have a nose like a bloodhound do
you yeah it's
really weird can you track bad guys i really can i swear to god so far this
room is okay
everybody's doing great did you give jamie a good sniff i did you passed the
test
yeah i couldn't imagine like smelling everybody's farts like in a city like if
you're at a mall
it's a lot of farts if you're a dog and you're at the mall i can imagine it you're
in a sea of farts
yeah but if you're a dog you're eating shit so you're into it that's true you
don't i don't mind
at all they don't have any cultural context you know yet i have i think i have
faith that they
they will evolve and we will see it what do you mean called like look at jumpy
jumpy the dog i mean
he is way ahead of schedule do you think dogs of today look back at the dogs of
like 500 years ago
and go what about your fucking idiots you neanderthals freaking out when they
heard the first siren
but they had their heroes that we don't even know about yeah they probably i
was like you
remember that one dog the dog to save the guy yeah the first one to bury the
bone you know my
friend steve rinello was telling me that they used to do shows where they would
take like a raft
filled with animals and they would push them off of the um the the big
waterfall uh what is it
niagara falls jesus that's terrible people would pay to watch it they would
stay on the sidelines and
they would push a raft of animals off niagara falls to their death what yeah it's
like some early 1900s
shit why because people you know it was a show like people could see the show
like they would pay to
see so they would load this raft up with exotic animals that were freaking out
trying to figure
out how to get off the raft and then they send them over the top six sons of
bitches wow how weird
yeah that doesn't sound even entertaining well i'm depressed now okay it's
definitely not entertaining
it's definitely disgusting definitely should be illegal definitely should be
punished but if you were there
while that raft is headed towards the apex do you keep looking or do you go i
don't want no part of
this that was like that it's too late that was like the primitive form of all
the fucking facebook
shit of like distractify it was like let's just watch something absolutely asinine
or horrifying yeah
because it's there's that shock factor right you know but i i feel like that's
not too far off from
watching dog fighting even though there's gambling and betting involved but
like people that can handle that
kind of thing i think there's just like i think there's some sort of i i can't
relate to this but
i think that there's some sort of like innate um uh primal instinct to want to
to see something
terrible so it's like more terrible than what you can experience in your
everyday life maybe feel better
about it or something or your people are just sick and disgusting i think
either or right it doesn't
have to be one or the other i mean it could have been could be both are you
sure like that's for real
like people actually really did that like oh yeah no it was real it was like a
show oh my god people
would pay to see it yeah we were just talking about this earlier actually what
are you pulling
we're just trying to find pictures of it oh we were just talking about this
earlier about um
being sensitive and i was telling joe that um there's some you guys were
talking about being
being sensitive that's what you were talking about yeah look i brought i
brought the feminine energy
today god damn it she does and whiskey and the whiskey feminine energy and the
cure for the feminine
energy whiskey it's true um but i you know we were talking about tv and there's
certain whenever i'm
witnessing whether it's in a tv show or a movie or real life some people really
losing or people just being
absolutely terrible to one another especially when someone is trying their best
and they just get
kicked when they're down yeah that just guts me that i just oh that's because
you're a genuinely
nice person crushes my soul you're a genuinely nice person who would never do
that so you see it and it
drives you crazy one of the things that drives us crazy is the horrible things
that we hope we never
see in ourselves you know like when we see something really pathetic there's
there's or horrible or mean or
vicious there's part of us that like knows it's evil and knows it's bad and
people are being hurt
and they're that that part of us without a doubt is angry or upset at that
situation but there's also
a part of us that hopes that we're never like that yeah you know like i think
that's part of like what
you see even when you see like a murderer or we see like someone whose life has
gone totally out of
control and off the rails and into the woods you you just go god could that
have been me you know like
that's one of the things that freaks you out the most it opens up the spectrum
yeah of what we're
capable of you see some person who shows up at their job and just starts
shooting people and you go
what brought her to do that what brought it's usually not her i don't know why
i said her is it ever
been a woman mass shooter that's a really good question you were just talking
about this maybe
one or two i was just reading there's this esquire that's a very good question
about i was just trying
to be like even it's not even at all yeah there's an esquire article let's not
get any ideas out there
ladies let's just let's just keep it cool keep it cool everybody stay calm um
and it was really
interesting because half the article was just like a history of maybe just the
last 10 years of mass
shooting there's been a ridiculous amount of why mass shoo