Name: Joe Rogan Experience #567 - Cameron Hanes
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #567 - Cameron Hanes' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-10-24. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #567 - Cameron Hanes

the Joe Rogan experience trained by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day
pumped up with caffeine straight off the plane and in traffic Cameron Haynes
ladies and gentlemen
good to see you buddy what's up man you you fucking literally pushed through
all night
yeah yeah it was uh it was a grind and then the LA traffic oh dude there's
something about LA traffic
that's so frustrating more frustrating than even no sleep oh yeah no sleep is
fine I mean that's
gravy I do that all the time but even today trying to get I want to get here
want to get here on time
I hate being late anywhere I'm a pretty punctual person and just the traffic
you know I was honking
to the guy ahead of me just to go 50 feet further because he's letting that get
he's texting he's
letting that gap get too big and I'm like okay I'm not gonna go anywhere but I'm
gonna be 50 feet ahead
of where we're at yeah this there's something going on here there's too many
goddamn people it's I don't
know what the fuck LA is gonna be like in 10 years I came here in 94 so I've
been here for 20 years now
and when I first came here was nothing like this nothing like this traffic
sucked yeah but it didn't
suck like to the point where you're like this is just doesn't this doesn't make
sense this is just
unmanageable there's too many goddamn people yeah it's tough and you live in
Oregon which is like
way more relaxed you spend all this time in the woods shooting arrows at elk
yeah the way quieter
way less people the good life good life now we're forcing you to get on that
fucking goofy 101 and get
jammed up in the boxes of metal and fucking breathe that carbon dioxide it's
worth it it's worth it to
be here of course it is of course it is my friend good to see you again buddy
great seeing you so what
are you doing you hanging out with luke bryan listen to country music song this
motherfucker got me
hooked on some country music pop songs yeah I know I told yeah we're bear
hunting and watching music
videos country music videos and you're like what are we watching well our
friends uh john and jen should
give them a plug yeah live in the dream uh what is their uh their website is it
live in the dream
probably live in the dream.com hold on I don't actually have to remember
anything anymore I google
everything I know right isn't that amazing live in the dream with john and jen
right something like that
yeah we'll find it um but anyway yeah live in the dream with john and jen live
in the dream
productions that's what it is live in the dream productions.com and uh those
are our friends in
in canada up in alberta and uh that's where we went bear hunting and these
motherfuckers all they
listen to is country music and all they watch is country music television that's
all you need
so every day there was me mocking it it's just some of it is really good I like
a lot of country
music I really do like we had sturgill simpson on this week I fucking love that
guy I don't know
if you ever heard sturgill simpson no I saw your plug though and I was I was
thinking I'm gonna check
him out oh he's good man he's real old school like merle haggard style country
music he's legit
I'll play you some later okay but um you guys just won't let it go like there
was no there was no breakups
it was just every day there's nothing it didn't like every now and then let's
watch yo mtv raps or whatever the fuck
it was just country music television over and over again being surrounded by
deer heads
you would think that you were in like alabama somewhere but no we're two hours
north of edmonton
yeah but and what happened what's the moral to the story uh I don't know oh
they got me they got me
singing that fucking luke bryant song man play it again shit I I was I was
somewhere I forget where
it was and it started coming on I knew the fucking words and I started humming
it along and I'm like
fucking cam haynes he got me yeah so we're listening to luke bryant skinning
out your bear
yeah and that's just I don't know just it works and you it's just it's etched
in your memory what is
it about country music and outdoors people though because it's like I always
associated country music
with the south but it's a big Canada thing too like especially northern Canada
yeah I don't know I
think it's just uh you know grassroots people hard-working people and uh they
identify with country
music hard-working people can't like acdc no that's not true that doesn't make
any sense that's for
head-banging paw smokers oh my people I've got a bunch of my people in various
walks of life my
people are confused they don't know where to go you got a lot of yeah you
appeal to a lot of a wide
range now bowhunters yeah I'm mixing it up I always say that I'm the bridge
between the meatheads
and the potheads I'm the bridge I bring them all together I'm an island just
bowhunters
Cam Haines Island so uh you've had a bunch of hunts since I saw you you killed
two elk
one in Colorado one in Utah I saw the the pictures yeah and you did an Africa
hunt yeah
Tanzania but you did a real Africa hunt not one of those pussy-ass high fence
hunting in a backyard
scenarios you were out in the wilds of Africa definitely the wilds of Africa I
was with a green
leaf Tanzania and it's uh you know planes don't even fly over there this this
where we're hunting
no rows no any no anything I mean to to bounce around in a jeep it'd take you
eight hours to cross
the I guess the piece of property we were hunting and it's very expansive wild
and when you when you
bow hunt in these areas how often are people bow hunting in these areas or is
it mostly rifle
hunting and you just come in and bow hunt right it um word I where I had been
there never been a bow
hunter there so bow hunting in Tanzania has only been legal I think for seven
years and um so it's
new uh and when people go there it's expensive to get there it's time consuming
um the animals are very
tough very tough to kill so nobody really wants to screw around making it even
harder with a bow
but uh that's where I come in so that's that was I was our first bow hunter
there ever for a lot of
people know about the controversy that's going on right now there's a Steve Ranallo
wrote an excellent
piece on this uh about what's going on in Africa with these uh high fence
operations where people are
it's it's a lot of it is people seeing like a pretty girl with like a dead
animal and then freaking out and
going off and the the most recent one wasn't even Africa did you see this kid
that shot a uh an albino
deer yeah and he's getting death threats yeah just yeah and it was a nice buck
yeah it's a deer it's a
fucking deer it happens to be white who wouldn't shoot it yeah they're like you
can't let it go you
can't let it live yeah so it can become a wood fairy and cure cancer a unicorn
and invent 6g cellular
it's just a deer it's just a deer it's a deer that has a you know rare disorder
one out of every 20,000
deer turn out to be albino I guarantee those coyotes or anything else that
would like to kill and eat a
deer could care less what color it was yeah and or it would have frozen to
death or it would have
starved I mean there's a lot of folks out there just have this idealistic view
of what nature is
they have this view of nature being this place of peace and harmony and no it's
a fucking brutal
horrible environment where no one gets out alive all those animals die and they
die they don't live
past like seven or eight years if they're really really lucky exactly and the
idea that there's
something wrong with someone stepping in there and killing one of them and
getting the meat off of it
as opposed to going to a supermarket and getting some corralled up penned up
animal that's lived
its life in hell it just shows you how goofy we are today yeah no I I know we're
kind of we're
talking about Tanzania now we're talking about meat but I just the other day I
put up a picture of
me and you with your bear and just the comments I had from Facebook and it's
just like one of them
that just stuck out to me was why would you kill a bear I thought bears were
endangered it's like
they're definitely endangered in cities they're endangered if I'm around
but but no it's there's how many bears are there where we were it's
unbelievable how many bears
so so that but that's the that's kind of to your point people are just so lost
they just don't get
it I mean bear the bear numbers have never been higher than they are right now
they need to be
managed they need to be hunted and people still think they're endangered
because I guess they don't
see them down here at Starbucks well there's also the anthropomorphizing you
know that that that's that
uh expression where you connect human characteristics to animals like yogi bear
and you know donald duck
and shit like that like these animals are so fucking ruthless the idea that
people love bears is so
beyond crazy while we were there uh john's son john right yeah john's son is
john too right
what's john's son name yeah jonathan jonathan jonathan yeah jonathan uh watched
a bear kill a cub
for like attack this female killed a cub ate half of it then took off the
female came back and
finished off her own cub she ate it right like this is the these are the
animals you're talking about
these the animals where when spring rolls around the the bears wake up and they
go out looking for cubs
that's what they do they go out looking to eat cubs i had uh sue aiken on the
podcast yesterday from
that uh pot the um life below zero show i don't know if you ever seen that show
she lives 200 miles
north of the arctic circle and you know she's talking about just the bear
population in her area and how
she's attacked by a bear and like really fucked up bad dislocated her hips
cracked her skull
a young male bear attacked her and basically grizzly yeah basically wasn't it
was she was like if it was
older it would have eaten me but it just basically kicked my ass and took my
territory like decided it
took her territory so she went back and shot it and killed it perfect yeah she's
a badass bitch
she lives by herself in the middle of nowhere she's as gangster as they come
yeah um but this idea that
people have in their head about bears is that the bears these peaceful you know
creatures of the
forest they're like some of the most brutal predators and cannibals that we
know of in nature
and delicious yeah oh yeah they're very delicious that's the other thing that i
got from our trip
people like why would you eat bear why would you bear bears are gross people
don't even eat bear
bear that's so not true yeah no there we had some amazing meals up there off
the bear we killed yeah
the gin just cooked up i mean i remember sitting out there in that plastic
table with all of us and
just eating this food bite after bite thinking this is some of the best meat i've
ever had that's
really good yeah yeah people have this conception that that you can't eat bear
or bear meat isn't good
it's just like amazing well any meat if you don't prepare it right if you don't
take care of it after
you kill it you know i mean you can get cow meat that rots you know if you don't
take care of it if
you don't prep it if you don't properly uh cool it and put it on ice or
whatever you have to do but
jen knows how to cook it yeah she did a great job with it oh yeah it was good
but um yeah like what
you were talking about with those boars they come out and they kill the cubs
you know all all a big
male dominant boar cares about is his genetics being passed on so when he sees
those those cubs
out there that aren't his he's like well those aren't my genes so he wants to
kill him so that
female comes back in heat and then he can breed her and that's the whole thing
and as you said once
that cup even that that female's cub was dead it went from being her cub when
it was dead then it was
just okay it's just more food yeah that's that was a transition and it's just
so there is no
emotion involved in anything it's purely 